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Stranded dolphin dies after Texas beach goers try to ride it

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I much prefer the stories where bears or bison/ elk/ etc fuck people up because they tried to get the perfect selfie.

At least they didn’t try to fuck it. We are making progress, one avoidable instance of group beastiality at a time. Go America!

Unfortunately, the animal likely beached itself due to accumulation of microplastics in its system.  Doomed to die anyway

9 minutes ago, freyguy said:

Unfortunately, the animal likely beached itself due to accumulation of microplastics in its system.  Doomed to die anyway

Solid point. We killed it before we actually killed it.

It looks like they tried to help it, best they knew how. Sure, they tried to go for a little ride, but they were mostly helping.

53 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

At least they didn’t try to fuck it. We are making progress, one avoidable instance of group beastiality at a time. Go America!

What if it had been dressing all sexy like

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2 hours ago, hookemATL said:

At least they didn’t try to fuck it. We are making progress, one avoidable instance of group beastiality at a time. Go America!

In Texas dolphin fucks you.

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1 hour ago, The Maestro said:

Shit like this and we’re gaining on Florida 

Like someone said, they didn’t try to fuck it so we have a long way to go to catch up to Florida 

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

What’s the cure?

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Unfortunately, the animal likely beached itself due to accumulation of microplastics in its system.  Doomed to die anyway

Probably an obstruction in its blowhole.

aggy on a field trip or something?

1 hour ago, davidg said:


Probably an obstruction in its blowhole.

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3 hours ago, davidg said:


Probably an obstruction in its blowhole.

In the limited visibility of the water near breaking waves it may have looked like a slutty Komodo.

6 hours ago, freyguy said:

Unfortunately, the animal likely beached itself due to accumulation of microplastics in its system.  Doomed to die anyway

So like us all.

6 hours ago, hookemATL said:

At least they didn’t try to fuck it. 

And that's already happened to a dolphin....

4 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

What’s the cure?

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6 hours ago, bschoolprof said:

It looks like they tried to help it, best they knew how. Sure, they tried to go for a little ride, but they were mostly helping.

Or maybe it wasn't Texans.  Note how CBS hid the faces.

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Your average Texas beach-goer has been giving Oklahoma and Florida a run for their money for quite some time now.  Every time I go down there I’m surprised at how much pure trash is cruising the beach compared to the last time. 

7 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

What’s the cure?

Another plague.

One that kills the ignorant?

Oh wait.

54 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

Your average Texas beach-goer has been giving Oklahoma and Florida a run for their money for quite some time now.  Every time I go down there I’m surprised at how much pure trash is cruising the beach compared to the last time. 

It's appropriate, since our beaches are trash.

1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

 Quintana Beach is the West Virginia of Texas beaches. 

This. I read the beach detailed in the story and was not surprised. 

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

When is the next variant due?

Don't know. But can it selectively deadly to only those who don't get vaccinated?

4 hours ago, Your Mom said:

Your average Texas beach-goer has been giving Oklahoma and Florida a run for their money for quite some time now.  Every time I go down there I’m surprised at how much pure trash is cruising the beach compared to the last time. 

3 hours ago, Deej said:

It's appropriate, since our beaches are trash.

This is why the Margarittaville planned 55+ communities will succeed. There’s a shitload of people who want the “beach lifestyle” with having to deal with all of the trash that hangs out at the actual beach.  

Your average Texas beach-goer has been giving Oklahoma and Florida a run for their money for quite some time now.  Every time I go down there I’m surprised at how much pure trash is cruising the beach compared to the last time. 
Hey fuck you!
5 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

 Quintana Beach is the West Virginia of Texas beaches. 

Hey now.  It used to be a quaint, 4x4 only  access to the MOB, bonfire having, coming of age fucking free for all. With NO (none, nada, zilch) law enforcement patrol. The trash went to Surfside. 

Fuck dolphins. Hated them since my wade fishing experience in Laguna Madre back in ‘94. Velociraptors of the sea, man. 

Fuck dolphins. Hated them since my wade fishing experience in Laguna Madre back in ‘94. Velociraptors of the sea, man. 
Nothing more exciting than one of those fuckers bumping your stringer out in St Charles Bay
5 hours ago, StruggleBus said:

Fuck dolphins.

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