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I'm hooked. And holy shit, the end of the second show. Any guesses (spoilers, please) on WTF is going on?

 

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The hippie girl is the granddaughter, from the future, right?

or royals mom or sister from the past  

im only guessing  

 

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1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:
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The hippie girl is the granddaughter, from the future, right?

or royals mom or sister from the past  

im only guessing  

 

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Holy shit you might be right. 

 

When his wife says "Run", that was next level. I'm ready for the next episode!

 

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One thing that we can be certain is whether the director is always showing us the events in "order." We saw Royal pushed into the hole and wake up in the field what seemed to be the next morning.

Later on in the second episode, we saw that might not have been the case.

 

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I presume it’s a time portal to a few years in future   At some point, Royal dies, they sell the ranch and portal rediscovered.  At some point the dead dude shows up and they put 2 and 2 together.  

 

7 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Spoiler Tags until everyone can catch up, please.

 

Cool.  It looked intriguing.  Based on the responses, I'm in.

7 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Lost wasn’t a bad story. It just took too long to get to the end. 120 episodes.

Yeah, this is an Amazon show.  We'll be lucky if we get 25-30 episodes in total. 

I like it but I don't know what the fuck is going on. I just know that the Tillerson neighbor knows what is in the west pasture and that is why he wants it. 

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48 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

I like it but I don't know what the fuck is going on. I just know that the Tillerson neighbor knows what is in the west pasture and that is why he wants it. 

Never trust a man who drinks Clamato.

20 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Never trust a man who drinks Clamato.

I need to go back and listen to his weird scene.

Hey I enjoy a good clamato every once and a while. Of course I also want to fuck my neighbor out of his land. 

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1 minute ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I need to go back and listen to his weird scene.

Took me a while to realize it was this guy:

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2 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Took me a while to realize it was this guy:

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From the William Shatner school of overacting.  He was in Yellowstone too so I guess he's going through a Rocky mountain rancher phase.

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2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Think he's been in a bunch of Costner movies too.

Yup. He was awesome in No Way Out.

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Great show.  Some type of time portal/travel.  Anyone remember the little girl asking her g-ma where the g-father came from?  Something to the effect of "he just showed up".  Went into the hole at age 9?  The old picture he still kept hidden?

Kronos loops and controls time?  Old man dying, wants the land?  It's something about going back and/on controlling time.  The hole is a gate?  Wormhole?

Who TF knows what Tatanka with two arrows in his back represents?  

 

Are we taking squares on which episode the hippie chick shows us her tits?  I'll bet Ep.5.

If they need that many hands to move their herd, maybe they need to lose their ranch. Any good cattleman can call his cows and they will will follow like well trained dogs. There might be a couple of stragglers,  but you don't need ten people to keep them in line.

Are we taking squares on which episode the hippie chick shows us her tits?  I'll bet Ep.5.

Her name is Imogen Poots. She shows her tits in most of her stuff.
7 hours ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

If they need that many hands to move their herd, maybe they need to lose their ranch. Any good cattleman can call his cows and they will will follow like well trained dogs. There might be a couple of stragglers,  but you don't need ten people to keep them in line.

Shake a bag of cubes and they'll hear it a mile away and come running.

13 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

critique of ranching procedures continues.  lol

No shit. It's a tv show, not a damn cattle ranching documentary. 

What about the tracking skills displayed?  I am pretty sure you don't have to pick up the steaming pile of horseshit to determine it's fresh horseshit. 

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There's a big fucking wormhole that fucks with space/time in the middle of a ranch and y'all are concerned about ranching and tracking issues.

22 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

There's a big fucking wormhole that fucks with space/time in the middle of a ranch and y'all are concerned about ranching and tracking issues.

Appropriate avatar is appropriate.

JFC…..please stop with the injecting songs just for the sake of trying to be fashionable.  

Fashionable songs from the likes of The Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan and Johnny Cash?

11 hours ago, mdleast said:

Fashionable songs from the likes of The Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan and Johnny Cash?

OMG you forgot Dolly.  

On 4/20/2022 at 10:57 AM, Gene Parmesan said:

What about the tracking skills displayed?  I am pretty sure you don't have to pick up the steaming pile of horseshit to determine it's fresh horseshit. 

 

maybe she just likes picking up fresh horseshit?

 

 

I’m bit cooler on the series after episodes 3 & 4. I’m sure there is payoff later on but we spent too much time with the sheriff and missing person investigation.

Same. The acting is pretty bad. I’ll probably stick around a bit to see what happens but so far 3 stars max.

I’m at 2 stars out of 5 but will keep watching and hope gets much better.

Hmm I’ve only seen two episodes. Sounds like I should hit the pause button and see what if there’s a payoff.

I was getting Lost vibes too. It just seems like it’s hard to build a really good story out of some these intriguing premises. See: Invasion on Apple TV. Just terrible.

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