April 14, 20223 yr 11 hours ago, Stunns38 said: That evil Mickey gets me every time. Lulz. Now get out there and make me some mother fucking money! Ha Ha!
April 14, 20223 yr 2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said: Can you imagine being so desperate that sloppy 4ths with a lizard sounds like a good idea? Think about having to be the poor lizardfucker holding that things mouth shut
April 14, 20223 yr 54 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: I going to go out on a limb and speculate that drinking might have been involved Drinking ? I love drinking, don’t go dragging drinking in here !!!
April 14, 20223 yr 18 hours ago, crash_davis said: The officials found the recording of the act which showed the accused allegedly gang-raping the monitor lizard. aggy:
April 14, 20223 yr Lol I sent this article to a friend last night, I woke up to a “are you fucking kidding me? A Midnight lizard rape text?” I think he was serious. I’m glad I’m not the only one with questions. Surly, where the “wtf?” bar is always higher than yours (and you can ask questions)
April 14, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Trey3216 said: Think about having to be the poor lizardfucker holding that things mouth shut Doth shall not pity the lizardfucker
April 14, 20223 yr 18 hours ago, F250 said: So many questions. Why? Who's idea? At any point did you consider that this was a terrible idea? Were you watching other dudes bang a lizard? Why not a goat? A lizard? What the fuck? Well first of all you've got to be locked in. You can't half-ass sex with a monitor lizard. No sir. You've gotta want it. Then you come up with a plan. And it's gotta be fucking solid. Not some Putin 3day war bullshit. I'm talking Oceans 11 quality. I assume there is some slight of hand involved and maybe a chicken carcass. However, those are all guesses. Unfortunately, I was able to find a site (how is this fucking thing hasn't been shut down yet is beyond me) with people who get off on this kind of shit. NSFW
April 14, 20223 yr 18 minutes ago, Post Oak said: Well first of all you've got to be locked in. You can't half-ass sex with a monitor lizard. No sir. You've gotta want it. Then you come up with a plan. And it's gotta be fucking solid. Not some Putin 3day war bullshit. I'm talking Oceans 11 quality. I assume there is some slight of hand involved and maybe a chicken carcass. However, those are all guesses. Unfortunately, I was able to find a site (how is this fucking thing hasn't been shut down yet is beyond me) with people who get off on this kind of shit. NSFW You sick fuck with that link
April 14, 20223 yr 20 minutes ago, Post Oak said: Well first of all you've got to be locked in. You can't half-ass sex with a monitor lizard. No sir. You've gotta want it. Then you come up with a plan. And it's gotta be fucking solid. Not some Putin 3day war bullshit. I'm talking Oceans 11 quality. I assume there is some slight of hand involved and maybe a chicken carcass. However, those are all guesses. Unfortunately, I was able to find a site (how is this fucking thing hasn't been shut down yet is beyond me) with people who get off on this kind of shit. NSFW yeah, I wouldn't click that with your ISP.
April 14, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, CHIEF said: This is just cold blooded. CHIEF The preferred nomenclature is "exothermic", Dude. 1 hour ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said: Lol I sent this article to a friend last night, I woke up to a “are you fucking kidding me? A Midnight lizard rape text?” I think he was serious. I’m glad I’m not the only one with questions. Surly, where the “wtf?” bar is always higher than yours (and you can ask questions) motto worthy @immamac (with or without the italicized parenthetical)
April 14, 20223 yr 14 hours ago, Superhero said: Skin tight lizard print body suit. It's like she was asking for it. You know more than you're letting on. I didn't see the sex of the monitor mentioned in any of the reports. Goddamned lizard fucker.
April 14, 20223 yr 21 hours ago, crash_davis said: also, wonder what kind of new STD can be traced back to this event. Yeah, familiar story. It's most likely a cover for a US funded lab gone rogue, accidentally releasing monitor lizard herpes to the general public.
April 14, 20223 yr 36 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said: Yeah, familiar story. It's most likely a cover for a US funded lab gone rogue, accidentally releasing monitor lizard herpes to the general public. and you just know that Hunter Biden was involved, that sleazy mf'er
April 14, 20223 yr This is how sleestaks happen. I guess sloppy seconds or thirds was the least of their concerns.
April 14, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said: Yeah, familiar story. It's most likely a cover for a US funded lab gone rogue, accidentally releasing monitor lizard herpes to the general public. jimmy knows what's up. WAKE UP, SHEEPLE.
April 14, 20223 yr Well first of all you've got to be locked in. You can't half-ass sex with a monitor lizard. No sir. You've gotta want it. Then you come up with a plan. And it's gotta be fucking solid. Not some Putin 3day war bullshit. I'm talking Oceans 11 quality. I assume there is some slight of hand involved and maybe a chicken carcass. However, those are all guesses. Unfortunately, I was able to find a site (how is this fucking thing hasn't been shut down yet is beyond me) with people who get off on this kind of shit.NSFWThat’s some awful specific posting there sir.
April 14, 20223 yr 9 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said: Can you imagine being so desperate that sloppy 4ths with a lizard sounds like a good idea? Edited April 14, 20223 yr by Serak The Preparer
April 15, 20223 yr On 4/13/2022 at 3:55 PM, crash_davis said: what if they ate the lizard afterwards? Afterplay?
April 15, 20223 yr 13 hours ago, Post Oak said: Well first of all you've got to be locked in. You can't half-ass sex with a monitor lizard. No sir. You've gotta want it. Then you come up with a plan. And it's gotta be fucking solid. Not some Putin 3day war bullshit. I'm talking Oceans 11 quality. I assume there is some slight of hand involved and maybe a chicken carcass. However, those are all guesses. Unfortunately, I was able to find a site (how is this fucking thing hasn't been shut down yet is beyond me) with people who get off on this kind of shit. NSFW Not sure why the lack of love. This is gold Jerry!
April 15, 20223 yr 7 hours ago, Gatorubet said: Afterplay? After 4 nasty lizard fuckers busted in it? You know it looked like this to at least one of them
April 16, 20223 yr On 4/13/2022 at 4:27 PM, dcar00 said: Mohammed, Jugdish, Sydney and Clayton.... Culprits are pictured here...
April 16, 20223 yr So many questions. Why? Who's idea? At any point did you consider that this was a terrible idea? Were you watching other dudes bang a lizard? Why not a goat? A lizard? What the fuck? Prolly late to the party, but how does one fuck a lizard? That's my first question after, Why would you want to fuck a lizard?
April 16, 20223 yr 1 minute ago, Born to Run said: On 4/13/2022 at 3:35 PM, F250 said: So many questions. Why? Who's idea? At any point did you consider that this was a terrible idea? Were you watching other dudes bang a lizard? Why not a goat? A lizard? What the fuck? Prolly late to the party, but how does one fuck a lizard? That's my first question after, Why would you want to fuck a lizard? Kind of gives new meaning to being a little lizard dick fucker.
April 16, 20223 yr Oh, sure. You read a book, no one calls you a reader. You help a little old lady across the street, no one says, "There goes the helper!" But you participate in the gang rape of one monitor lizard, and the whole town yells, "It's Sandeep the lizard fucker!" when you walk by.Ah the tale of McGillicutty is an old tale. You fuck a goat one time!
April 16, 20223 yr 3 hours ago, Born to Run said: On 4/13/2022 at 3:35 PM, F250 said: Why would you want to fuck a lizard? In a world full of slutty porcupines, you have to think of your health.
April 16, 20223 yr That is the most wrong one could possibly go in the effort to get some tail. Edited April 16, 20223 yr by Degenerate Gardner
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