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Is no one ever going to say anything about how Gary Payton II looks NOTHING like Gary Payton? Like, has there been a paternity test?

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    I bet Chris Paul's mom could use a hug right about now. 

  • Braff Zacklin
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    I don't get why the Warriors were average without Curry and Draymond. Wish someone would take a moment to explain it to me.

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11 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Denver just can't make an offensive play to save their lives. They look like they have no plan every time they take the ball down the court. The slightest bit of defense makes them pass back out to the 3 point line and start over, even with like 5 seconds left on the shot clock. 

Really can’t wait to see them back with Porter and Murray next season. They will be a force. 

Really can’t wait to see them back with Porter and Murray next season. They will be a force. 
This is a very different series with those 2. Injuries matter, especially in the playoffs.
26 minutes ago, hundredTT said:

Really can’t wait to see them back with Porter and Murray next season. They will be a force. 

Assuming Porter is going to be available is a big assumption.  How much basketball has he played in the last 5 years?  Like 1.5 years?

Assuming Porter is going to be available is a big assumption.  How much basketball has he played in the last 5 years?  Like 1.5 years?
Even with just Murray, this series is going 6 or 7.
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4 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:
Assuming Porter is going to be available is a big assumption.  How much basketball has he played in the last 5 years?  Like 1.5 years?

Even with just Murray, this series is going 6 or 7.

Agreed, but that Porter contract is going to prevent them from doing anything meaningful to improve their roster for the next 3-4 years.  Murray for the full year has them with a higher seed and home court for the first round, so they probably get to the second round.  Who knows, Jokic is certainly capable of doing some incredible shit with a better supporting cast, but I think they still lose to GS, whether it’s in the first or second round.

7 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

You take Kyrie every time because he also functions as coach and GM. 

 

 But Harden's league wide publicly known institutional knowledge of strippers and strip joints has to be considered as well.  Advantage Harden.

 

 

Maybe I'm not giving the Heat enough credit, but Celtics / Bucks is for my money, the de facto eastern conference finals. That should be a great series. I hope Middleton gets back. 

Shams says unlikely and his conference finals is in jeopardy also, shall they advance
11 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

Agreed, but that Porter contract is going to prevent them from doing anything meaningful to improve their roster for the next 3-4 years.  Murray for the full year has them with a higher seed and home court for the first round, so they probably get to the second round.  Who knows, Jokic is certainly capable of doing some incredible shit with a better supporting cast, but I think they still lose to GS, whether it’s in the first or second round.

You're assuming MPJ isn't coming back to the level he was at last year.  I'm not going to write him off just yet.

8 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

You're assuming MPJ isn't coming back to the level he was at last year.  I'm not going to write him off just yet.

In his last 5 seasons of organized basketball he has played this many games:

3

0

55

61

9

Even in his healthy years he missed 25% of his teams games and has now had multiple surgeries on his back.  I certainly wouldn’t count on him when constructing my roster.

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Damn

 

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I saw this earlier. You have you wonder how many combos these guys play. Of course you only see the lotto slip that hits. Obviously a tremendous hit regardless but these things don't just happen in a vacuum. 

You know you are old when you can recognize the assistant coaches faster than current players(Mark Hall).

Who is this and what have they done with James Harden?

1 hour ago, Brothahorn said:

You know you are old when you can recognize the assistant coaches faster than current players(Mark Hall).

When I was a kid my dad was always asking me about “is so and so an assistant somewhere” and I didn’t understand it. Seemed irrelevant. Now I get it. 
Father time comes for us all. 

5 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

NOLA isn't winning game 7, so this game isn't relevant but fun to watch.

Never underestimate how much the basketball gods love to dole out heartbreak to Chris Paul.

4 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Never underestimate how much the basketball gods love to dole out heartbreak to Chris Paul.

It’s a fair price to pay if you are going to punch dudes in the nuts. 

6 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

Jose Alvarado is a pretty unreal player/story.

His outflopping CP3 there was pretty special. 

6 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

Chris Paul with a smooth 30-8-4 on 100/100/100 splits in Game 7. Pretty good!

Game 6?

8 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

Chris Paul with a smooth 30-8-4 on 100/100/100 splits in Game 7. Pretty good!

Yeah I think statistically that's one of the best close out games ever (he finished with 33). Fucking absurd. 

12 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

The fuck is that bitch wearing

Tell me you're not complaining about what Allie LaForce was wearing. Username does not check out. 

She has a man voice , need to check if she has a penis

Chuck is going to be so mad if Utah wins and he has to "work" Saturday.

Nice job Inside crew!

Mike Conley should retire after those 2 possessions. 

1 minute ago, Vegas64 said:

PHX without booker vs DAL gonna be fun! 

Huh? Booker played tonight

7 minutes ago, Llogg said:

Huh? Booker played tonight

Oh bummer. Welp.

If Dallas keeps playing that shit-ass iso offense at the end of games it's going to be a tough series to win. 

Yeah the Mavs were killing them swinging the ball around the perimeter and then with the game on the line just completely abandoned any sort of structured offense.

8 minutes ago, Llogg said:

Yeah the Mavs were killing them swinging the ball around the perimeter and then with the game on the line just completely abandoned any sort of structured offense.

They did the same thing in game 4 and lost. They probably should have lost tonight but Conley punted two possessions and then Bogdonavic misses the open 3. 

I think they're better than UTA and totally deserving in winning the series but they let it get tighter down the stretch than it should have been in a few games. 

3 road teams close out their series in Game 6 on the same night.  How cool was that!  Respect to the Mavs for mental toughness, this team has guts. Mavs need to add 1 or 2 pieces, maybe dump Tim Hardaway Jr, and they could be a title contender next year. 

 

6 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

3 road teams close out their series in Game 6 on the same night.  How cool was that!  Respect to the Mavs for mental toughness, this team has guts. Mavs need to add 1 or 2 pieces, maybe dump Tim Hardaway Jr, and they could be a title contender next year. 

 

They need upgrades over Powell, Bullock, and Green more than they need to move on from THJ. If he's a piece that helps them with those upgrades, so be it.

1 minute ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

3 road teams close out their series in Game 6 on the same night.  How cool was that!  Respect to the Mavs for mental toughness, this team has guts. Mavs need to add 1 or 2 pieces, maybe dump Tim Hardaway Jr, and they could be a title contender next year. 

 

THjr and Dinwiddie are so similar.  hardaway's a better 3 pt shooter.  dinwiddie is cheaper.  i can't see us going forward with both of them on the roster.  that's $40 million.

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