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#2

mud bugs.  just need a pot, some water, and some tony's

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#4

I’ll be damned. They are located all around our pond but I’ve never seen one. Thanks. 

#6

@Lat22 is this a serious thread?  I ask because ive heard a few jokes that stem from that, and you live in SE Texas (iirc).  Friends dad used to say that when he retired, he was going to set one on the hood and settle down when the first person asked him what the hell that was. 

#7

Stick your dick in it and find out

#9
52 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

@Lat22 is this a serious thread?  I ask because ive heard a few jokes that stem from that, and you live in SE Texas (iirc).  Friends dad used to say that when he retired, he was going to set one on the hood and settle down when the first person asked him what the hell that was. 

Yeah, I figured he'd be too country/outdoor not to know that.

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#10
8 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

@Lat22 is this a serious thread?  I ask because ive heard a few jokes that stem from that, and you live in SE Texas (iirc).  Friends dad used to say that when he retired, he was going to set one on the hood and settle down when the first person asked him what the hell that was. 

Yeah, I was serious. I’m a South Texas guy who recently moved from Houston to just outside of Houston. We have a pond and these crawdad holes are everywhere. I’ve eaten the shit out of them but had never seen one of these holes. 

#11

...and when there was no meat, we ate fowl, and when there was no fowl, we ate crawdad, and when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand.

#14
29 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Yeah, I was serious. I’m a South Texas guy who recently moved from Houston to just outside of Houston. We have a pond and these crawdad holes are everywhere. I’ve eaten the shit out of them but had never seen one of these holes. 

Makes sense. I thought you were from Houston/Galv. I grew in Brazoria county, and they were in our yards and ditches by the thousands.  They are hell on lawnmower blades.  When you start seeing them, you know you are about to start getting basin crawfish for the rest of the season. 

#16

While crawfish are everywhere, it seems like those burrows are not.  

I have only seen them in piney-type areas with sandy soil, which I guess makes sense.  They ain't gonna tunnel through black gumbo soil.

#18
12 hours ago, elfenix said:

mud bugs.  just need a piece of bacon on a string, a pot, some water, and some tony's

fixed for every 6 yo kid that waded around in a bar ditch out in the country.

#19

I have the same thing going on up here in Michigan. We are on the water but I have yet to see any crawdads around. 

#20
14 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

While crawfish are everywhere, it seems like those burrows are not.  

I have only seen them in piney-type areas with sandy soil, which I guess makes sense.  They ain't gonna tunnel through black gumbo soil.

They absolutely, unequivocally, do. I’m talking need a bucket of water for your shovel while digging a hole gumbo. 

#22
On 4/17/2022 at 8:05 PM, ztejas said:

Rhodesian lawn spider. Aggressive and very poisonous. 

Venomous.  Plants are poisonous. 

#23
On 4/17/2022 at 7:33 PM, Lat22 said:

And can they kill me?

 

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You forgot to remove the butt plug when you took a dump?

#26
3 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

How could you not fuck that hole ?

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#27
On 4/18/2022 at 8:34 AM, davidg said:

fixed for every 6 yo kid that waded around in a bar ditch out in the country.

Pieces of hot dog work good too.

#28
On 4/17/2022 at 8:05 PM, ztejas said:

Rhodesian lawn spider. Aggressive and very poisonous. 

you'd be more convincing if you said venomous

5 hours ago, deadshank said:

Venomous.  Plants are poisonous. 

yeah, that

#29
6 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Pieces of hot dog work good too.

Apparently skipped grammar class to catch them. 

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#31
13 hours ago, Quagmire said:

How could you not fuck that hole ?

Who said I didn’t?

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