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2022 3rd place Wildcard Qualifying New York Yankees Thread

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6 teams per league in the playoffs this year. Cashman & co are more than happy to be barely good enough to get that 6th spot. Fuck them. 

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Pure, blinding hate for Hicks & Gallo. It sucks to think how much better the team would be without them. 

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They need Peraza up bigly.  Can’t be worse than IKF. 

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Keep in mind he has all of 0 extra base hits this year. 
 

 

Did you watch any of the game today? Cameron Maybin needs a lot of work as an analyst. 

 

And your pen fucked a really good start from Nestor. 

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Update: We fucking suck. Resting too many starters for no reason. Too many goddamn fucking strikeouts & DPs. We suck. Great pitching but fucking Christ our offense.

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4th best record in the majors, 7 wins in a row. Steamrolling errybody. Might be funny to read through my sporadic updates at the end of the year to see all the swoons & swells of the season.

Very cool stuff between Judge, young fan and Jay fan in Toronto last couple of nights.

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Yeah that was pretty awesome. Zack hample would’ve caught that ball and punched the kid in the face for no reason after. 
 

Had to end eventually. 11 straight wins is pretty dope though. I’d be happy with 6-4 over the next 10 games, because mean regression.

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05/17 Update: still the best team in baseball & it’s not close.

May is typically when the championship is awarded.

10 hours ago, Helobious said:

05/17 Update: still the best team in baseball & it’s not close.

Not if yall wouldn't have ducked those 3 games against us.

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He’s a no batting gloves guy iirc. Just like Posada was. I’ll take it.

7 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

And he's gonna walk.

That's hilarious.

I don’t think he’ll walk but he’ll fuck the Yankees payroll for years to come. Think Angels/Pujols

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1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

I don’t think he’ll walk but he’ll fuck the Yankees payroll for years to come. Think Angels/Pujols

Even better and more hilarious.

It is bumming me out enormously that the Yankees have been awesome so far. 

57 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

It is bumming me out enormously that the Yankees have been awesome so far. 

It will make their tears in the second week of October even sweeter.

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If they just go 50-45 the rest of the way, they’ll win 100 games.

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On 4/29/2022 at 11:23 PM, Helobious said:

4th best record in the majors, 7 wins in a row. Steamrolling errybody. Might be funny to read through my sporadic updates at the end of the year to see all the swoons & swells of the season.

There are lots of twists and turns over 6 months, for sure.  Does seem like a lot of stupid in April at this juncture.

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15.5 games up on second place over halfway through the season. At this point it would take the worst collapse in MLB history for the Yankees to not win the division. I know there’s no trades or signings coming because Hal, but I’d like another quality starter, outfielder, and SS. 

They should trade Gallo for a defensive beast in the outfield. Also, really wish Kody was a Yankee. He’d kill it with that porch. The Yankees would be wise to pick Ivan in the 2nd or 3rd. He’d kill it in that little league park 

15 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

This would work. 

 

The longhorn in me was hoping for Payton. Can Kody play left or right? He’d kill it with that porch. Anyone got Cashmans direct line? He’s gonna wanna hear what I have to say 

shit is Payton even playing this year? He’s been a beast left fielder in franchise mode for me 

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In case you needed a reminder that Yankee fans are human pieces of excrement ...1 on 1 argument? Nope...you get cheap-shotted by at least 5 people from 3 different directions 

 

 

 

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I’m so fucking sick of losing to those fucking cheaters. I have to shitpost in their thread out of moral obligation but it’s not fun at all when we keep losing. We need upgrades now. 

Blame Cashman.  Gene Michael built the powerhouse teams of the 90's and Cashman could never replicate those moves.

On 7/22/2022 at 10:02 AM, Helobious said:

I’m so fucking sick of losing to those fucking cheaters. I have to shitpost in their thread out of moral obligation but it’s not fun at all when we keep losing. We need upgrades now. 

Seriously go fuck yourself with this moral high ground "those fucking cheaters"  bullshit.  I'm almost embarrassed for you, kinda like that whiny fucking washed up troll Tutruro.  Highest payroll every fucking year, proven to use technology to cheat just like several teams. They're just not good enough, and it's been a while now. 

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On 7/22/2022 at 10:02 AM, Helobious said:

I have to shitpost in their thread out of moral obligation

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4 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

 

Sure would be nice if Baltiless won the series today. I really think the best course of action for the Astros is for the MFY to become panic buyers at the deadline so that they overpay and pick up some albatross contracts while pillaging their farm system.

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