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#52

Rodney Dangerfield: My gay cousin went to London, he was disappointed to find out Big Ben was a clock.  
 

Joke seems relevant at this time. 

#53
2 hours ago, Quagmire said:

Everyone post their dicks in here to prove them wrong

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#57
On 4/19/2022 at 5:05 PM, butthurt said:

 

Not surprisingly, one of the recommended videos after this SP video is this:

 

 

#58

For some reason there was a wooden ruler on Priscilla's bathroom vanity this morning.  Yeah.  I used it.

#60
33 minutes ago, Elvis said:

For some reason there was a wooden ruler on Priscilla's bathroom vanity this morning.  Yeah.  I used it.

And? 

#64

I think you will find our performance quite better if you transform the data into cumulative length by multiplying the averages by male population of each country. 
 

i suspect China and India prefer this reporting as well. 

Edited by Pato del Muerto

#65

My dick is so huge (in Cambodia). I tap sternum (in Cambodia). My nickname is Pole Pot (in Cambodia).

#69

Never forget our countrie's motto.

E Pluribus Growerum Non Showerum

Edited by 'stache

#71

Divorce rate in Ecuador is 20 percent, while in the US it is 50 percent. Coincidence?

#75
9 hours ago, Elvis said:

For some reason there was a wooden ruler on Priscilla's bathroom vanity this morning.  Yeah.  I used it.

Well, did you cum or what?

Edited by HornOnTheBayou

#77
18 hours ago, Caponata said:

Sicilian reporting in here so opposite of the Irish Curse. 

Sicilian?

So you're Moorish?

#79
On 4/26/2022 at 10:42 AM, Elvis said:

For some reason there was a wooden ruler on Priscilla's bathroom vanity this morning.  Yeah.  I used it.

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#80
6 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’ve heard a theory that could well explain the Sicilian number

 

#81
On 4/19/2022 at 8:52 PM, futureman said:

you think about my dick almost as much as your wife does. 

Every time they want a good laugh, I'm sure.

#84
15 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Did those numbers adjust for our exceptionalism in obesity? It’s small because we’re so large, duh. 

Have you been reading my diary? 

#85

If Clean Willie had seen the chart he would have never let Babs run off for that quickie divorce.

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