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Southwest passenger arrested for masturbating 4 times during flight

By FOX 5 NY Staff

NEW YORK - A man on a Southwest Airlines flight faces federal charges after allegedly masturbating at least four times during the flight.

The Daily Beast reports that it happened on a flight from Seattle to Phoenix.

The criminal complaint obtained by the site claimed it happened on Southwest flight 3814 on April 2, 2022.

Antonio Sherrodd McGarity is accused of masturbating four times in the seat next to a female passenger.

The woman took photos. When McGarity fell asleep, she told the flight crew what happened. They moved her to another seat on the flight.

The woman turned the photos over to Phoenix police when the flight landed.

The FBI interviewed him and says he didn't think the female passenger was uncomfortable with him masturbating and he thought "it was kind of kinky."

McGarity is facing charges related to lewd, indecent, or obscene acts.

https://www.fox5ny.com/news/southwest-passenger-arrested-for-masturbating-4-times-during-flight.amp

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WTF bold - she took photos? Dude was right, it is kinky!

Does 4x mean he nutted four times, or got his willy out on  four discrete occasions?

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Definitely wasn’t 4 discreet occasions 

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Maybe it was a protest, bring back the nuts.

So if I keep it down to 3 times it's all cool?

29 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Does 4x mean he nutted four times, or got his willy out on  four discrete occasions?

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/antonio-sherrodd-mcgarity-masturbation-southwest-airlines_n_624b6d1de4b007d38459de11?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=news_tab&fbclid=IwAR38IvYYaCe5W61PMrCKA5iqbC_NpTMHRcl5gMD4rQWB8OBIC6oo13_-3G8

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The woman later told Phoenix police officers that she saw the man masturbate four times using both hands. She also suspected he reached orgasm at least once since she saw him licking a white substance from his fingers.

Um ...

29 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Does 4x mean he nutted four times, or got his willy out on  four discrete occasions?

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She suspected MCGARITY ejaculated because he licked a white substance from his fingers.

Definitely aggy

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37 minutes ago, Colonel Sanders said:

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Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. I myself, jerk off at least twice a day. 
Once in the morning, right after I work out, then once right after lunch.

I want to. That’s not why I do it. I do it ‘cause I fucking NEED to. 
You gotta feed the geese to keep the blood flowing. I keep the rhythm below the belt. 

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7 hours ago, RPM said:

Definitely aggy

A real aggy would have asked, "Can you help me with this?"

3 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Spirit would've charged him after the 1st one.

He had that spirit in the sky.  

So 4 is the limit, got it.
 

No, three is the limit. Four is too many.
10 minutes ago, Hate said:


No, three is the limit. Four is too many.

and five is right out.

New meaning to hand grenade

 

 

The complaint said that she was moved to a different seat but when it landed she was sitting next to the dude? 
 

wanna get away?  Hmmm…

 

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I'd like to know the woman's online handle so I can tweet her, "Miss...you forgot the coffee!"  

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12 hours ago, phdhorn said:

Antonio Sherrodd McGarity is accused of masturbating four times in the seat next to a female passenger.

Just noticed this in the "can't make this shit up" category.

Ha ha... he said "She-Rod"  ha ha heh heh...
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8 minutes ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

I dare say someone used the trim cutout switches on him. 

Terrain warning

47 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

The complaint said that she was moved to a different seat but when it landed she was sitting next to the dude? 
 

wanna get away?  Hmmm…

 

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should be "wanna get off?"

amirite?

18 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

should be "wanna get off?"

amirite?

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Well I see them every flight in 24C
In the pages of an Inflight magazine
Hey I've been thinking of a jizz explosion
I'm picking up some travel sized lotion
Oop! Baloney bop

Me bop, Boeing bop, baloney bop
I bop, you bop-ah turboprop
Be bop, be bop, baloney bop.
 

I had a flight get canceled 5 or 6 years ago.  I had to do 2 connections to get home that day. I had the worst seat in the plane for my MSP-DFW leg.  Last row middle seat.  The guy with window seat watched 80’s vhs-quality porn on his tablet for most of the flight.  He made zero effort to hide what he was watching, and he had the volume loud enough that I could hear the busty blonde with puffy bangs and a puffier bush moaning through his headphones.  I was trapped, nowhere to go as the flight was full.  Thankfully he never whipped it out.

15 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

I had a flight get canceled 5 or 6 years ago.  I had to do 2 connections to get home that day. I had the worst seat in the plane for my MSP-DFW leg.  Last row middle seat.  The guy with window seat watched 80’s vhs-quality porn on his tablet for most of the flight.  He made zero effort to hide what he was watching, and he had the volume loud enough that I could hear the busty blonde with puffy bangs and a puffier bush moaning through his headphones.  I was trapped, nowhere to go as the flight was full.  Thankfully he never whipped it out.

You failed to describe the plot of the movie.  That's important info you should share around here.

6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

You failed to describe the plot of the movie.  That's important info you should share around here.

Attractive,scantily clad female calls television repair man to fix her tube. Which he does.

1 minute ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

Attractive,scantily clad female calls television repair man to fix her tube. Which he does.

Don't be fatuous, Bobby.

39 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

I had a flight get canceled 5 or 6 years ago.  I had to do 2 connections to get home that day. I had the worst seat in the plane for my MSP-DFW leg.  Last row middle seat.  The guy with window seat watched 80’s vhs-quality porn on his tablet for most of the flight.  He made zero effort to hide what he was watching, and he had the volume loud enough that I could hear the busty blonde with puffy bangs and a puffier bush moaning through his headphones.  I was trapped, nowhere to go as the flight was full.  Thankfully he never whipped it out.

You say all of this like it’s a bad thing.  I haz confused. 

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