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9 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Everything he just said was stupid and all, but Is he directing traffic with his hands? Or communicating a Crispy Crème order via some altered sign language?

He emulates Daddy Trump in every way.  That is Trump-lite, down to the trademark "invisible accordion." 

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"Shit" is trending 

 

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Well when the CEO is shit posting pro nazi shit 

 

Well when the CEO is shit posting pro nazi shit 
 
And he's called out by the bass player from The Oneders... what a world.

Twitter might not see 2023.

53 minutes ago, Covri said:

"Shit" is trending 

 

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First of all, what a time to be alive.  Willow?  Great movie.  A bear whacked out his mind on cocaine?  And shit, literal human shit?  All trending Top 3!

Also, "Groyper"?  That's the name they voluntarily gave themselves.  And they wonder why they aren't getting laid?  

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

Twitter might not see 2023.

it might not make it to the end of the week. what a dumb motherfucker. amazingly stupid and arrogant

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

First of all, what a time to be alive.  Willow?  Great movie.  A bear whacked out his mind on cocaine?  And shit, literal human shit?  All trending Top 3!

Also, "Groyper"?  That's the name they voluntarily gave themselves.  And they wonder why they aren't getting laid?  

Willow the TV show, not so great.

European Union may bar twitter.  This is the finding out part of fucking around. 
 


 

Now I’m really mad! If I lose my access to Hot European Boy Twitter, I’m taking to the streets!

Thank goodness for Brexit! At least I’ll still have Hot British Boy Twitter!

this whole thing feels like a white-knighting boyfriend trying to ruin his new girlfriend's ex for a perceived slight when in fact it was the new gf who is/was batshit. and he really likes her, so he's making sure the ex goes down in flames. I can't see anything else. it's just another on the list of maddening shit happening in the world. self-inflicted dumbassery

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On 11/30/2022 at 2:53 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

European Union may bar twitter.  This is the finding out part of fucking around. 
 



 

Time to sue Europe for first amendment violations.

Friday afternoon at 5 is definitely the time when really important news gets dumped.

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

 

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He’s so excited about it.  Maybe this will take the heat off of his suspending Kanye.

A stable genius that will bring in billions in additional advertising revenue.

27 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Lets see how they are doing

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 “Obtained by sources at Twitter”

And by sources, you mean Elon Musk, the guy who announced he would release them, and who owns the company and can just say “give me these files!”

 

35 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 “Obtained by sources at Twitter”

And by sources, you mean Elon Musk, the guy who announced he would release them, and who owns the company and can just say “give me these files!”

 

There's a Friday news dump. Matt is getting dunked on.

Bwahaha! Well, he's not wrong.

 

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Elon: Twitter suppressed pictures of Hunters dong. 
 

Okay….

I'm pretty sure that Elon is revealing pics of Hunter's dong.

As if Twitter, Elon, $44 billion, or the shadow of the USS Nimitz could have hidden Hunter's dong in the first place.

We live in the dumbest fucking timeline.

45 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

What the fuck is going on? 

Figured it out - Elon wanted more people to know that Hunter has a decent-sized dick.

Whatever it is, I assuming it is worse than Watergate. 

RELEASE TRUMPS DMs UNLESS YOU HATE THE FIRST AMENDMENT. 

Discussing Hunter’s dong is historic and transparent and strengthens our democracy.

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Check out the handle

21 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Does he have the same name on texags?

Nah, he goes by donkey cigars there. 

Is this what he’s talking about?
 

What I can’t tell is….what they actually DID. I see lots of conclusory statements (that reflect literally zero understand if that the law is - what ANY law is)….but other than Hunter’s dong stuff, pretty light on actual facts.

Same old same old.

This makes their Uranium One fake scandal look earth shattering by comparison.

22 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

What I can’t tell is….what they actually DID. I see lots of conclusory statements (that reflect literally zero understand if that the law is - what ANY law is)….but other than Hunter’s dong stuff, pretty light on actual facts.

Hunter is like “more women are seeing how big my dick is.  Nice.”
 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Is this what he’s talking about?

 

 

59 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


What I can’t tell is….what they actually DID. I see lots of conclusory statements (that reflect literally zero understand if that the law is - what ANY law is)….but other than Hunter’s dong stuff, pretty light on actual facts.

Same old same old.

I have a feeling it's going to get MORE insane, rather than less.  These people are not sane.  I hope they just get tired of their little game and wander on home, but if they decide to fuck around again, they're gonna find out.

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