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WTF! Human faced cow worshipped as a god. India of course.

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https://www.indiatoday.in/fyi/story/up-muzaffarnagar-cow-calf-human-face-incarnation-hindu-god-lord-vishnu-981245-2017-06-06 

WTF picture is in the link.

 

A deformed calf was born in the village of Pachenda, Muzaffarnagar in Uttar Pradesh. The calf was born with human-like head and is being treated as a manifestation of Lord Vishnu.

The deformed calf has a mouth and a pair of eyes and ears which are human-like.

The newborn calf died shortly after coming to this world but was put on display as hundreds of locals from villages around have gathered to pay their respects to the calf which is hailed as an incarnation of Lord Vishnu - Gokaran.

 

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1 minute ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Mother of god !!!

no. it's only lord vishnu.

Where the fuck is its hair?

back on hornfans.com, a cow-faced human was worshipped as moderator

I thought she was just a cow-faced cow?

So god came down to earth as a cow this time? I for one welcome our new Cattlelic Church overlords. 

You must be new to Indian attitude to objects of reverence. This is very typical; anything and everything, from people to mounds of clay, are all a fair game for their 15 minutes of divinity.

 

23 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

So god came down to earth as a cow this time? I for one welcome our new Cattlelic Church overlords. 

Talk about eating the body of Christ 

7 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

they are calling that "human-like?"

 

 

That is straight up island of dr Moreau shit.

1 hour ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Makes me wonder what is Quaid up to these days?

Open your mind

Ok, that first pic is honestly wtf, but in the better pics you actually can see more of a human resemblance, even if it's only sightly:

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So you’re telling me 9-10 months ago there was an aggy cultural visit to that area?

Paternity tests at the entrance to Kyle Field should sort this out

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If a virgin can give birth to a water walking, magic food and wine producing diety after a man was given laws of human nature from a bush that's on fire why can't a deformed cow who immediately died be a god?

Religion. What ya gonna do

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Vishnu really smiles with his eyes.

20 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

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Is that really from a harry potter movie? wtf? I saw pieces of the first three, but based on potter's age, shit must have gotten real weird in the later installments.

 

 

53 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

Is that really from a harry potter movie? wtf? I saw pieces of the first three, but based on potter's age, shit must have gotten real weird in the later installments.

 

 

Yeah, not so much troll boogers sorting hats and little kid humor in the last three.  Just real dark shit. 

On 4/21/2022 at 3:32 PM, Onboard 2.0 said:

Mother of god !!!

More like son of Indian aggy.

On 4/21/2022 at 4:15 PM, AeroHorn said:

You must be new to Indian attitude to objects of reverence. This is very typical; anything and everything, from people to mounds of clay, are all a fair game for their 15 minutes of divinity.

 

Beats Christ’s face on a tortilla.

On 4/21/2022 at 3:25 PM, Parliament said:

Don't click this:

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Looks like aggy have moved on from sheep to cattle....

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

More like son of Indian aggy.

You UT guys are hard on the aggy.

2 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Looks like aggy have moved on from sheep to cattle....

Hmmm...that thing does bear a resemblance to Cletus.  Only things missing are the overalls and the dialogue bubble saying, "Furk".

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