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Leather sectional paid $3000 brand new 
Some very minor "scratches" on THE BACK of it. Need gone asap $400 open to trades for other couches 

 

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Quit trying to turn this site into Greensheet. Do it voluntarily or we’ll do it the old fashioned way. 
 

21 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Quit trying to turn this site into Greensheet. Do it voluntarily or we’ll do it the old fashioned way. 
 

Judging by that picture, he has a lot more bric-a-brac yet to post. 

I could see whoever lives in that house owning the llama paintings, the Glitzy coolers, and the boutique shirts. Still more likely that OP is murdering suburban women and posting their shit for sale, but it may just be one woman. so far. 

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

Quit trying to turn this site into Greensheet. Do it voluntarily or we’ll do it the old fashioned way. 
 

You bite your tongue.  Neikea is a Texas Gem and we will continue to let him peddle his wares.  Until such time we find out how they were illegally obtained in which case, some of us are in deep shit as aiding and abetting this lunatic.  I fucking love these threads though, let him be.  

There’s some fuckers in a well near that house that better put the lotion on their skin or their asses are getting the hose again. 

I'm calling it now. Neikea is a Lobo sock.

You wish, sickie.  I don't have this level of sophisticated taste.  

Every crucifix on the wall represents a victim, doesn’t it?  I don’t think it works that way, but who knows. 

1 hour ago, royiv said:

I'm calling it now. Neikea is a Lobo sock.

If this were Lobo, you'd have a 900-word description of each item.

11 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

If this were Lobo, you'd have a 900-word description of each item.

With a reference to unwelcome oral sex contained within. 

32 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

With a reference to unwelcome oral sex contained within. 

Whoah, whoah...I'll take the long-winded insult...but I don't get this reference.  That's not my schtick and I don't really like the association.  

6 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Quit trying to turn this site into Greensheet. Do it voluntarily or we’ll do it the old fashioned way. 
 

Wtf is wrong with you

 

also those fucking cow paintings are killing me

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5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Every crucifix on the wall represents a victim, doesn’t it?  I don’t think it works that way, but who knows. 

Either that or some vampires live in their neighborhood. 

I thought this dude was just trolling and posting funny item pics he found online.

This living room shot is making me rethink that. There's some consistency here with the items posted and I'm not sure how to feel about it. 

So many questions.  Starting with, is that really the best picture of the couch you could get?

4 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

So many questions.  Starting with, is that really the best picture of the couch you could get?

It ties the room together, dude.

  • 3 weeks later...
On 4/15/2022 at 12:09 AM, burntorangebongos said:

the longhorn painting on the right with only one horn in the picture!!!!!! 

Laughing Out Loud Lol GIF by VH1

I don’t know what that pic is, but I saw it in a 15M+ house for sale that someone sent me a link to recently, out in Ca.  I’m sure it’s something well known that I’m just now aware of. But apparently it’s a thing. 

I'm going to need to run a black light over that thing before seriously considering a purchase.  I don't have a black light but I imagine you got a few laying around.

On 4/30/2022 at 10:48 PM, SaucyJack said:

That's an OnlyFans "studio", isn't it?

No, probably Mitch Cumsteen’s BIL’s house.

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