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1 minute ago, ztejas said:

She aight. Also has 3 kids in tow. 

I meant to get into the TV shot 😀

Can we face Rio Grande Valley pitching every game plz?

Just now, Horny Bull said:

6-0 Texas after 1.

Ring the bell.  Stop the fight!

One of the trainers (I think? Had a walkie talkie on her waist) is a baddie. I'll do some research @kingkoopa6.

Just now, Fletch said:

Can we face Rio Grande Valley pitching every game plz?

Hope that guy transfers to TCU

1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

I meant to get into the TV shot 😀

Yeah you'd like that wouldn't you? Queer.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Yeah you'd like that wouldn't you? Queer.

Just trying to get you your 15 seconds of fame.

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Yeah you'd like that wouldn't you? Queer.

Are you the black beard or the red beard?  No homo

1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

Just trying to get you your 15 seconds of fame.

I'd rather not. I owe a lot of dangerous people money that may be watching LHN. 

Just now, ztejas said:

I'd rather not. I owe a lot of dangerous people money that may be watching LHN. 

Like me 

4 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Are you the black beard or the red beard?  No homo

Think I'm a couple rows behind those dudes. Pretty clean shaven atm*.

Edited by ztejas

1 minute ago, DaysOff said:

Are we throwing BP today?

Yeah. Too many hits that inning. Keeping it in front of the OF though. 

[mention=56]DanRydell[/mention] kickass seats.
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Glad you’re enjoying them!
1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

Of course this thing is from Waco

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Freebird!

16 minutes ago, ztejas said:

One of the trainers (I think? Had a walkie talkie on her waist) is a baddie. I'll do some research @kingkoopa6.

i see that cutie in the backstop.. latina baddie... and couple blondies behind ump

9 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

but it is what it is! IVAN! double

I uh.... don't think that's a double.

8 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

i see that cutie in the backstop.. latina baddie... and couple blondies behind ump

This is someone that I think may work for UT. Came out to talk to the ump about something. Cute white girl with a faaaaat ass.

Def a trainer. Water girl for the ump apparently. On her way to a Vic special but as is I'd tear it up. 

Edited by ztejas

Is he performing his new country song after the end of he inning? 

4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Ardoin looks like a fat Steve O.

Dang that’s weirdly accurate 

6 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

i see that cutie in the backstop.. latina baddie... and couple blondies behind ump

We have rules around here. 

2 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Is he performing his new country song after the end of he inning? 

No but if you need some fireworks he can hook you up after the game

Ugh. Trey should have swung at that first one. 

17 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Think I'm a couple rows behind those dudes. Pretty clean shaven atm*.

Showed you a few times...black hat, burnt orange polo, beer.  Said "let's go Trey" or something similar.

In lieu of a screenshot of yourself, here's something else:

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Edited by OU Sucks

So I go eat a couple slices of pizza and when I come back, the forgotten midget van zandt brother is pitching. 
 

but it is we that will be rocking into the night. 

Edited by Pato del Muerto

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Let’s pick that kid up for next year

Would it be tampering for Faltine to just ask him right there at second?

All @ztejaswanted was some Tuesday night Texas baseball tickets but now in return everyone is going to see what he looks like. 

10 minutes ago, DoneWithit said:

All @ztejaswanted was some Tuesday night Texas baseball tickets but now in return everyone is going to see what he looks like. 

My dick looks way bigger in person. 

We have taken so many hittable 1st Ks tonight. 

28 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Of course this thing is from Waco

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This dude definitely lived in a trailer behind one of those shitty bars in Lorena.

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