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Woman runs over bikers because she had uncontrollable shits

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https://kjzz.com/news/local/arrest-report-woman-accused-of-killing-cyclists-said-she-was-uncontrollably-defecating

According to the police affidavit, the cyclists were brothers from California who were in Washington City competing in a race. An individual who saw the crash happen said the two were riding in the area of Coral Canyon Boulevard and Telegraph Street just before noon when a Hyundai Genesis swerved into the bike lane and hit them.

Police made contact with the suspect, Julie Ann Budge, 47, who told officers that she was taking multiple medications for several various medical issues, one of which was irritable bowel syndrome. The IBS has been causing her to "defecate on herself without warning," she reported told police.

According to the probable cause statement, Budge told officers she was driving from her home in Hurricane when she "began to uncontrollably defecate on herself while driving, so she swerved," the arresting officer reported.

She reportedly told police she knew she hit the two individuals, but she couldn't get her car to stop.

"A witness at the scene of the accident stated that it appeared that Julie did not have the intention of stopping after hitting the two cyclists," the arresting officer wrote. "The witness stated he followed Julie's vehicle until she pulled over and stopped several hundred yards away from the accident."

She had allegedly been admitted to the hospital the previous day and had been taking Fentanyl through an IV drip, she told police.

Arresting documents state that Budge failed all field sobriety tests.

"At this time, I placed Julie under arrest for suspicion of driving under the influence," according to the arresting officer's report.

Budge was transported to the hospital, where a warrant was issued for a blood draw.

The affidavit states she had been convicted for DUI in 2015.

Budge was arrested on suspicion of two counts of automobile homicide due to criminal negligence, both second-degree felonies; two counts of failure to remain at an accident involving death, both third-degree felonies; and two counts of DUI with serious bodily injury by negligent operation, both third-degree felonies. She is also facing a class B misdemeanor charge of reckless driving and an infraction for improper lane travel.

News stories that remind you of the shart/shit my pants threads…

KJZZ ... would've expected this out of Collie Station and not Utah.

The thing is, swerved or not, she still shit all over herself.

Not quite officer material I'm afraid.

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There once was a woman named Budge

From her ass came a cascade of fudge

After the bikers she hit

She will give a shit

In a jail cell sent by the judge.

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If she's covered in shit, you must acquit.

41 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

KJZZ ... would've expected this out of Collie Station and not Utah.

Am I the only sick fuck that noticed the station is K Jizz?

4 minutes ago, Serak The Preparer said:

friends telling GIF

Fuck I misread Ramjet's post.  Partly because Utah and Jazz.

Edited by TwiceHorn

1 minute ago, Chris Dishman's Donut said:

Are we sure that's not Sigourney Weaver?

Dafuq is your problem boy ?

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2 minutes ago, Chris Dishman's Donut said:

Are we sure that's not Sigourney Weaver?

don't know but for sure she's not slim shady

live footage  of her, seconds after the accident running into the local convenience store:

3 angles:

 

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11 minutes ago, Chris Dishman's Donut said:

Are we sure that's not Sigourney Weaver?

Sigourney Weaver was a hot piece of ass in her day. Hell, she's still better looking. Here she is in a non-shitstained outfit at the oscars 2 years ago (70 yrs)

Sigourney Weaver Wows in Green Gown For Oscars 2020: Photo 4433525 | 2020  Oscars, Oscars, Sigourney Weaver Pictures | Just Jared

one more for good measure

Sigourney Weaver in Galaxy Quest : r/Spacegirls

Edited by Blotto

1 hour ago, Foosters said:

If she's covered in shit, you must acquit.

Major League Baseball Sport GIF by MLB

I need some facts here, I probably could be convinced to acquit.  Who doesn’t know the ballon knot piercing pain of a situation like this. I think that could induce temporary insanity.  Plus, I fucking hate roadway bicyclists.  I realize these people were in a bike lane, but still if the prosecution doesn’t strike me fromthe jury. It’s possible.

3 hours ago, crash_davis said:

oh shit. i should've googled her image. she looks exactly like a person who would shit herself and run over bikers.

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The love child of Sigourney and the alien.

7 minutes ago, Deej said:

The love child of Sigourney and the alien.

Can we please leave Sigourney out of this sick, little, love tryst  ?

3 hours ago, Blotto said:

Sigourney Weaver was a hot piece of ass in her day. Hell, she's still better looking. Here she is in a non-shitstained outfit at the oscars 2 years ago (70 yrs)

Sigourney Weaver Wows in Green Gown For Oscars 2020: Photo 4433525 | 2020  Oscars, Oscars, Sigourney Weaver Pictures | Just Jared

one more for good measure

Sigourney Weaver in Galaxy Quest : r/Spacegirls

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however, yea she was hot af in galaxy quest. 

4 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

live footage  of her, seconds after the accident running into the local convenience store:

3 angles:

 

rlzCyr.gif

poop-diarrhea.gif

74566fc6-01ec-4e8a-817d-fdc1d541c247.gif

 

He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone

7 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

That is carol Burnett...^^^

Damn, son. I was saying the green dress in the picture looks like a curtain, with the carol Burnett reference. 

10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Damn, son. I was saying the green dress in the picture looks like a curtain, with the carol Burnett reference. 

Ahhhhhhh.....  gotcha.. went right by me...

13 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

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Why the pic of FitLump?

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6 hours ago, Chris Dishman's Donut said:

Are we sure that's not Sigourney Weaver?

Keep Sigourney Weaver’s name OUT YO FUCKIN MOUTH.

4 hours ago, Incredulity said:

I need some facts here, I probably could be convinced to acquit.  Who doesn’t know the ballon knot piercing pain of a situation like this. I think that could induce temporary insanity.  Plus, I fucking hate roadway bicyclists.  I realize these people were in a bike lane, but still if the prosecution doesn’t strike me fromthe jury. It’s possible.

Of course you can sympathize, being a complete piece of shit yourself.

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Of course you can sympathize, being a complete piece of shit yourself.

Bill Murray Flirting GIF by Groundhog Day

7 hours ago, Foosters said:

If she's covered in shit, you must acquit.

Something something wookie, dookie...

But explain why Chewbacca won't take the stand in his own defense? Oh yea,  the G. Lucas vs. People of Wisconsin copyright infringem… | Chewbacca,  Words, Make sense

When you see some biking nerds, and you really want to swerve…

The poop thing had to be made up bc she was on drugs/drunk, committed a hit and run, and she needed an excuse, right?

1 hour ago, Pig Bellmont said:

The poop thing had to be made up bc she was on drugs/drunk, committed a hit and run, and she needed an excuse, right?

well yeah...

 

 - Jim Carrey

Can't wait for the forensic testimony about whether she shit before or after hitting the cyclists. I'd shit myself too if I were fucked up and killed some people. That's a long time in jail.

Uncontrollable Shits would make a pretty good band name

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Just now, 83Horn said:

Uncontrollable Shits would make a pretty good band name

the Butt Trumpets could open for them.

3 hours ago, 83Horn said:

Uncontrollable Shits would make a pretty good band name

For the Rolling Stones.

5 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

The poop thing had to be made up bc she was on drugs/drunk, committed a hit and run, and she needed an excuse, right?

lulz at the thought process in her drug addled brain.....oh fuck, oh fuck, I'm super fucked. And then . . . . 
 

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On 4/11/2022 at 2:37 PM, RamjetFDO said:

KJZZ ... would've expected this out of Collie Station and not Utah.

 

On 4/11/2022 at 3:18 PM, TwiceHorn said:

Am I the only sick fuck that noticed the station is K Jizz?

Yeah should have been KSHZ

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