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Just now, Fletch said:

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This team couldn’t tunnel out of prison with a whisper quiet Cat D-10.

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8 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Win today and sweep the next 2 and who knows…..baseball doing it’s thing 

edit: fuck. Forgot okie state comes after baylor. Well sweep baylor, 2 of 3 from okie lite and 2 of 3 from West Virginia and we’re set. Easy peasy 

Smoking too much …😎

Didn't really matter much in this instance, but why is it so hard for our guys to not run into outs from 2nd base on ground balls hit in front of them?

1 minute ago, Cajun said:

We. Are. Not. Good.

I’d like to get Kennedy and Melendez back and put Todd back on the bench where he belongs. Losing Kennedy has fucking hurt. Would love for him to pull a Payton and come back for his senior year. Him, Campbell, Hodo, Kash and O’Dowd is a pretty good core to build around 

Just now, wood said:

Didn't really matter much in this instance, but why is it so hard for our guys to not run into outs from 2nd base on ground balls hit in front of them?

Consider who coaches 3rd base & you’ll likely have your answer.  
 

Not exactly the Dalai Lama of baserunning gurus brochacho.

3 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Smoking too much …😎

Nah….you’re just smoking too little 

Just now, Fletch said:

Nah….you’re just smoking too little 

Why are you anti-edible?

4 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Smoking too much …😎

But like seriously if that happens y’all better shower me with hookers and blow. I’ve had my fair share of Nostradamus moments on here. Especially last postseason. 

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

I don’t understand the Addams family theme that gets played constantly. 

Because Cousin It was from Kansas.  
 

Try to keep up!

I just have feeling we are going to take this 3-2 lead into the 9th, Nixon is going to come trotting out, and I’m not sure I’m mentally ready for that

Just now, Cajun said:

Why are you anti-edible?

Don’t do the trick. Would rather smoke a blunt, maybe pop a Xanax and toss a dip in. The champions way of watching baseball on the couch 

I just have feeling we are going to take this 3-2 lead into the 9th, Nixon is going to come trotting out, and I’m not sure I’m mentally ready for that

That’s pretty optimistic.
1 minute ago, Fletch said:

But like seriously if that happens y’all better shower me with hookers and blow. I’ve had my fair share of Nostradamus moments on here. Especially last postseason. 

Don’t matter … still got Pierce.

Just now, chase25 said:

I just have feeling we are going to take this 3-2 lead into the 9th, Nixon is going to come trotting out, and I’m not sure I’m mentally ready for that

I assume it’s Harrison thru 7 then Nixon after that. 
 


Er…or maybe Harrison is done right now. 

1 minute ago, chase25 said:

I just have feeling we are going to take this 3-2 lead into the 9th, Nixon is going to come trotting out, and I’m not sure I’m mentally ready for that

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2 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Don’t do the trick. Would rather smoke a blunt, maybe pop a Xanax and toss a dip in. The champions way of watching baseball on the couch 

Pussy shit.

I smoke the Xanax, chew the blunt, & inject the dip into my eyeball after some time in the VitaMix.

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Just now, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Don’t matter … still got Pierce.

Best god damn 3rd base coach in the country 

3 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Consider who coaches 3rd base & you’ll likely have your answer.  
 

Not exactly the Dalai Lama of baserunning gurus brochacho.

It's just basic shit that my 14-16YOs know though. You're on 2B and a ground ball is hit in front of you, you stay put. It's amazing that these guys can't seem to grasp it.

I'd like to see what Blair has here. 

Just now, Cajun said:

Pussy shit.

I smoke the Xanax, chew the blunt, & inject the dip into my eyeball after sone time in the VitaMix.

Shit dude. Wanna hit one of the Air Force or Baylor games with that style pregame? @ztejas can come. Feel bad for him. He doesn’t really have any friends….

Just now, wood said:

It's just basic shit that my 14-16YOs know though. You're on 2B and a ground ball is hit in front of you, you stay put. It's amazing that these guys can't seem to grasp it.

Dumbass coaches who don’t understand basic base running principles can leech that knowledge right out of you given enough time.

Just now, Cajun said:

Dumbass coaches who don’t understand basic base running principles can leech that knowledge right out of you given enough time.

Is Tommy Harmon still alive and can he just be our honorary third base coach? Our base running under him was fuckin crisp

2 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Shit dude. Wanna hit one of the Air Force or Baylor games with that style pregame? @ztejas can come. Feel bad for him. He doesn’t really have any friends….

I don’t like to share.

Any stripper I’ve met will verify.

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1 minute ago, Cajun said:

I don’t like to share.

Any stripper I’ve met will verify.

I’ll supply 

Just now, Fletch said:

I’ll supply 

Go on…

Hey! A strike out!!! Atta boy, nix. If he can get his confidence back that’d be pretty nice 

2 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Nixon is lost

That was the best command I’ve seen from him all year. Although the bar is not set high 

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NOW PIERCE… DO NOT SEND HIM BACK OUT IN THE 8th. He got two big outs, build the confidence off that

Ok, after talking about drug use with Fletch now I’m getting an intervention on tv by the KSU coach?

What THA FUK?

1 minute ago, Hookem2147 said:

That was the best command I’ve seen from him all year. Although the bar is not set high 

He’s lost

3 minutes ago, Cajun said:

L-U-C-K-Y

Lucky counts.

8 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Go on…

I actually got 6 tickets for the Saturday okie lite game. My lady friend and her kids are supposed to join me but they’re flaky so if/when they flake out, you in? Already offered a spot for @TrashMaster G.  @ztejas has a spot too. Anyone else in if lady friend and kids flake out? Paid $35 a pop for em. $20 and a beer for anyone else that wants to join. Surly discount. 
 

edit: and how can I forget @Droopy? But yeah that’d be a pretty badass day 

Edited by Fletch

These idiots keep taking about their loud outs and Texas’ soft hits (and counting two hard hit balls down the line past 3b as soft wtf) while seeming to forget that both of their runs reached base on bad contact and then scored on bad contact. 

Um.....

 

You know what, whatever. Just win this game please. 

1 minute ago, Fletch said:

I actually got 6 tickets for the Saturday okie lite game. My lady friend and her kids are supposed to join me but they’re flaky so if/when they flake out, you in? Already offered a spot for @TrashMaster G.  @ztejas has a spot too. Anyone else in if lady friend and kids flake out? Paid $35 a pop for em. $20 and a beer for anyone else that wants to join. Surly discount 

Yo tengo interest.

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