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Wow holy shit 

To say he has a difficult tenure here would be an understatement. Thoughts and prayers to his family. 

Dolphins training complex is in Miami Gardens, so it's possible they were working out right by that I-95 exit

7 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Schefter being dragged through the coals because of his original tweet. Fool

What did dumbass say this time???

Meh. Schefter has said and done worse.

Edited by SizzleChest

1 minute ago, immamac said:

This is less surprising than it should be

Lol wut 

Know something we don’t?

I read that he ran out of gas and was walking when he was struck? The article, if it’s him, makes it sound like suicide. The last article I read said he was “struck by a car” so I think that article is him. Too young. His nfl career is irrelevant, fucking Schefter, wtf?

Edited by 'stache

1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Lol wut 

Know something we don’t?

It is a head scratcher what else was going on with him getting dropped by team after team. Maybe there's more to it is all. 

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

I read that he ran out of gas and was walking when he was struck? The article, if it’s him, makes it sound like suicide. The last article I read said he was “struck by a car” so I think that article is him. Too young. His nfl career is irrelevant, fucking Schefter, wtf?

Schefter is basically a bot at this point, he's got a quick summary of every player before the thing.

{Player} [original history, last couple years career] (current news)

GOT IT TO TWATTER FIRST WEEE

That's a tough one. I have grandchildren older than he, and it would be way, waayy, waaayyy too soon for one of them to pass. 

Edited by Tex Long

40 minutes ago, Zeus said:

It is a head scratcher what else was going on with him getting dropped by team after team. Maybe there's more to it is all. 

Team after team?   He's only been with two and was still with the 2nd.

I can't and don't want to imagine what the family is going through. Prayers for his family and friends.

Was looking up this story and got confused.  Apparently just about the same time a dump truck wiped out some dude walking on I-95 down in Ft. L.

RIP to Dwayne and anyone else who's walking on an Interstate today in the Greater Miami area.

I guess he writes that because Haskins was not a successful pro player in the NFL and the loss of his life doesn't mean that much because it doesn't affect a great chronicler of the game like Schefter. It's like Haskins got waived and retired--don't have to think about that loser again! I'm sure he's not the only one.

(I love football, but it sure produces some weird people with screwed up values.)

I don't watch College Gameday anymore but I'll never forget the piece they did on him. RIP

 

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So the report I saw said he was hit by a dump truck at 6:30am? Wtf was he doing at 6:30 to get hit by any vehicle? Weird.

 

One report said that he had an accident with another car and got out to check damage.  Of course, nothing is confirmed yet.

Still, if you see an accident by the side of the road move over a lane.  If you can't move over then slow the fuck down and get your hazard lights on.

40 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

So the report I saw said he was hit by a dump truck at 6:30am? Wtf was he doing at 6:30 to get hit by any vehicle? Weird.

 

Is this post serious? 3AM sure. By 6:30 AM plenty of people are out and about.

2 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

 

 

Gil Brandt says "Hold my beer".

 

If you spend any time working in a trauma center, you see a lot of adults struck by vehicles. Almost uniformly, a motor pedestrian accident on the highway involves a pedestrian who is drunk, high, or mentally ill, or some combination of those factors. Regardless of how this happened, it’s tragic

1 minute ago, cochamps said:

Gil Brandt needs to be put out to pasture.

 

RIP Mr Haskins

Brandt’s fixin’ to endure quite a shit storm.

25 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Gil Brandt says "Hold my beer".

 

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2 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

So the report I saw said he was hit by a dump truck at 6:30am? Wtf was he doing at 6:30 to get hit by any vehicle? Weird.

 

Are you kidding? 6:30 AM he was likely driving to practice

5 minutes ago, immamac said:

Go fuck yourself. 

 Back atcha, bro. I thought that was totally uncalled for and very disappointing.

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