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Just now, Bateshorn said:

You say all of this like it’s a bad thing.  I haz confused. 

It was a little awkward.

3 hours ago, Hate said:


No, three is the limit. Four is too many.

Four shalt thou not wack off to, nor either two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. 

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35 minutes ago, Serak The Preparer said:

Always interesting to see when people use the drool reaction. NTTAWT @TwiceHorn!

Lmao.  Seemed appropriate.

1 hour ago, conVINCEd said:

It was a little awkward.

Because he didn't have an extra set of headphones to share with you, and you struggled to make out the dialogue?  I'm not following here.....

33 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Because he didn't have an extra set of headphones to share with you, and you struggled to make out the dialogue?  I'm not following here.....

I’m a little old fashioned  I guess.  Watching porn with a creepy male stranger on an airplane  just ain’t my particular cup of tea.  Now if the cute flight attendant…

30 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Watching porn with a creepy male stranger on an airplane  just ain’t my particular cup of tea.

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39 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Watching porn with a creepy male stranger on an airplane  just ain’t my particular cup of tea.

So, what you're saying is that you're anti-social.  Duly noted.

40 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

I’m a little old fashioned  I guess.  Watching porn with a creepy male stranger on an airplane  just ain’t my particular cup of tea.  Now if the cute flight attendant…

I have terrible news about all the people you interact with on this website….

42 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

I’m a little old fashioned  I guess.  Watching porn with a creepy male stranger on an airplane  just ain’t my particular cup of tea.  Now if the cute flight attendant…

are you expecting a circle jerk to just form itself? someone has to be the hero.

Y'all missed this part:
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Username would have been helpful.
5 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

Y'all missed this part:

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Wane?

4 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

Easy to fix this problem , just have a jerkoff section

What if I told you that such a section already exists?

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4 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

I had a flight get canceled 5 or 6 years ago.  I had to do 2 connections to get home that day. I had the worst seat in the plane for my MSP-DFW leg.  Last row middle seat.  The guy with window seat watched 80’s vhs-quality porn on his tablet for most of the flight.  He made zero effort to hide what he was watching, and he had the volume loud enough that I could hear the busty blonde with puffy bangs and a puffier bush moaning through his headphones.  I was trapped, nowhere to go as the flight was full.  Thankfully he never whipped it out.

Sorry your majesty.  It was a long flight.  You could have at least said "hi".

4 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

I had a flight get canceled 5 or 6 years ago.  I had to do 2 connections to get home that day. I had the worst seat in the plane for my MSP-DFW leg.  Last row middle seat.  The guy with window seat watched 80’s vhs-quality porn on his tablet for most of the flight.  He made zero effort to hide what he was watching, and he had the volume loud enough that I could hear the busty blonde with puffy bangs and a puffier bush moaning through his headphones.  I was trapped, nowhere to go as the flight was full.  Thankfully he never whipped it out.

Forgot to open with "Dear Penthouse" and close with "and then it got weird"

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Because you can’t stop messing with your danger zone…

1 minute ago, Underdog said:

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Because you can’t stop messing with your danger zone…

Always had a little thing for Cyndi, and I'd love to give it to her.

7 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Always had a little thing for Cyndi, and I'd love to give it to her.

Get in line, buddy. 

2 hours ago, utxmike05 said:

He licked his fingers?? lol wth

Don’t kink shame sir.
With that being said, pretty much what you said is spot on. 
KFC should not waste an opportunity to put this guy in a commercial. 
Does his exercise count as 1/2 mile club or 1/4 mile club? 
Asking for a friend. 

And when is @Uncle Boobs flying SWA next? Your move sir. We’re all counting on you. 

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1 hour ago, Vito Andolini said:

Parts Unknown?


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Apparently, Parts Well Known Now and On E-Film.

Nothing worth killing yourself over or anything, though.  Probably better than just hanging around on the plane.

2 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

Parts Unknown?


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But he did it with no reservations 

9 hours ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

Attractive,scantily clad female calls television repair man to fix her tube. Which he does.

Come on!  Spoiler that shit!

21 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

It was a little awkward.

Did you finish way before the other guy?

19 hours ago, KYHorn said:

Y'all missed this part:

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That's the most ridiculous passive-aggressive response ever.  

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