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  • cause he will report it lol 

  • derpyhorndog
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    The charade is up. Neyor needs to crawl over to the UTPD and fess up to his boot problem. It was wrong to pressure Agiye into being the fall guy when it was Neyor who deserved a knee-capping at the ha

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50 minutes ago, Zeus said:

FUCK

Agreed... 

 

Edited by LTtxfan

23 hours ago, Tex-19 said:

 

So, he just got suspended and the same day he is posting on twitter, placing blame someone else to boot?   Dude is slow to get it.  Probably will not end well for him. 

23 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

Did he at yeast get a good look at the incident?

I just sent flour to UTPD hq with a sorry card and signed it from Agiye.

30 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

So, he just got suspended and the same day he is posting on twitter, placing blame someone else to boot?   Dude is slow to get it.  Probably will not end well for him. 

Probably not - but he's only slightly crazier than the average NFL WR. 

On 8/12/2022 at 9:59 PM, Tex-19 said:

 

academic all-american

Just now, 52-80 said:

academic all-american

Maybe he's in engineering.

4 hours ago, ztejas said:

Maybe he's in engineering.

Lulz

For real, the coarches can really make this a big team win by sectioning out a level of the garage just for the players.

We've had a guy break his hand because his car got broke into. Dumb shit but still.

The guys need a fucking legit place to park it's pretty simple, insane how this hasn't been figured out yet and I'm hoping this is a wakeup call.

I'm assuming Bijan has no issues parking his Lambo. 

6 minutes ago, Deej said:

I'm assuming Bijan has no issues parking his Lambo. 

He has a chauffeur.

1 hour ago, Deej said:

I'm assuming Bijan has no issues parking his Lambo. 

One of the Burnt Ends on the podcast mentioned that he's seen Bijan's Lambo with tickets plenty of times

Is it wrong for me to be impressed he defeated a parking violation boot?

Carry on..

This guy McGyvers one of those bastards off in 3 minutes. Maybe he should be the guest speaker next week

 

14 hours ago, TheBryMan81 said:

One of the Burnt Ends on the podcast mentioned that he's seen Bijan's Lambo with tickets plenty of times

Can we just make a fucking parking lot for these guys specifically?!

Was Mike Farrell this big an asshole back when he worked for Rivals or did it happen after he left Rivals? 

4 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Was Mike Farrell this big an asshole back when he worked for Rivals or did it happen after he left Rivals? 

Hes always been this way.  Surprised he unblocked me, I guess when he started his new venture he actually needed new followers

4 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Was Mike Farrell this big an asshole back when he worked for Rivals or did it happen after he left Rivals? 

He was no Trapper John, that's for sure. 

9 hours ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Was Mike Farrell this big an asshole back when he worked for Rivals or did it happen after he left Rivals? 

Mike Farrell has always been a giant fat fuck.

7 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Steve. The time is right 

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The charade is up. Neyor needs to crawl over to the UTPD and fess up to his boot problem. It was wrong to pressure Agiye into being the fall guy when it was Neyor who deserved a knee-capping at the hands of the criminal justice system. I am beginning to question the strength of his moral fiber.

IMO, he should offer to serve a voluntary one-year suspension in return for reinstating Agiye, effective immediately. Someone please start the petition.

1 hour ago, derpyhorndog said:

The charade is up. Neyor needs to crawl over to the UTPD and fess up to his boot problem. It was wrong to pressure Agiye into being the fall guy when it was Neyor who deserved a knee-capping at the hands of the criminal justice system. I am beginning to question the strength of his moral fiber.

IMO, he should offer to serve a voluntary one-year suspension in return for reinstating Agiye, effective immediately. Someone please start the petition.

Avatar checks out and what not.

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12 hours ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Was Mike Farrell this big an asshole back when he worked for Rivals or did it happen after he left Rivals? 

 

cause he will report it lol 

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Haven't heard any date rape allegations, or breakingr a woman's face, hasn't called the police when he was carrying a dealer sized quanaity of weed, and he didn't run into a house with a car. Really, what he did was rebel against authority (a prticular brand that is hated campus wide) and didn't immediately go sillent before issuing the always sincere apology where he hopes the little children who look up to football players can forgive him. He does need to stfu if only so as not to start a jihad by UTPD against the football team, and offer that "sincere" apology, and let's mnove on.

It’s not like he got a DUI, with a loaded gun in the car, with a bag of weed in a robe right before media days.  

11 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

It’s not like he got a DUI, with a loaded gun in the car, with a bag of weed in a robe right before media days.  

The good ol'days

4 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

The good ol'days

Or what we stupid sips call the “Station is lit” affect. 

16 hours ago, Gidnik said:

 

cause he will report it lol 

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What is Joseph Kirkpatrick 's surly handle?

2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Now the NCAA is just trolling us, right?

Lol but not sure tickets and boots are the type of expenses they're talking about 

Just now, Dennis Taylor said:

Lol but not sure tickets and boots are the type of expenses they're talking about 

Or maybe dedicated parking spaces so tickets and boots are a thing of the past.

3 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Or maybe dedicated parking spaces so tickets and boots are a thing of the past.

"Why should we treat the athletes which are the cash cow for the University any differently than others?", Chris Plonsky, probably.

17 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

What is Joseph Kirkpatrick 's surly handle?

me you asvab waiver

5 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

What is Joseph Kirkpatrick 's surly handle?

In Project Mayhem, we are all Joseph Kirkpatrick 

7 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Ok cool 

 

5 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Hook 'em

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9 hours ago, Harvdog said:

It’s not like he got a DUI, with a loaded gun in the car, with a bag of weed in a robe right before media days.  

Just means he's not as motivated. 

  • 2 weeks later...

OK here’s the plan:

1. Hire Bob Stoops

2. Bring Hall back to roster with zero punishment but just tell people he was punished.

3. ????

4. Zero questions asked or accountability required. Starts Game 1.

8 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

OK here’s the plan:

1. Hire Bob Stoops

2. Bring Hall back to roster with zero punishment but just tell people he was punished.

3. ????

4. Zero questions asked or accountability required. Starts Game 1.

Why are you acting like he punched a woman in a bar? Why would we hire Bob Stoops? Your joke - it didn't land.

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