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Cake, please.

Well we're OUT of cake!  We only had three bits and we didn't expect such a rush!

Uh, death, please. No, cake! Cake! Cake, sorry. Sorry...

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1 hour ago, RPM said:

Uh, death, please. No, cake! Cake! Cake, sorry. Sorry...

Ah ah!  You said death first!

Oh alright.  You're lucky I'm Church of England.

That bit and "But do you have a flag" are really good.  

That bit and "But do you have a flag" are really good.  

No flag no country according to the rules I just made up.

Ciao…

we're gonna change your name Jerry, it's the name that's the problem! 

 

You think we all live in castles. And we do all live in castles. We got a castle each. We’re up to here with fuckin’ castles.

We just long for a bungalow or something.

I'm an action transvestite, actually, as well as being an executive transvestite. I'm an action transvestite! ‘Cause it's running, jumping, climbing trees, you know. So I went snowboarding when I was in Aspen. And you look cool when you snowboard, you just look cool, you know? You cannot but look cool ‘cause you're nailed to a fucking plank of wood. As long as you're vertical, you're going, "Hey, yes!" 

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Yes, the Force is really rather strong with you.

Well how strong?

Uh, as strong as a small pony.

you're Jeff Vader?

no, Darth, I'm Darth Vader!

well you still need to use a tray.

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