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3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

One of the most gorgeous women I've ever known was named Amber.  I was nuts for her, never even got close to it.  A friend did, and she was quite enthusiastic about her time with him.  And now, she's an obnoxious vapid Jesus freak.  Still a smoke show, though.

Not sure if it holds true everywhere, but in my life experience I’ve never come across a Monica who wasn’t a pure smoke sex pot.  There were two I knew here in SA during HS - One who went to Churchill named Monica Buck and another named Monica Brant.
 

Here’s a pic of the latter…

 

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She got into body building big time.  Got pretty successfully with it, but I liked the pre-yoked up Monica much better.

‘Here’s where she went though…

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I liked this Monica from the early gym days…

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28 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

I think I'd like to take a whiff of her asshole.

Before or after she shits on your bed?

7 minutes ago, Deej said:

Before or after she shits on your bed?

After a shit/shower/shave.

44 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

I think I'd like to take a whiff of her asshole.

She might take a whiff of yours. 

Amber’s the kinda broad where you wake up in the bathtub with both kidneys missing, no stitches, and no note with 911 advice.

1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

I think I'd like to take a whiff of her asshole.

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12 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Amber’s the kinda broad where you wake up in the bathtub with both kidneys missing, no stitches, and no note with 911 advice.

She’s more like the type who leaves you with one kidney, let’s you heal, is nice to you to snake her way back into your life, gets close to your circle of friends, then picks off their kidneys one by one before finishing you off and stealing the other kidney.

5 minutes ago, MrBig said:

She’s more like the type who leaves you with one kidney, let’s you heal, is nice to you to snake her way back into your life, gets close to your circle of friends, then picks off their kidneys one by one before finishing you off and stealing the other kidney.

I see we have dated the same types.

19 minutes ago, MrBig said:

She’s more like the type who leaves you with one kidney, let’s you heal, is nice to you to snake her way back into your life, gets close to your circle of friends, then picks off their kidneys one by one before finishing you off and stealing the other kidney.

I love her. 

Just now, Deej said:

I love her. 

Wheelhouse!!!

32 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Oops, wrong thread

Still some of the funniest shit out there. It's never wrong.

16 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Still some of the funniest shit out there. It's never wrong.

Gagree 

16 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:


Ok then.

 

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I don’t get why it’s in Arabic but Amber needs to take acting lessons from this piece of shit if she wants more sympathy from the jury.

 

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Defense objecting everything.  Old lady lawyer is getting flustered.

Also this Kate lady is going to sue Amber Heard for the "she drinks on the job" comment.

18 hours ago, Cajun said:

Heard is the very definition of crazy pussy.

That said, she is a full-on smoke show and it might just be worth it.

You know, in theory.

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Her looks are fading though.

20 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Her looks are fading though.

That's when the real crazy is going to come out. Women that trade on their looks all their lives don't do well when the looks fade. 

36 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

That's when the real crazy is going to come out. Women that trade on their looks all their lives don't do well when the looks fade. 

Yeah, but what do you know about that anyway?

1 hour ago, Johnny Sack said:

Her looks are fading though.

I think she looks better now than she's ever looked.

To each his own.

8 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

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I'll believe it when pics are posted...

56 minutes ago, Cajun said:

I think she looks better now than she's ever looked.

To each his own.

 

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1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

 

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Not quite catching the meaning.  

Cinical "sure" because you think she doesn't look better or because you think I'm lying?

3 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Not quite catching the meaning.  

Cinical "sure" because you think she doesn't look better or because you think I'm lying?

Sure in that she doesn’t look better imo. But the fake crying without tears on the stand doesn’t help and screwy court outfits she’s been wearing. Again just my opinion but I don’t think she’s that pretty anymore…

i can’t wait for Johnny’s attorneys to cross…

Quoting from a damn movie and a creepy one at that…she really is BPD…not a clue that there are people with half a brain listening to her bullshit and not buying a damn word or gesture…or her evidence…

 

10 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

i can’t wait for Johnny’s attorneys to cross…

Quoting from a damn movie and a creepy one at that…she really is BPD…not a clue that there are people with half a brain listening to her bullshit and not buying a damn word or gesture…or her evidence…

 

I haven’t seen the testimony to verify but please please be true about plagiarizing the Talented Mr Ripley lol

12 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

I haven’t seen the testimony to verify but please please be true about plagiarizing the Talented Mr Ripley lol

I didn’t get to see her testimony either so who knows if she actually said all that. That would be hilarious though…his very “ardent” supporters are claiming her testimony is full of movie quotes. Oh well. The whole trial is sort of fascinating and sad and weird. I will say that I don’t find her to be credible at all but that’s just me…

33 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Sure in that she doesn’t look better imo. But the fake crying without tears on the stand doesn’t help and screwy court outfits she’s been wearing. Again just my opinion but I don’t think she’s that pretty anymore…

I gotcha.  
 

I guess I shoulda said - To each her own.

Movie quotes? If that was Nicole, she'd be quoting the Urban Meyer thread on the stand. 

30 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

i can’t wait for Johnny’s attorneys to cross…

Quoting from a damn movie and a creepy one at that…she really is BPD…not a clue that there are people with half a brain listening to her bullshit and not buying a damn word or gesture…or her evidence…

 

Having some experience w/a borderline personality disorder female I’d say Amber rings just about every single bell.

3 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Having some experience w/a borderline personality disorder female I’d say Amber rings just about every single bell.

It's pretty hot, isn't it?

3 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Having some experience w/a borderline personality disorder female I’d say Amber rings just about every single bell.

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