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19 hours ago, Napoleon said:

@Buzzrock posted this is some other random thread, but...

 

I have a friend from Ecuador who would be absolutely furious if this turns out to be true.

I could see how a player in Ecuador's domestic league, or at the end of their career, would accept nearly $1 million just to throw one game in a tournament that they aren't likely to do much in anyway. Or perhaps they think that they can win their other two matches and so it won't matter if they drop points to Qatar. (Players can think strange things.)

I hope that Qatar loses all three matches, but it's not likely... especially with how much money they have to corrupt the sport... even more.

 

‘Burn 🔥 this ‘country’ (🙄) to the ground!’

 

-Fan chant for the 2022 World Cup

Edited by Napoleon

26 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


 

FYRE FEST!!!

More like they gotta work their way out of the country. If you didn’t see that “free” ticket as selling yourself into slavery, i really don’t know what to tell you. 

Alcohol will not be sold to fans at the World Cup's eight stadiums in Qatar after Fifa changed its policy two days before the start of the tournament.

Alcohol was set to be served "in select areas within stadiums", despite its sale being strictly controlled in the Muslim country.

 

Those in corporate areas of stadiums at the tournament will still be able to purchase alcohol.

5 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:


 

FYRE FEST!!!

Yep and some American Outlaw clowns took part and agreed to snitch on people not respecting Qatar lol. Fuck them for agreeing to it 

Welp, after that bullshit from infantile I may be out. This would be the first World Cup I've missed since I first started watching in the 90s, but seeing the fifa president make excuses for slavery, worker abuse, and other human rights violations was disgusting.

22 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

That friend thinks James Rodriguez is the greatest player in World Football.

Diego Forlan

What a total clusterfuck. And we thought hiding the dogmeat taco stands in Seoul during the Olympics was controversial.

Exposing that shithole terrorist haven

Benzema might be out for the entire WC.



And now he’s out.

9 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

 

 

Fuck Infantino

1 hour ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Hope Ecuador blows them out.

Prolly won’t. Them Qataris def making qtrs at least 

23 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Prolly won’t. Them Qataris def making qtrs at least 


After watching 30-something Russians fly up and down the field in heat and humidity for 90+ minutes in 2018, I realized that the home countries get to do as much cheating as they want. There is no way the Russians were drug tested and there is no way that the referees are not going to be paid to make calls to benefit Qatar.

Actually, the looking the other way started with South Korea in 2002. Their shirt pulling was comical and no calls, much less cards were given. Then their opponent were punished for even challenging the host country. Italy ended their match with South Korea with only 9 men on the field.

Brazil actually got away with murder against Colombia in the knockout stages in 2014. It was shameful... and so Colombia said "Fuck This!!" and took out Neymar. And fuck you, Brazil! And then Brazil went down to Germany in one of the most embarrassing failures in World Cup history.

If this group were competing in Europe or Africa or the Americas... Ecuador would make it out of the group. I just don't think that that will happen in Qatar.


Didn't mean to post this in the USMNT thread earlier today. I didn't keep track with where I was.

12 hours ago, Napoleon said:

A computer engineer / former English student of mine in Argentina posted the following meme.

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TRANSLATION: Meanwhile Di Maria in Qatar

SIDE NOTE: For the noobs, that is not, in fact, Ángel Di María from Argentina.

 

7 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

True, but Di Maria don't look much better than that. He's like an emaciated buzzard with elite socca skillzzzzzzzz, y'all.


Weird looking dude with absolutely no right foot, but he can play.
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited by Napoleon

Shakira wants us to watch The Cup.

(And the guy that runs the length of the goal mouth is cheeky AF.)

 

I walked in and thought a kid had gotten stuck in the floor, but was so badass, he kept going with his lines.

Did Morgan Freeman get one of his hands cut off in a lightsaber fight?

Apparently I am the only person who didn’t know he hurt his hand like 15 years ago. [emoji2371]

Apparently I am the only person who didn’t know he hurt his hand like 15 years ago. [emoji2371]

News to me as well

Fox appears to have decided to just ignore any negatives. “Look how amazing this is! Let’s party!”

14 minutes ago, Bottlecap said:

there are 16 women in the entire country it appears.

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...But nobody has gay sex.  Right.  Suuuuure.

So what happens when Clint or someone on set criticizes something about the tourney?  Does the country eject them?   

5 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

So what happens when Clint or someone on set criticizes something about the tourney?  Does the country eject them?   

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22 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

Fox appears to have decided to just ignore any negatives. “Look how amazing this is! Let’s party!”

Well of course they are.

 

Yeah that Fox Sports lady said “thanks for building us this set” during that little puff piece.

Goal for Ecuador!

 

or not

Edited by Horny Bull

Nice goal keeping there lol

Just now, kingkoopa6 said:

That’s def how usa needs to be scoring goals 

Ridiculous goalkeeping blunders?

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