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#1101
9 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Everything he just said was stupid and all, but Is he directing traffic with his hands? Or communicating a Crispy Crème order via some altered sign language?

He emulates Daddy Trump in every way.  That is Trump-lite, down to the trademark "invisible accordion." 

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#1106
Well when the CEO is shit posting pro nazi shit 
 
And he's called out by the bass player from The Oneders... what a world.
#1108
53 minutes ago, Covri said:

"Shit" is trending 

 

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First of all, what a time to be alive.  Willow?  Great movie.  A bear whacked out his mind on cocaine?  And shit, literal human shit?  All trending Top 3!

Also, "Groyper"?  That's the name they voluntarily gave themselves.  And they wonder why they aren't getting laid?  

#1109
1 hour ago, kevwun said:

Twitter might not see 2023.

it might not make it to the end of the week. what a dumb motherfucker. amazingly stupid and arrogant

#1110
1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

First of all, what a time to be alive.  Willow?  Great movie.  A bear whacked out his mind on cocaine?  And shit, literal human shit?  All trending Top 3!

Also, "Groyper"?  That's the name they voluntarily gave themselves.  And they wonder why they aren't getting laid?  

Willow the TV show, not so great.

#1114
European Union may bar twitter.  This is the finding out part of fucking around. 
 


 

Now I’m really mad! If I lose my access to Hot European Boy Twitter, I’m taking to the streets!

Thank goodness for Brexit! At least I’ll still have Hot British Boy Twitter!
#1115

this whole thing feels like a white-knighting boyfriend trying to ruin his new girlfriend's ex for a perceived slight when in fact it was the new gf who is/was batshit. and he really likes her, so he's making sure the ex goes down in flames. I can't see anything else. it's just another on the list of maddening shit happening in the world. self-inflicted dumbassery

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#1116
On 11/30/2022 at 2:53 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

European Union may bar twitter.  This is the finding out part of fucking around. 
 



 

Time to sue Europe for first amendment violations.

#1122

Friday afternoon at 5 is definitely the time when really important news gets dumped.

#1130

 “Obtained by sources at Twitter”

And by sources, you mean Elon Musk, the guy who announced he would release them, and who owns the company and can just say “give me these files!”

 

#1132
35 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 “Obtained by sources at Twitter”

And by sources, you mean Elon Musk, the guy who announced he would release them, and who owns the company and can just say “give me these files!”

 

There's a Friday news dump. Matt is getting dunked on.

Bwahaha! Well, he's not wrong.

 

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#1135

I'm pretty sure that Elon is revealing pics of Hunter's dong.

As if Twitter, Elon, $44 billion, or the shadow of the USS Nimitz could have hidden Hunter's dong in the first place.

We live in the dumbest fucking timeline.

#1139
45 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

What the fuck is going on? 

Figured it out - Elon wanted more people to know that Hunter has a decent-sized dick.

#1145
21 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Does he have the same name on texags?

Nah, he goes by donkey cigars there. 

#1147
Is this what he’s talking about?
 

What I can’t tell is….what they actually DID. I see lots of conclusory statements (that reflect literally zero understand if that the law is - what ANY law is)….but other than Hunter’s dong stuff, pretty light on actual facts.

Same old same old.
#1149
22 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

What I can’t tell is….what they actually DID. I see lots of conclusory statements (that reflect literally zero understand if that the law is - what ANY law is)….but other than Hunter’s dong stuff, pretty light on actual facts.

Hunter is like “more women are seeing how big my dick is.  Nice.”
 

#1150
1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Is this what he’s talking about?

 

 

59 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


What I can’t tell is….what they actually DID. I see lots of conclusory statements (that reflect literally zero understand if that the law is - what ANY law is)….but other than Hunter’s dong stuff, pretty light on actual facts.

Same old same old.

I have a feeling it's going to get MORE insane, rather than less.  These people are not sane.  I hope they just get tired of their little game and wander on home, but if they decide to fuck around again, they're gonna find out.

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