April 13, 20223 yr I am both disgusted and impressed. https://www.indiatoday.in/india/story/bengal-monitor-lizard-raped-maharashtra-3-held-sahydari-tiger-reserve-1937027-2022-04-13 Four people have been arrested for allegedly raping a bengal monitor lizard in the Sahydari Tiger Reserve near Gothane village in Maharashthra. The accused, identified as hunters, allegedly entered the core zone of Sahydari Tiger Reserve in the Gabha area at Gothane and committed the abhorrent crime. They have been identified as Sandeep Tukram, Pawar Mangesh, Janardhan Kamtekar and Akshay Sunil. The Maharashtra Forest Department checked the mobile phone of the accused and came to know about the incident. The officials found the recording of the act which showed the accused allegedly gang-raping the monitor lizard.
April 13, 20223 yr Popular Post 1 minute ago, crash_davis said: also, wonder what kind of new STD can be traced back to this event. Covid-69?
April 13, 20223 yr Just now, crash_davis said: also, wonder what kind of new STD can be traced back to this event. STD? This is basically how Covid started. Monitor Lizard is 2 steps up from the Pangolin.
April 13, 20223 yr Do you know what I'd have been MORE impressed by? If they had consensual sex with a monitor lizard. Because if you can seduce a monitor lizard, you must have serious game.
April 13, 20223 yr Popular Post 1 minute ago, Brisketexan said: Do you know what I'd have been MORE impressed by? If they had consensual sex with a monitor lizard. Because if you can seduce a monitor lizard, you must have serious game. How do you know it wasn’t consensual? It wasn’t the lizard that went to the police.
April 13, 20223 yr Author 1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said: How do you know it wasn’t consensual? It wasn’t the lizard that went to the police. laughed way harder at this than i should've.
April 13, 20223 yr So many questions. Why? Who's idea? At any point did you consider that this was a terrible idea? Were you watching other dudes bang a lizard? Why not a goat? A lizard? What the fuck?
April 13, 20223 yr Author 11 minutes ago, crash_davis said: just in case you are wondering, that's not a pic of the victim lizard. it's identity should be protected, of course.
April 13, 20223 yr This is sad and I seriously want to know if the lizard is ok, or if it's dead. I loathe people who are mean to animals.
April 13, 20223 yr Author 14 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said: This is sad and I seriously want to know if the lizard is ok, or if it's dead. I loathe people who are mean to animals. what if they ate the lizard afterwards?
April 13, 20223 yr Ya know....... I don't know what the straw was that broke the camels back in Gods decision to flood the world, and wipe it clean, but I gotta figure gang raping a monitor lizard (fuck, any animal) is probably in somewhere in the same realm.
April 13, 20223 yr 17 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said: This is sad and I seriously want to know if the lizard is ok, or if it's dead. I loathe people who are mean to animals. It's tail broke off, but it should grow back.
April 13, 20223 yr Author Just now, Onboard 2.0 said: Ya know....... I don't know what the straw was that broke the camels back in Gods decision to flood the world, and wipe it clean, but I gotta figure gang raping a monitor lizard (fuck, any animal) is probably in somewhere in the same realm. sick fucks have been raping dog, cats, and farm animals for a long ass time. it's not just those foreign places either. i could post articles of dudes in the US doing that shit. but yea, raping a monitor fucking lizard takes the fucking cake. the audacity, mental illness, and conviction...these four dudes are in a league all their own.
April 13, 20223 yr 24 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said: Hissssssssss means no! Sounds like steam escaping.
April 13, 20223 yr 2 minutes ago, crash_davis said: sick fucks have been raping dog, cats, and farm animals for a long ass time. it's not just those foreign places either. i could post articles of dudes in the US doing that shit. but yea, raping a monitor fucking lizard takes the fucking cake. the audacity, mental illness, and conviction...these four dudes are in a league all their own. aggy "animal husbandry" is fucked up but doing it outside the class of mammals seems to be really really fucked up.
April 13, 20223 yr 11 minutes ago, crash_davis said: sick fucks have been raping dog, cats, and farm animals for a long ass time. it's not just those foreign places either. i could post articles of dudes in the US doing that shit. but yea, raping a monitor fucking lizard takes the fucking cake. the audacity, mental illness, and conviction...these four dudes are in a league all their own. Yeah, the whole sheep, cow, horse fucking thing is disgusting on an infinite number of levels, but this is like infinity times eleventy billion worse in my mind............and yeah the gang rape angle blows what little of my mind is left. Edited April 13, 20223 yr by Onboard 2.0
April 13, 20223 yr 17 minutes ago, crash_davis said: sick fucks have been raping dog, cats, and farm animals for a long ass time. it's not just those foreign places either. i could post articles of dudes in the US doing that shit. but yea, raping a monitor fucking lizard takes the fucking cake. the audacity, mental illness, and conviction...these four dudes are in a league all their own. "Then one juror leans over to another juror and says 'a good goat'll do that.'"
April 13, 20223 yr 10 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said: and yeah the gang rape angle blows what little of my mind is left. This. Were the others like Maynard cheerfully watching Zed in Pulp Fiction?
April 13, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, dcar00 said: STD? This is basically how Covid started. Monitor Lizard is 2 steps up from the Pangolin. It's basically a subplot of V: The Final Battle Edited April 13, 20223 yr by dcbc
April 14, 20223 yr I'm going to need to know if the lizard was dressed provocatively before I can really offer an opinion.
April 14, 20223 yr 4 hours ago, F250 said: So many questions. Why? Who's idea? At any point did you consider that this was a terrible idea? Were you watching other dudes bang a lizard? Why not a goat? A lizard? What the fuck?
April 14, 20223 yr Oh, sure. You read a book, no one calls you a reader. You help a little old lady across the street, no one says, "There goes the helper!" But you participate in the gang rape of one monitor lizard, and the whole town yells, "It's Sandeep the lizard fucker!" when you walk by.
April 14, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, Upgrayedd said: I'm going to need to know if the lizard was dressed provocatively before I can really offer an opinion. Skin tight lizard print body suit. It's like she was asking for it.
April 14, 20223 yr Read title looked for the Scooby Fred 'That's my fetish' gif and am so disappointed .
April 14, 20223 yr 6 hours ago, crash_davis said: what if they ate the lizard afterwards? Probably ate it before, needed some foreplay
April 14, 20223 yr 8 hours ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said: Read title looked for the Scooby Fred 'That's my fetish' gif and am so disappointed .
April 14, 20223 yr 11 hours ago, TwiceHorn said: You fucking guys. is that as bad as monitor lizards?
April 14, 20223 yr 15 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said: How do you know it wasn’t consensual? The lizard wasn’t enrolled at Baylor, DUH!
April 14, 20223 yr 15 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said: Yeah, the whole sheep, cow, horse fucking thing is disgusting on an infinite number of levels, but this is like infinity times eleventy billion worse in my mind............and yeah the gang rape angle blows what little of my mind is left. Good point. I mean the livestock don’t move to College Station unless they’re looking for a good time. And those sheep gettin’ sheared? They know what they want.
April 14, 20223 yr Can you imagine being so desperate that sloppy 4ths with a lizard sounds like a good idea?
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