April 20, 20223 yr Trial is being televised. First, Heard looks like she wants to gut Depp from his crotch up to his throat while he is on the stand. She looks calculated, I know that look. Second, Depp's lawyers need to tell him to STFU and not ramble while answering questions. Third, the text about hoping to find her dead corpse rotting in the trunk of a honda civic is hilarious. Last, she reminds me of my ex. Stone cold narcissistic evil bitch. Rooting for Johnny. Will he be able to make a career comeback after this?
April 20, 20223 yr Author So apparently she dropped a deuce in their bed. This chick is cray. Trial starting back up.
April 20, 20223 yr was really hoping the title would have been Herp vs Derp.... but I guess that wouldnt have been clear enough who was who
April 20, 20223 yr 11 minutes ago, Moby Ric said: So apparently she dropped a deuce in their bed. She's a Celtics fan?
April 20, 20223 yr Call me crazy but this trial is the reason Elon wanted to “buy Twitter” to distract from all the nonsense of being called as a potential witness during his elevator shenanigans with Amber.
April 20, 20223 yr I don’t even know what this case is about but it’s hard not to rubber neck a massive car wreck
April 20, 20223 yr Popular Post why isnt Depp in court dressed like Jack Sparrow? cuz i totally would, if i was him
April 20, 20223 yr I've been following bits and pieces of this as it has popped up in my reddit feed the past few days and she is stone cold crazy. Like lock her up and throw away the key crazy. Team Johnny all the way. I hate how he got hosed out of doing the last Fantastic Beasts movie. Love Mads, but Johnny was a much better fit for that role.
April 20, 20223 yr On team Johnny for this, but... Jesus...ol' Depp just a mumbling, stuttering little prick, ain't he?
April 20, 20223 yr 3 minutes ago, BabaYaga said: What's the old saying...no matter how hot she is..... id risk it
April 20, 20223 yr 7 minutes ago, BabaYaga said: Best 30 seconds of her life..... need more time than that to remove my robe and wizard hat
April 20, 20223 yr 12 minutes ago, 52-80 said: why isnt Depp in court dressed like Jack Sparrow? cuz i totally would, if i was him Amber Heard doesn’t want to dress up like Jack Sparrow to mock Johnny Depp. She’s fine just copying the suits & ties he wears to court. Depp lost his UK trial and she’s wearing a similar grey suit to rub it in his face. Then she wears the same tie the day after him. How many Gucci bee ties are really in circulation? Depp has a serious drug/alcohol problem, but Amber is the walking embodiment of Scientology with a pussy. Anyone with a crazy ex spouse knows how these people operate. I’m glad they didn’t have any kids together.
April 20, 20223 yr 3 minutes ago, MrBig said: Amber Heard doesn’t want to dress up like Jack Sparrow to mock Johnny Depp. She’s fine just copying the suits & ties he wears to court. Depp lost his UK trial and she’s wearing a similar grey suit to rub it in his face. Then she wears the same tie the day after him. How many Gucci bee ties are really in circulation? Depp has a serious drug/alcohol problem, but Amber is the walking embodiment of Scientology with a pussy. Anyone with a crazy ex spouse knows how these people operate. I’m glad they didn’t have any kids together. w. t. f.
April 20, 20223 yr Author Fecal "delivery" nice. She blames it on the dogs, He says no way. Clearly she left him a growler on the bed. I mean it was after their mexican food birthday dinner. That can make for some interesting mornings.
April 20, 20223 yr 54 minutes ago, After irth said: Jesus...ol' Depp just a mumbling, stuttering little prick, ain't he? But you HAVE heard of him.
April 20, 20223 yr Seems like two toxic people who probably deserved each other. But it also seems like she's the next-level batshit crazy of the two, and I wouldn't believe anything she told me about anything.
April 20, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, After irth said: On team Johnny for this, but... Jesus...ol' Depp just a mumbling, stuttering little prick, ain't he? He never rid himself of Hunter Thompson.
April 20, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, After irth said: On team Johnny for this, but... Jesus...ol' Depp just a mumbling, stuttering little prick, ain't he? That may be but if Hunter Thompson thought him good enough to live with him, blow shit up at Owl Farm, loan his signature patchwork jacket and portray him in a movie…then he is alright in my book.
April 20, 20223 yr 8 minutes ago, Deej said: He never rid himself of Hunter Thompson. Bill Murray has actually said that about HST…to the effect of ‘be careful, it’s infectious and that character becomes part of you’.
April 20, 20223 yr Yep. His cast mates on SNL said he was unbearable after filming "Where the Buffalo Roam". He was still in Hunter character and it was wearing on everyone.
April 20, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Moby Ric said: So apparently she dropped a deuce in their bed. This chick is cray.
April 20, 20223 yr 19 minutes ago, clapclapclap said: Did they ever scissor? How could they scissor if she allegedly threw a vodka bottle at him and severed the tip of his finger?
April 20, 20223 yr after all of this shit is brought to light, there still will be a dipshit dude who tries to have a relationship with her. to him i say, get anal while you can. cause it will go to shit anyway.
April 20, 20223 yr 3 hours ago, Homercles said: That may be but if Hunter Thompson thought him good enough to live with him, blow shit up at Owl Farm, loan his signature patchwork jacket and portray him in a movie…then he is alright in my book. Johnny said the first night he stayed at the Owl Farm, Hunter put him up in his basement. He lit a cigarette and noticed the ashtray was sitting on a nightstand that was a crate of dynamite. Lulz. Edited April 20, 20223 yr by Deej
April 20, 20223 yr Ms. Heard was 33.3% of that 3 way that included Elon Musk and Carla Devine, right?
April 20, 20223 yr Amber Heard was born in Austin. Way to go Texas.Yes. Thankfully, Texas had zero history of producing batshit crazy women before her.
April 20, 20223 yr 15 minutes ago, Parliament said: Ms. Heard was 33.3% of that 3 way that included Elon Musk and Carla Devine, right? I’m sure Elon is interested in buying out certain parts of this 3-way to gain control over the narrative.
April 20, 20223 yr Ms. Heard was 33.3% of that 3 way that included Elon Musk and Carla Devine, right?Which, if that is true…..Elon is approaching GOAT status. Cara Delevigne is….quite something.
April 20, 20223 yr I never knew Johnny was so dumb sounding. I mean most actors aren't highly intelligent, but they are usually quite articulate and assured enough to come across as smart. He doesn't seem prepared for this as well has he should be. He did score a couple of points against the male lawyer imo though.
April 20, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Parliament said: Ms. Heard was 33.3% of that 3 way that included Elon Musk and Carla Devine, right? Elon was 33.3% of the 3 way with Fitlump and Romeo Rose.
April 20, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said: I'd let her shit in my bed for sure. After the buttsecks of course
April 20, 20223 yr 57 minutes ago, longhornmatt said: Is it just me, or are these two kind of looking rough for Hollywood sex symbols? I know he’s old and she’s psychotic, but still. Back in my day when everything was better, I walked through 6 miles of snow every day and Cindy Crawford and Richard Gere looked fabulous at their divorce! I also wasn’t expecting Depp to be so inarticulate. Is he trying to play up the damaged / abused man angle or something? I mean, Heard is clearly a psycho and I lean toward siding with him, but it’s still hard for me to believe someone with his career basically can’t communicate with people in real life.
April 20, 20223 yr She was hitting him, not punching him. Classic battered multimillionaire syndrome.
April 20, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, burntorangebongos said: I never knew Johnny was so dumb sounding. I mean most actors aren't highly intelligent, but they are usually quite articulate and assured enough to come across as smart. He doesn't seem prepared for this as well has he should be. He did score a couple of points against the male lawyer imo though. 1 hour ago, longhornmatt said: I also wasn’t expecting Depp to be so inarticulate. Is he trying to play up the damaged / abused man angle or something? I mean, Heard is clearly a psycho and I lean toward siding with him, but it’s still hard for me to believe someone with his career basically can’t communicate with people in real life. Depp always had an Ozzy Osbourne vibe to me. Or maybe “this is your brain on drugs “. Edited April 20, 20223 yr by TexasEd
April 21, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, Brisketexan said: Which, if that is true…..Elon is approaching GOAT status. Cara Delevigne is….quite something. The A-list trio hooked up at Depp's downtown LA penthouse in late 2016 after Heard split from the Pirates of the Caribbean star, according to a new deposition from a friend and former neighbor. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8426719/Cara-Delevingne-three-way-affair-Amber-Heard-Elon-Musk.html
April 21, 20223 yr Did Cara come through the back door? Because I don’t see any elevator action aside from Elon and Amber.
April 21, 20223 yr 6 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said: was really hoping the title would have been Herp vs Derp.... but I guess that wouldnt have been clear enough who was who Hep vs Depp
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