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Pete these kids have families.

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  • Longhorn special watching our boys take it to k state. Is this how it’s done?

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1 minute ago, zlavydra said:

Nice change up. He's around 50 pitches after 3 innings.

We (should) be able to slaughter their bullpen. Well and starters ideally. But I’d imagine they have a SFA type or 3. Fucking have to get the sweep here. And honestly go 9-0 in conference till okie state. Or no worse than 7-2. 3 conference titles in the last 4 full seasons has a nice ring to it 

1 minute ago, Horny Bull said:

2-0 Texas after 3.

3-0 now

Maple leaf on the pitcher's glove. He must be from New Zealand.

7 minutes ago, Fletch said:

He’s looking fine to me but I didn’t play college baseball so I wouldn’t know 

He looks great as always.  Sarcasm.  He looks so effortless out there.  
 

 

Think Silas may have hit the sweet spot there. Not sure though. Honestly looked wind aided if you ask me 

1 minute ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

He looks great as always.  Sarcasm.  He looks so effortless out there.  
 

 

I know dude. I was playing along while giving you some friendly ball busting about your “DID YOU EVEN PLAY COLLEGE BALL BRO!?!!” 

All kidding aside, Pete's around 65 pitches after 4 innings. Going to need some of that newly effective bullpen.

8 minutes ago, Fletch said:

I know dude. I was playing along while giving you some friendly ball busting about your “DID YOU EVEN PLAY COLLEGE BALL BRO!?!!” 

He looks like he is playing horseshoes. Surprised if he even sweats.

Well shit. Was hoping for another shutout from him (yeah yeah I know. Obviously). Really wanna load up on some individual trophies. Hansen National Pitcher of the Year. Silas winning the Buster Posey award, Faltine getting the Brooks Wallace award and can we please get a golden spikes award? Please. We’ve been robbed like 4ish times. Reggie over Vince, Ingram over Colt bad. Melendez and Hansen both have legit shots at it. Would love for one of our guys to finally get one 

DC pissed on that "dominant" junk

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2 minutes ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

He looks like he is playing horseshoes. Surprised if he even sweats.

He never does. 9th inning last week his jersey and hat were dry. Ice in his veins 

Who was that badass that was saying Campbell has an ocean of potential? Blanking on who it was, but that dude is a genius 

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Batting practice out here. We’re gonna ass rape these fucks with no lube

Just now, zlavydra said:

This guy's shitty pitches getting hammered now. 

SFA, k state, baylor and Air Force are going to be huge confident boosters. Gonna be an awesome couple months 

I duck into the corner store and we hit back to back jacks. 

You're welcome. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I duck into the corner store and we hit back to back jacks. 

You're welcome. 

That’s what you get for being a smoker and “needing” cigs  

6 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Well shit. Was hoping for another shutout from him (yeah yeah I know. Obviously). Really wanna load up on some individual trophies. Hansen National Pitcher of the Year. Silas winning the Buster Posey award, Faltine getting the Brooks Wallace award and can we please get a golden spikes award? Please. We’ve been robbed like 4ish times. Reggie over Vince, Ingram over Colt bad. Melendez and Hansen both have legit shots at it. Would love for one of our guys to finally get one 

Murph has a shot too.

It's fucking stupid that golden spikes is for both pitchers and hitters. Have an MVP and a Cy Young type award. 

3 minutes ago, zlavydra said:

This guy's shitty pitches getting hammered now. 

 

 

3 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Batting practice out here. We’re gonna ass rape these fucks with no lube

85 down the pipe will definitely get you the choice of syrup or jelly against this Texas team.

2 balls crushed, a horrible whiff and 2 pop ups. 5-1 Texas.

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Murph has a shot too.

It's fucking stupid that golden spikes is for both pitchers and hitters. Have an MVP and a Cy Young type award. 

Seriously. Don’t get me started on the golden spikes. We’ve gotten Vince/Colt level fucked 

can’t believe I forgot Stehly. But yeah. All your trophies belong to us 

4 minutes ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

 

 

85 down the pipe will definitely get you the choice of syrup or jelly against this Texas team.

Never in a million years did I think we’d have this much power after losing Williams, Antico and Zubia. I thought we’d hit more doubles and hit and runs and bunts and steals with no one having more than 8 homers with the exception of Melendez. Unreal 

1 hour ago, Fletch said:

Longhorn special watching our boys take it to k state. Is this how it’s done?

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Top Notch original owner use to live across the street from my parents.

Faltine cannot even get us a RBI groundout right now.

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