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17 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Is he comparing Donald Trump to Jesus Christ?

They are both phony messiahs for a massive amount of morons, so I think it works. 

1 minute ago, Dutchrudder said:

They are both phony messiahs for a massive amount of morons, so I think it works. 

Out of Musk, Trump, and Jesus, I’m not exactly sure whom you’re referring to by “both.”

Let’s just say all three so we have our bases covered. 

5 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

The problem for Trump if he comes back is that he’s an instinctual bully and there’s no better target to bully right now than Elon. He wouldn’t be able to help himself and then Elon would just ban him again.

Elon is too big of a pussy. He would take it 

1 hour ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Elon is too big of a pussy. He would take it 

Yep.

Trump always assumes that what he would do to other people, they will do to him, and if somebody like Elon shit-talked him on Truth Social, Trump would ban him, so he assumes that Elon would ban him if he talked shit on twitter.

So Trump ain't coming back to twitter.

6 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Is he comparing Donald Trump to Jesus Christ?

Well, neither of them can hit a curveball 

Elon is so, so cringe right now. It’s really amusing to watch him get owned by Trump and they deserve each other. 

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Elon begging Trump to come back to Twitter is the definition of cringe. 

I never got the Elon love.  Once he started opening his fucking mouth, it was pretty obvious he isn't a good person.

Trump dealing the death blow to Twitter by deeming it unworthy of his status and followers is probably not how Elon envisioned this going.

1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I never got the Elon love.  Once he started opening his fucking mouth, it was pretty obvious he isn't a good person.

Well, just look at who his acolytes are on this board...they love idolizing rank pieces of shit. 

 

 

12 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Well, just look at who his acolytes are on this board...they love idolizing rank pieces of shit. 

"If you want to know how God feels about money look at the people He gives it to."

On 4/25/2022 at 8:34 AM, Chad Fuck said:

What are the chances Elon MySpaces the Twitters?

Pretty fucking strong.

41 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

that's not a good look

 

I can only imagine an aggy clicking on her profile and stroking out over the Longhorn logo.

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that's not a good look
 

He’s a run-of-the-mill 4chan dork. There’s nothing interesting about what he thinks or says, the internet is full of millions of losers exactly like him, many of whom are depraved and exhibit countless red flags.

The only difference between Elon and the rest of them is his bank account.
41 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:


He’s a run-of-the-mill 4chan dork. There’s nothing interesting about what he thinks or says, the internet is full of millions of losers exactly like him, many of whom are depraved and exhibit countless red flags.

The only difference between Elon and the rest of them is his bank account.

Pretty massive difference.

Holy crap. A ton of my good, creative, quality content readers are leaving the platform and are being replaced by bots and trolls. Very disheartening.

5 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Holy crap. A ton of my good, creative, quality content readers are leaving the platform and are being replaced by bots and trolls. Very disheartening.

 

 

It’s taken some time and effort, but Mastodon feed is starting to fill in nicely for me.

Someone there also suggested Reddit news link which covers the breaking news gap

https://www.reddit.com/r/news/

Funny enough, Tapatalk has stopped convertingTwitter links, so I don’t even see that content anymore. Pure cold turkey achieved

41 minutes ago, Lurch said:

It’s taken some time and effort, but Mastodon feed is starting to fill in nicely for me.

Someone there also suggested Reddit news link which covers the breaking news gap

https://www.reddit.com/r/news/

Funny enough, Tapatalk has stopped convertingTwitter links, so I don’t even see that content anymore. Pure cold turkey achieved



Counter Social is working well for me, too. It's going to be awhile before I fully understand the platform but It's beginning to fill in and the firehose is bringing me some interesting stuff.

On 11/20/2022 at 8:36 PM, tchookem said:

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I am smarter than your kids...

Elon going down the right-wing conspiracy hole tonight in replies.

 

He’s going to be posting Qanon slogans at the rate things are going.

He’s going to be posting Qanon slogans at the rate things are going.

I know you’re joking.
But it’s also true.
He’s going to be posting Qanon slogans at the rate things are going.

QElon?

Why does he seem so intent on pissing off a large segment of the Tesla customer base?

Why does he seem so intent on pissing off a large segment of the Tesla customer base?

Because he’s a dumb fucking wildebeest that has spent too much time on the internet since 2016 and has forgotten how life works in the real world.
12 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


I know you’re joking.
But it’s also true.

9 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

QElon?

 

Why does he seem so intent on pissing off a large segment of the Tesla customer base?

I was a very likely Tesla customer in 8 months. I’m now looking at
every other option.
33 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Making the leftists leave?

 

Probably not the best long term business strategy. 

24 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Twitter is the new Parler now?

So then he can sell it to Kanye West?

26 minutes ago, Lurch said:

I was a very likely Tesla customer in 8 months. I’m now looking at
every other option.

He’s going to have to sell a lot more Tesla stock to keep Twitter afloat.

But given all the major automakers pushing EV stuff, I don’t see a point in buying a Tesla.

1 hour ago, Lurch said:


I was a very likely Tesla customer in 8 months. I’m now looking at
every other option.

I briefly considered a Tesla earlier this year, but couldn't bring myself to purchase something that would potentially put a dime in Elon's pocket. I do wonder if his Twitter antics will impact future sales of his vehicles.

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Making the leftists leave?

 

Elon posted the favorite emoji of TexAgs.

 
 
 

FrEe sPeeCh iS bAck!!!!

Elon is a joke and a piece of dick. His fanboys are either pathetic simps or aspiring fascists (why not both?)

Oh, and something I’ve noticed from following the Ukraine war on various Twitter feeds: when the pro-Russia accounts show up, click on them…then review their feed….the overlap on “Russia fanboy/apologist” and “Elon worshipper” is in the 99% range.

Fascists love them some fascists. Adios, Twitter, congrats on becoming Parler.
3 hours ago, Lurch said:


I was a very likely Tesla customer in 8 months. I’m now looking at
every other option.

There are a bunch of very suitable alternatives to Tesla. 

There are a bunch of very suitable alternatives to Tesla. 

I’ve been surprised. Every manufacturer has a pretty good start and it looks like 2023 will see a flood of new fully electric models.

Tesla is in trouble, imo. As shitty as the US dealer model is for consumers, it will be a huge advantage once EV availability is no longer an issue. The 50+ year olds will be buying their first EVs from the same guy that sold them their last half dozen cars.
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