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  • cause he will report it lol 

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    The charade is up. Neyor needs to crawl over to the UTPD and fess up to his boot problem. It was wrong to pressure Agiye into being the fall guy when it was Neyor who deserved a knee-capping at the ha

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1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

RIP Hamilton's career

351 52 78 8 30 51 .222 .303 .665

 
Those are his stats for the Portland Sea Dogs, Boston's AA affiliate.  8 HR, 30 RBI, 51 SB.   His defense remains tremendous.

 

 

Well suspended leaves a little more wiggle room than “dismissed from the program” at least. Maybe his time at Texas isn’t finished, but it’s on life support 

Sets up perfectly for a Sark pep talk right before the Bama game. 

11 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Well suspended leaves a little more wiggle room than “dismissed from the program” at least. Maybe his time at Texas isn’t finished, but it’s on life support 

Yep. Sark has consulted with Dean Wormer.

When you gamble sometimes you win

most times you lose.

the best know when to cut their loses.

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I'll be honest.  The only real crime I ever committed on a person's property was parking in the C parking lot out near the edge of Red River.  There used to be a dead end up against into a dirt berm where it was not yet connected to the other road.  So a person could parallel park down at the ends.  Well I come out of a final and some fucking asshole  in a VW just parked between myself and the other parallel parked vehicle blocking us both into the dead end, and I managed to jump the curb do about an 18 point back and forth while climbing the dirt berm to get my car out without hitting anyone else's.  

Once I got clear, I then went to my trunk and found an old carpet knife that was for some reason in my small tool kit.  I went over and after some effort with the dull knife I punctured the right rear tire.  I started walking back to my car and thought, "Fuck YOU!"  Went back over and punctured the left rear tire.  No way that fucker was just gonna put on a spare and drive home.  

I am sure now I would not do it, as with cameras everywhere...  IF that was your VW.... still fuck you!

Do the olds have to ask for a translation every time??

(That's Hall's handle)

30 minutes ago, horn4life said:

I'll be honest.  The only real crime I ever committed on a person's property was parking in the C parking lot out near the edge of Red River.  There used to be a dead end up against into a dirt berm where it was not yet connected to the other road.  So a person could parallel park down at the ends.  Well I come out of a final and some fucking asshole  in a VW just parked between myself and the other parallel parked vehicle blocking us both into the dead end, and I managed to jump the curb do about an 18 point back and forth while climbing the dirt berm to get my car out without hitting anyone else's.  

Once I got clear, I then went to my trunk and found an old carpet knife that was for some reason in my small tool kit.  I went over and after some effort with the dull knife I punctured the right rear tire.  I started walking back to my car and thought, "Fuck YOU!"  Went back over and punctured the left rear tire.  No way that fucker was just gonna put on a spare and drive home.  

I am sure now I would not do it, as with cameras everywhere...  IF that was your VW.... still fuck you!

Next time just cut the valve stems.  Much lower property damage, and just as effective.

1 minute ago, Tex-19 said:

 

Dude needs to stick around so he can learn the difference between their and there

Thats UTPD for you. I remember  My Moooove in freshman year, the meter Nazis were circling Jester just waiting to ticket cars the moment that they weren’t parked legally. 

3 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Dude needs to stick around so he can learn the difference between their and there

he needs to stick around because we need to win more games.  

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cops pulled him over, and booted his car.  From what I was told he was free to leave but instead of leavening he pulled a crowbar 

Did he at yeast get a good look at the incident?

3 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

I went to school with a guy who became a UT police officer and then became an Austin police officer. He ended up murdering his best friend and is in jail for life. I don’t know the lesson of the story. 

Don't murder your friends?

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He needs an NIL deal from the Parking Spot. He could show up in yellow and black and be on all the shuttles at the airport. Someone needs to make this happen

4 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

He needs an NIL deal from the Parking Spot. He could show up in yellow and black and be on all the shuttles at the airport. Someone needs to make this happen

I'm a bigger fan of Rapid Park

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Based on what I know about Hall I think there’s a good chance any charge they throw at him will be dropped. 

Based on what I know about Hall I think there’s a good chance any charge they throw at him will be dropped. 

You’re implying something. I’m just not sure what that is.
36 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Based on what I know about Hall I think there’s a good chance any charge they throw at him will be dropped. 

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When you gamble sometimes you win
most times you lose.
the best know when to cut their loses.

Looky here…we got us a poor man’s Kenny Rogers
Gee.  I hope Hall makes enough in NIL to be able to foot the $600.

As word would have it, that’s kind of the thinking for our players. They just park illegally and pay the fines (although I guess he forgot the important part of that process). It could all be fixed if the school/AD would just give them parking permits, but apparently parking is our golden cow and we just can’t afford to lose that income stream
6 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

I went to school with a guy who became a UT police officer and then became an Austin police officer. He ended up murdering his best friend and is in jail for life. I don’t know the lesson of the story. 

Knowing you fucked this guys’ life up?

3 hours ago, horn4life said:

I'll be honest.  The only real crime I ever committed on a person's property was parking in the C parking lot out near the edge of Red River.  There used to be a dead end up against into a dirt berm where it was not yet connected to the other road.  So a person could parallel park down at the ends.  Well I come out of a final and some fucking asshole  in a VW just parked between myself and the other parallel parked vehicle blocking us both into the dead end, and I managed to jump the curb do about an 18 point back and forth while climbing the dirt berm to get my car out without hitting anyone else's.  

Once I got clear, I then went to my trunk and found an old carpet knife that was for some reason in my small tool kit.  I went over and after some effort with the dull knife I punctured the right rear tire.  I started walking back to my car and thought, "Fuck YOU!"  Went back over and punctured the left rear tire.  No way that fucker was just gonna put on a spare and drive home.  

I am sure now I would not do it, as with cameras everywhere...  IF that was your VW.... still fuck you!

Tell me it was Rabbit Cabriolet….

2 hours ago, Tex-19 said:

Don't murder your friends?

No that’s not it. 

1 hour ago, Ignatius said:

Tell me it was Rabbit Cabriolet….

the slut basket

A Classic

8 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I got booted at UT. Parking police are Nazis in different uniforms. 

'Member that thread on TOS that Esque started complaining about getting a parking ticket for taking up more than one space because his truck was too big?  

It was hysterical to see everyone supporting UT Parking and calling him a dumbass.

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

'Member that thread on TOS that Esque started complaining about getting a parking ticket for taking up more than one space because his truck was too big?  

It was hysterical to see everyone supporting UT Parking and calling him a dumbass.

Hahaha. Or remember that time on TOS when there was a tow truck driver that was maiming and murdering people by throwing rocks off the bridge onto cars on I-35? What a fun fucking time!

Unless this kid can play linebacker effectively, who gives a fuck?

14 minutes ago, Deej said:

Unless this kid can play defensive end effectively, who gives a fuck?

fify

where's txtow when you need him?

Spoiler

Prison.  He's in prison.

 

Not sure which is funnier; buying a $600 boot or that a college kid defeated a boot UTPD spent $600 on?

3 hours ago, Hornlover said:

Hahaha. Or remember that time on TOS when there was a tow truck driver that was maiming and murdering people by throwing rocks off the bridge onto cars on I-35? What a fun fucking time!

Wasn’t the only way that pederast got his rocks off. 

On 8/11/2022 at 10:23 PM, JesusSweatDuck said:

Fuck you Chip Brown

Always down for a "Fuck You, Chip Brown". 

14 hours ago, SquishMitten said:


As word would have it, that’s kind of the thinking for our players. They just park illegally and pay the fines (although I guess he forgot the important part of that process). It could all be fixed if the school/AD would just give them parking permits, but apparently parking is our golden cow and we just can’t afford to lose that income stream

As word would have it?

Golden cow?

Are you doing a bit?

5 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

As word would have it?

Golden cow?

Are you doing a bit?

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