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1 hour ago, TexasEd said:

 

Depp always had an Ozzy Osbourne vibe to me. Or maybe “this is your brain on drugs “. 

What?  These three gentlemen look perfectly sober snd stable 

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2 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

I never knew Johnny was so dumb sounding. I mean most actors aren't highly intelligent, but they are usually quite articulate and assured enough to come across as smart. He doesn't seem prepared for this as well has he should be. He did score a couple of points against the male lawyer imo though. 

he's always been a horrible interviewee... he was on Letterman and maybe Leno or Conan back in the day...mumbling, boring as hell, not at all charismatic, which honestly made me respect him more as an actor bc he couldn't be more different IRL.

#teamdepp

10 minutes ago, mchookem said:

he's always been a horrible interviewee... he was on Letterman and maybe Leno or Conan back in the day...mumbling, boring as hell, not at all charismatic, which honestly made me respect him more as an actor bc he couldn't be more different IRL.

#teamdepp

I was thinking the same thing. He was a flop in every interview I've seen him do.

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52 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:


 

 


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Amber Turd?

1 hour ago, mchookem said:

he's always been a horrible interviewee... he was on Letterman and maybe Leno or Conan back in the day...mumbling, boring as hell, not at all charismatic, which honestly made me respect him more as an actor bc he couldn't be more different IRL.

#teamdepp

I think I've only read his interviews, about Brando, about his prep for roles and he seemed intelligent enough in print. I guess I never caught a televised interview of him. Huh. He is a musician and he seems to have a lot of friends so I am surprised by this.  

4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Which, if that is true…..Elon is approaching GOAT status. Cara Delevigne is….quite something.

Especially when she was dating Ashley Benson. Fucking fireball. 

Amber Heard and Kanye should date and have cameras everywhere. If I'm gonna watch a train wreck, I want it to be a big one, with explosions and bodies in the trees. 

8 hours ago, MrBig said:

Amber Heard doesn’t want to dress up like Jack Sparrow to mock Johnny Depp. She’s fine just copying the suits & ties he wears to court. Depp lost his UK trial and she’s wearing a similar grey suit to rub it in his face. Then she wears the same tie the day after him. How many Gucci bee ties are really in circulation? Depp has a serious drug/alcohol problem, but Amber is the walking embodiment of Scientology with a pussy. Anyone with a crazy ex spouse knows how these people operate. I’m glad they didn’t have any kids together.

 

She's not a Scientologist. STFU with that stupid bullshit. She's just a crazy bitch. 

5 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

Amber Heard was born in Austin.  

Seriously? Are there really people on this thread too fucking dumb to know that?

7 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

She's not a Scientologist. STFU with that stupid bullshit. She's just a crazy bitch. 

I’m not saying she’s a Scientologist. I’m saying that her pussy has the same grip on men that Scientology has on its believers. 

5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Cara Delevigne is….quite something.

Yeah, she's a weird looking dyke.

Cara is a beautiful specimen. Same with that vampire lesbo movie chick. 

4 hours ago, mchookem said:

he's always been a horrible interviewee... he was on Letterman and maybe Leno or Conan back in the day...mumbling, boring as hell, not at all charismatic, which honestly made me respect him more as an actor bc he couldn't be more different IRL.

#teamdepp

The Bill Belicheck of acting. 

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I’m pretty sure Heard is crazy, manipulative, and a liar, but at the end of all this I hope Depp ends up in jail for his portrayal of Willy Wonka.

2 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

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yeah but she could fake orgasms w/ me all night...as long as she didn't know where I live

Thought this was funny. The entire trial transcript probably has a bunch of gold:

"Johnny Depp chuckled when the court in his defamation trial against ex-wife Amber Heard was shown a text in which he told his nurse Debbie Lloyd that “you can give me some morphine to see if my tongue and penis touch”.

The text was part of an apology after Mr Depp had refused to see Ms Lloyd or anyone else earlier that same day."

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This trial has tons of fodder for the internets.  Memes galore.

Is it streaming today?  Thought it would start at 9am.

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Lawyer reading an email from Johnny Depp to Elton John describing his ex as a french cunt.

Lawyer:  Did I read that right?

JD: Yes, very well.

Lulz

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Text from Depp to his assistant.

'Hey man, I'm drunk and I just trashed my hotel room.  There are hookers and animals in here.'

This guy is becoming a hero on the stand before my eyes.

6 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

Text from Depp to his assistant.

'Hey man, I'm drunk and I just trashed my hotel room.  There are hookers and animals in here.'

This guy is becoming a hero on the stand before my eyes.

If that doesn't become the Surly motto, there is no God.

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If you are not watching this cross examination you are missing out.  JD on a plane from Boston to LA with half a bottle of whiskey, 2 bottles of champagne, 1000 red bulls and vodka, and some powder.  

And he is going back and forth with the lawyer about what is and what is not a blackout.  

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JD "When you are taking oxy codeine you really don't have time to drink."

Based on the last 5-6 posts definitely Team Depp.

JD is a dream witness/client.  Acting chops on display (not to suggest he isn't telling the truth).  But he pauses, he speaks slowly, and he's thus far, unflappable.  The reactions from AH would cause me, were I a juror, not to be too sympathetic to her. 

15 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

Yeah, she's a weird looking dyke.

Eyes of an angry dude.

7 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Eyes of an angry dude.

Yeah, I think she's stunning, so good on Elon:

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26 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Eyes of an angry dude.

My favorite Billy Idol song.

1 minute ago, Steel Shank said:

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Don't think he can pull off the sparkly dress as well....but, I mean......I'm willing to give him a chance.

“If she didn’t shit, you must acquit.”

56 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yeah, I think she's stunning, so good on Elon:

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This is the expression of every chick that got pissed off when you accidently got some jizz on her face/hand/leg. Like you committed a war crime or something.  That's my ex-wife's tribe, so I'll pass.

7 minutes ago, Sandman said:

This is the expression of every chick that got pissed off when you accidently got some jizz on her face/hand/leg. Like you committed a war crime or something.  That's my ex-wife's tribe, so I'll pass.

Yeah......I like 'em mean.  I can handle it.

20 hours ago, MrBig said:

She was hitting him, not punching him. Classic battered multimillionaire syndrome. 

 

 

How is that they both sound like they learned English when they moved here from Bratislava on their 14th birthday?

8 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Wait, wut?

Fuck. Throw both of them in jail.

10 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Wait, wut?

You stole my story Mr. Rainey

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Yeah, I think she's stunning, so good on Elon:

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Yeah, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers and getting crumbs dropping a duece in bed

I totally get Depp's humor in his text messages, but my god they sure don't help him in a trial like this

11 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

I totally get Depp's humor in his text messages, but my god they sure don't help him in a trial like this

Did he joke about her weight gain?  "Time to thin the Heard"?

Nah. Stuff like drowning and burning her like a witch, hookers and animals in the hotel and sacrificing them for sustenance, etc. They're so over the top and hyperbolic at times. If taken literally, they look really bad. I just don't take a lot of them literally.

 

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Depp just cracks me up with how unshaken he is on the stand.  Lawyer shows a video of him drunk in the morning and "assaulting some cabinets" cursing pours a "mega pint" of wine and being over all nuts.  Video ends and the next shot is JD sitting there on the stand looking calm as fuck and then asks.  "Do we have a date on this?"

2 hours ago, Sandman said:

This is the expression of every chick that got pissed off when you accidently got some jizz on her face/hand/leg. Like you committed a war crime or something.  That's my ex-wife's tribe, so I'll pass.

"Accidentally"

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