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On 5/16/2022 at 5:22 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Good job America.  Good fucking job.

Elon’s not a “real” American so it doesn’t count.

How did they track his Twitter activity? Is that real? Because fucking yikes elon.

And talking about owning libs? This is impressive self sabotage. This dude just destroyed the basically apolitical image he crafted over the course of a decade in just 2 weeks.

2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

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Cracks me up.  Trump is the ideation of a billionaire to people who don’t understand being over leveraged.  Musk is the ideation of an inventive genius for people who don’t understand venture capital.  And Cruz is…well everyone hates Cruz. 
 

Don’t get me wrong, I’m damn glad to have someone investing their money into mass producing electric cars and reusable space exploration.  But fanbois are a bit much in face of recent behavior.  When someone shows you who they are, believe them. 

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Jesus, he’s sliding down the cuckoo slide real fast 

The fact that there are Elon Musk stans is proof enough that this world is FUCKED.

"On Friday Musk announced on Twitter that Tesla was forming a "hardcore" litigation department that will report directly to him."

PERRY MASON!

JIM ADLER: TEXAS HAMMER!

HARVEY BIRDMAN, ATTORNEY AT LAW!

ASSEMBLE!!!!!

*blows thru one of those big ass Viking horns*

https://www.msn.com/en-US/finance/-companies/there-will-be-blood--elon-musk-announces-litigation-department-amidst-allegations/ar-AAXBkKm?ocid=sapphireappshare

For such an accomplished businessman and visionary, he’s pretty thin skinned.

Elon is so desperate for the GOP to protect him that he's speedrunning the entire neonazi radicalization path:

 

Though funny enough, he can't even pretend to care about needing to support fathers who actually raise their kids:

 

robby starbuck is the best gay porn nom de plume ever.

This whole have more kids thing is so bizarre. Especially when there is a back and forth argument which results in "just have more kids and be poor nobody is entitled to nice things."

 

22 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

"On Friday Musk announced on Twitter that Tesla was forming a "hardcore" litigation department that will report directly to him."

PERRY MASON!

JIM ADLER: TEXAS HAMMER!

HARVEY BIRDMAN, ATTORNEY AT LAW!

ASSEMBLE!!!!!

*blows thru one of those big ass Viking horns*

https://www.msn.com/en-US/finance/-companies/there-will-be-blood--elon-musk-announces-litigation-department-amidst-allegations/ar-AAXBkKm?ocid=sapphireappshare

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1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Wait until he learns that it's not Republicans buying Tesla's.

Let’s go Lucid Air!

16 minutes ago, C-Man said:

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Has that chode been convicted for having kiddie porn yet?  You know it's coming.

23 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

what a fucking titty baby

Speaking of titty babies, you’ve offended 4doors ‘doesn’t post only reps so he won’t get banned’ morewhores.  Did that neg sting?

4 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

Elon is so desperate for the GOP to protect him that he's speedrunning the entire neonazi radicalization path:

 

Though funny enough, he can't even pretend to care about needing to support fathers who actually raise their kids:

 

 

4 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

Elon is so desperate for the GOP to protect him that he's speedrunning the entire neonazi radicalization path:

 

Though funny enough, he can't even pretend to care about needing to support fathers who actually raise their kids:

 

 

Good thing our immigration system is efficient amirite?

Are you sure the dates on these posts are correct? This was a hot topic easily a decade ago. What's next from Elon? Is sharia law coming because the mooslims are out breeding us? Obama lied when he said we could keep our doctors? What about wikileaks?!

 

 

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3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

How many kids does Musk have?

7 children across a variety of women. I guess explains why he pushed back on nuclear family and being a present father. He probably justifies the Xmillion dollar trust fund as "mission accomplished" when it comes to being a father. Which, to be fair, ain't nothing.

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1 hour ago, Homercles said:

Speaking of titty babies, you’ve offended 4doors ‘doesn’t post only reps so he won’t get banned’ morewhores.  Did that neg sting?

Didn’t take long to get negged by him…come on out and post, pussy

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49 minutes ago, Vegas64 said:

7 children across a variety of women. I guess explains why he pushed back on nuclear family and being a present father. He probably justifies the Xmillion dollar trust fund as "mission accomplished" when it comes to being a father. Which, to be fair, ain't nothing.

It's 8 now, actually. He had a second with Grimes that they kept secret for awhile.

5 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

It's 8 now, actually. He had a second with Grimes that they kept secret for awhile.

via surrogate.  i wonder what all these newfound musk fans think of his pseudo baby mama...whose name i thought was now "speed of light."

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3 hours ago, Homercles said:

Speaking of titty babies, you’ve offended 4doors ‘doesn’t post only reps so he won’t get banned’ morewhores.  Did that neg sting?

Unlike the mosquitos I'm currently dodging on my patio, i tend to not notice gnats. 

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Here’s what happened in response to Elon Musk finalizing his purchase of Twitter:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2022/10/28/musk-twitter-racist-posts/


An emboldened cast of anonymous trolls spewed racist slurs and Nazi memes onto Twitter in the hours after billionaire industrialist Elon Musk took over the social network, raising fears that his pledge of unrestricted free speech could fuel a new wave of online hate.

https://www.revolt.tv/article/2022-10-28/248845/black-twitter-is-stunned-by-racist-tweets-taking-over-app-after-elon-musk-purchase/

The flood of racist posts was among the most prominent signs of how Twitter had changed in the first hours of Musk’s ownership. But those who were expecting even bigger changes, such as the restoration of former president Donald Trump’s account and the layoff of hundreds if not thousands of Twitter employees, will have to wait longer.

Over the past 24 hours, many racist tweets circulated on the social media app Twitter, compelling Black people to blast the race-based rhetoric and those posting it.

The overwhelming barrage of anti-Black posts came shortly after the announcement of Tesla founder Elon Musk’s purchase of the social app on Thursday (Oct. 27). Anonymous accounts began posting numerous N-word and other racial epithets-filled tweets in response to his first post as the new owner, declaring: “The bird is freed.”

I wonder how things are going for the Auschwitz Museum Twitter tonight. I'm wondering what sort of replies were made to their posts today.

I really don't want to go look. I definitely don't like seeing faces on the regular every day paperclip in a railcar one of millions.

But, I can't look away either.

I don't know how this is going to go. It's looking pretty shitty so far. The only people happy about it are the ones most likely to say hateful shit.

We’re fucked.

The tweet immediately before that one...

 

Sometime in the next few years, if not the next few days, Elon is going to end up tweeting something that eventually ends up in a defamation award that dwarfs the recent Alex Jones case.

15 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

The tweet immediately before that one...

 

So, Elon and his attorneys will just offer this as an explanation?

 

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Just asking questions and doing his own research

lol I'm here for the twitter implosion. feel sorry for all those peeps who will lose their jobs. Dorsey will probably hire them at his new social media company

Jesus Christ, Elon is a fucking dipshit. A rich dipshit but a dipshit nonetheless.

We’re fucked.



Looks like he deleted this dumb shit
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Advertisers shall be flocking in soon

 

If there was a viable alternative this thing would tank in a month. Hope someone is seriously working on it (other than Jack)

Uninstalled Twitter from my phone yesterday. What a freeing experience .

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1 hour ago, Lurch said:

If there was a viable alternative this thing would tank in a month. Hope someone is seriously working on it (other than Jack)

It actually reminds me of when Shaggy changed to Surly. If there was a viable alternative, the majority of users would jump. And Twitter would just be a 44 billion dollar scat porn site. 

Advertisers shall be flocking in soon
 

He’s going to crash Twitter into a mountain
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