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Toronto is currently 5 to 1 to win the series. 

I haven't bet anything in awhile but that seems pretty juicy. 

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3 hours ago, Quagmire said:


Flies can’t jerkoff though

Help me!

And to think the Nets probably have no way out from his contract:
 
 
 

Works for me. Hope he gets his 20 million from Philly to help with the stress of dating and last years post season
7 hours ago, Llogg said:

Nets were 100% a better team before the Harden trade. Both immediately and positioning for the future.

 

Although it must be said that Seth Curry was s good pickup for them.

Before they got Harden?  
 

Nah man, that's not right. They were a fucking sight to behold when those guys all played together. That was just all time bad luck that it played out the way it did.  They would have cruised to the title last year.  As it was the NBA champs beat them by roughly 1/4 of an inch. If you don't think that KD was going to run through ATL and easily make the finals I don't know what to tell you.  They would have needed either Harden or Kyrie to be back and reasonably healthy for the finals, likely, to make take down the Suns. It was just terrible terrible terrible luck for them.  They were awesome against Boston.  They didn't have that gear at all before that trade. Sometimes shit just doesn't work out. I think that should be the title to KD's career b/c even as awesome as his career has been between the injuries to himself and teammates at horrible times and the awful decision making in OKC it feels like he was short changed at least 3 rings in his career.  Which is logical and historical if you think about him being a top 10 all time guy.  Those guys just usually pile up 3+ rings in their career.  He's the unluckiest top 10 NBA player ever imo.   

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Toronto is currently 5 to 1 to win the series. 

I haven't bet anything in awhile but that seems pretty juicy. 

Yeah. FVV being out is a plus for them against Philly not a minus.  Embiid is busted.  Harden is either busted or too old to be good anymore.  Rivers sucks.  It's going to be really hard to win the game 7 in Philly with both hands wrapped around their own neck. 

You could trade Ben Simmons for a bag of fertilizer and win that trade.

11 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Before they got Harden?  
 

Nah man, that's not right. They were a fucking sight to behold when those guys all played together. That was just all time bad luck that it played out the way it did.  They would have cruised to the title last year.  As it was the NBA champs beat them by roughly 1/4 of an inch. If you don't think that KD was going to run through ATL and easily make the finals I don't know what to tell you.  They would have needed either Harden or Kyrie to be back and reasonably healthy for the finals, likely, to make take down the Suns. It was just terrible terrible terrible luck for them.  They were awesome against Boston.  They didn't have that gear at all before that trade. Sometimes shit just doesn't work out. I think that should be the title to KD's career b/c even as awesome as his career has been between the injuries to himself and teammates at horrible times and the awful decision making in OKC it feels like he was short changed at least 3 rings in his career.  Which is logical and historical if you think about him being a top 10 all time guy.  Those guys just usually pile up 3+ rings in their career.  He's the unluckiest top 10 NBA player ever imo.   

This is all mostly true - but the problem with the Harden trade as evidenced now is that stuff like that can be fleeting. JA wouldn't have shown up out of shape or nearly tanked the team out of the playoffs and you don't have to pay him $50M a year. 

It is what it is. Maybe Durant lucks into one down the stretch of his career. Simmons needs to get his ass on the court as a start. 

2 hours ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Always seemed odd to me that a guy with the yips first game back would be a playoff game. I bet he plays Game 1 next season.

Even if Simmons wasn't a headcase I'm not sure I would want a player that can't shoot to be on a max contract.

Yeah, that "plan" never made any sense.   There was no way he was coming back under those conditions

10 minutes ago, d2o said:

Yeah, that "plan" never made any sense.   There was no way he was coming back under those conditions

Russillo made a good point today that all of the updates were probably coming from Simmons' camp and not the Nets - which now makes me think it was mostly the mental block stuff. I had assumed a lot of the updates were coming from the Nets and figured they didn't have any reason to lie about an injury and that he really was wanting to play for them. Not sure what to think now. 

I'd still assume he will want to get back on the court for the regular season, but it gets really weird if he continues to miss time just because of mental stuff. I mean - could the Nets just not pay him like Philly did? Could they buy him out and get like a cap exemption/waiver type deal? I don't know how you trade him unless it's for another distressed asset. 

Feels like the players have a bit too much power and leverage league wide at this point. The next CBA negotiation in a couple of years could be a doozie. 

45 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Counterpoint- if she smokes she pokes. 
probably dishes out a fair amount of

blow jobs too. 

Edited by Wulaw Horn

Ben is probably afraid of smoking. 

And that was already posted^

Seriously... do we need/want a Simmons thread? I think it's like 60% of the posts on the last 3 pages. Could be an entertaining catch all and help clean this one up a little.

Edited by ztejas

Jimmy out for Miami tonight. Been a good game so far. 

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

this man gonna end up in the medical journals at this rate

This MIN/MEM series is everything you could ask for as a hoops fan. 

9 minutes ago, ztejas said:

This MIN/MEM series is everything you could ask for as a hoops fan. 

I agree, provided the wolves cover the +7 tonight

Memphis might be in trouble man... they're playing a better roster that isn't afraid of them. 

I was ready to tear up my ticket when the wolves were down 13-2 with like 65 turnovers.

I hate charge calls like that. Dude was completely out of the play then jumps in at the last second. KAT commits some dumb fouls but that wasn't on him.

22 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

I was ready to tear up my ticket when the wolves were down 13-2 with like 65 turnovers.

Have you been watching this series? 

That's another terrible call. Let them play basketball.

2 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I’m sure taylor Jenkins thinks this game arrogantly called because they suck ass at FTs. Fuck Memphis

That tech on Naz was so fucking stupid. The one on Memphis before that maybe wasn't great either. They need to chill on the whistles on both ends. 

Embarrassing officiating job. Feel like I'm watching college ball. Defenders need to earn offensive fouls. Every flop getting awarded in this game. 

@MNLonghornFUKM is that what it was? I missed it. I just thought the tech on Naz for talking shit to another player in a live ball situation was ridiculous. 

Edited by ztejas

Okay so Minny won that challenge. Good. That was so fucking soft. JJJ was falling backwards already when KAT went into him. 

Embarrassing officiating job. Feel like I'm watching college ball. Defenders need to earn offensive fouls. Every flop getting awarded in this game. 
[mention=37]MNLonghornFUKM[/mention] is that what it was? I missed it. I just thought the tech on Naz for talking shit to another player in a live ball situation was ridiculous. 

Finch was talking to a ref and bane chicken winged him so he can hurry up and inbound it

Memphis is shooting nervous right now. Minny has this if they play sharp in the 4th.

I keep forgetting that Slo-mo is still in the league.

Is that guy dead?

He probably wishes he was, gonna be embarrassed as fuck

Pretty sure his dick was square in his face on that dunk

I miss D’Angelo Russell’s Lord Farquaad haircut.

@aggie08 isn't remotely worried about this Minny team. Quick 4 game sweep. Probably don't even have to play Steph. 

Another terrible offensive foul call. 

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Another terrible offensive foul call. 

Same exact play is a block on Minny. C'mon man. Just horrible calls all night long on the block and charge. 

JJJ fouling out was the best thing to happen to Memphis. Smaller lineup doing damage and lord knows Townes isn't going to down to the block to make them pay. 

Bane’s T-Rex arms are killing Memphis.

24 minutes ago, ztejas said:

@aggie08 isn't remotely worried about this Minny team. Quick 4 game sweep. Probably don't even have to play Steph. 

Yeah, pretty much. Won't be a sweep, but I think Memphis is the tougher matchup being the #1 offensive rebounding team in the like. They're deep and physical.

You're honestly gonna sit there and tell me that you think D'Angelo and KAT are going to punk a healthy Steph, Klay, and Dray in a playoff series? C'mon man.

Lol at Russel getting the shot in that moment. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Ant seems a year away. 

Agree, I love him but he gets lost in the flow at times. 

Hell of a comeback by Memphis, but a chance for Minny to tie it here. Can't believe the Grizzlies are in this after shooting like shit.

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