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4 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

 

 

for me the pic I remember most from your entire posting history at the other site was when you were told you needed to check out the hotel room after one of the GGW girls claimed she was a squirter....

 

and the look on your face in that pic when they caught you just as you walked into that room....

 

that was fucking priceless.

 

 

a man has never seen such carnage in a room before.

There's a prettt disgusting porn video of that chick throwing up all over the place like that scene from Family Guy.

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I recall a pretty hot scene of some drunk chick getting banged at a party on Mardi Gras. It didn’t take me too long to search it out. Anyone remember her?

 

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6 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

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I see you took a little friendly fire in the shoulder there. Heroes don't always wear capes

51 minutes ago, BrickTop said:


Is Henry Ari Gold?
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Nah. He’s the guy from Beautiful Girls. 419E0881-00C8-4F11-B926-04D48E61DDD4.jpeg.465ad921376531703bbd229d4266f781.jpeg

8 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

I see you took a little friendly fire in the shoulder there. Heroes don't always wear capes

everyone always says that, but it's inaccurate, thank god.

that's makeup from one of our promo models.  they applied it to cover a tattoo she had on the back of her shoulder, and she kept leaning back on me while we waited.

i should call her.

16 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

Documentary commercials airing nonstop during NBA playoffs.

Wait people watch the NBA?

8 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Wait people watch the NBA?

i certainly don't.  but i hear things.

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Well that’s disappointing. I thought there would be a chick involved.

And less arm sweat.

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I recall a pretty hot scene of some drunk chick getting banged at a party on Mardi Gras. It didn’t take me too long to search it out. Anyone remember her?

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"I just came twice in row".  IIRC.

What about the one with the big titty girl in the library?

 

6 minutes ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

"I just came twice in row".  IIRC.

What about the one with the big titty girl in the library?

 

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24 minutes ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

"I just came twice in row".  IIRC.

What about the one with the big titty girl in the library?

Do you mean Kendra Sunderland in the Oregon State library?

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That wasn’t GGW. She dropped out of school and went into porn. As far as I know that’s her real name and she’s still going by it. She’s still pretty hot. And while Hanna Hilton got a good boob job, both Casada’s and Kendra’s are real. (As far as I know, Casada only had a brief career but it should be easy to find Kendra’s work.)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2942663/Oregon-State-library-girl-beaks-silence-campus-porn-video-saying-parents-upset-s-not-working-crappy-minimum-wage-job.html

Here’s Kendra’s Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/ksunderland_official

Edited by WhatTheBuck

I have a feeling some of you are about to get a flashing envelope next to your name.

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6 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

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I love your standup

 

 

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5 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

a few years later we went to vegas for avn's

Was this when you announced on shaggy that you had Gauge’s phone number?

24 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Was this when you announced on shaggy that you had Gauge’s phone number?

that was actually a different year, but yes.

That squirter picture is so damn funny because all three of you have completely different expressions of "Wow!"

Wasn't there also a pic of the couch too?

15 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

That squirter picture is so damn funny because all three of you have completely different expressions of "Wow!"

Wasn't there also a pic of the couch too?

there's a pic with her on the couch, but that's not entirely appropriate.

there's a pic with her on the couch, but that's not entirely appropriate.

Did your forget where you were? This thread should be moved so you can.

Wasn't Joe in some kind of trouble, where he couldn't come back to the States, or some shit? Or was it a particular state? I thought he had to hole up not get thrown in the joint.

Move this mother fucker so the man can do some work.

1 minute ago, Hate said:

Move this mother fucker so the man can do some work.

there's one pic and it's been seen by plenty.

i don't even go on that other board.

Exactly.  I've been on Shaggy\Surly for 13 years and somehow missed this pic. 

15 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Do you mean Kendra Sunderland in the Oregon State library?

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That wasn’t GGW. She dropped out of school and went into porn. As far as I know that’s her real name and she’s still going by it. She’s still pretty hot. And while Hanna Hilton got a good boob job, both Casada’s and Kendra’s are real. (As far as I know, Casada only had a brief career but it should be easy to find Kendra’s work.)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2942663/Oregon-State-library-girl-beaks-silence-campus-porn-video-saying-parents-upset-s-not-working-crappy-minimum-wage-job.html

Here’s Kendra’s Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/ksunderland_official

Not this, but some great info here.

I wasn't staying true to GGW, more of a "porn available on Kazaa, imesh, scour, at the time" sort of thought.  

Its not a case of just one or two girls being in the videos and then doing adult entertainment later. I thought it was countless girls over the years.

13 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

there's a pic with her on the couch, but that's not entirely appropriate.

 

 

blondo on a beige'ish couch if I remember correctly

21 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

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You sounded a little taller on the internet.

18 minutes ago, trza-hawk said:

Its not a case of just one or two girls being in the videos and then doing adult entertainment later. I thought it was countless girls over the years.

I assumed some/many of the girls in their content were hired models to be sure to have sufficient content and also to prime the pump for the real random drunk girls that would see them and decide to do it too. 
 

and a girl that would take that kind of gig is already 2/3 of the way to doing porn. 

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18 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

Is she saying "pay up" at the end there?

 

 

 

Still not sure. I should probably watch it another 18,000 times to make sure. 

One of my favorite random internet gifs. 

14 hours ago, jetsfan76 said:

Wasn't Joe in some kind of trouble, where he couldn't come back to the States, or some shit? Or was it a particular state? I thought he had to hole up not get thrown in the joint.

he's in punta mita, he cannot return to the states at all.

14 hours ago, Hate said:

Exactly.  I've been on Shaggy\Surly for 13 years and somehow missed this pic. 

pm sent.

2 hours ago, Smax said:

blondo on a beige'ish couch if I remember correctly

you are correct, sir.

2 hours ago, RPM said:

You sounded a little taller on the internet.

i'm 5'9".  reggie is not very much taller than me, but i was definitely doing my tilted shitfaced pose.

 

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I assumed some/many of the girls in their content were hired models to be sure to have sufficient content and also to prime the pump for the real random drunk girls that would see them and decide to do it too. 
 

and a girl that would take that kind of gig is already 2/3 of the way to doing porn. 

there were very few, if any, 'hired' girls to go wild.  we did not travel with chicks on the bus.  otherwise you would see the same girls over and over in the videos, and that kinda kills the point.  if we found girls in the club or on spring break or whatever and the camera guys felt like they could get more shit done in private, then they were offered money to come do more stuff.  the regular flashing/making out chicks were given either a tank top (created by joe's old asst) or a trucker hat (created by me).

my least favorite person at the company swore up and down that the trucker hats were a bad idea and would be a waste of money and nobody would care.  he said they were "white trash" and i agreed and said "we were a white trash brand" and trucker hats were making a comeback anyway.  when they blew up (mardi gras/spring break 2003) it was very satisfying for me, and joe pretty harshly dressed him down in front of a large group of people.

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and to add, our publicist gave david spade a care package around 2003 filled with dvds and trucker hats.  he then gave some of them to jennifer aniston to give to brad pitt as part of a "gag birthday gift".  and then brad pitt wore one while on location filming troy.  it was big for us at the time.

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49 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

and to add, our publicist gave david spade a care package around 2003 filled with dvds and trucker hats.  he then gave some of them to jennifer aniston to give to brad pitt as part of a "gag birthday gift".  and then brad pitt wore one while on location filming troy.  it was big for us at the time.

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This before or after a HF/Shaggy resident aviator saw Brad giving Jen the old brown eye

24 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

This before or after a HF/Shaggy resident aviator saw Brad giving Jen the old brown eye

lol good question. prob around the same time. 

being a super douche narcissist isn't a crime in itself, so what did Joe Francis do wrong really? How is he suppose to know if a girl is 17 or 18? Nevertheless, the cartel in Mexico should take him for ransom and chop him to pieces and upload. 

Secondly, it's astonishing the dropoff in quality of very hot 19 year old girls to 35 now. That blonde chik with ugly tats is outright hideous now. 

Didn’t Brooke Burke fuck one of your friends?

Pretty sure this is true. It was the photog for “Wild On” or whatever that E show was. They fucked out of general boredom or something. Brooke Burke is on my spank bank Mt Rushmore.
9 hours ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

 

Secondly, it's astonishing the dropoff in quality of very hot 19 year old girls to 35 now. That blonde chik with ugly tats is outright hideous now. 

 

Going wild takes a toll on the body.

On 4/22/2022 at 2:28 PM, henrygandorf said:

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This is my favorite picture of HG. Never forget when he posted this the first time.

The sheer look of "what the fuck?" cracks me up

While I was searching for Mardi Gras girl, I came across this pic. I don’t know where it’s from. Is that Selena Gomez second from the left?

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The answer is yes. It’s from the movie Spring Breakers. I couldn’t use the “Search Google for this image” function without actually posting it.

Edited by WhatTheBuck

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

While I was searching for Mardi Gras girl, I came across this pic. I don’t know where it’s from. Is that Selena Gomez second from the left?

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The answer is yes. It’s from the movie Spring Breakers. I couldn’t use the “Search Google for this image” function without actually posting it.

It's an insanely weird and dumb movie, but does have a few good scenes if you like her a lot. 

19 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

It's an insanely weird and dumb movie, but does have a few good scenes if you like her a lot. 

I’m indifferent. I’ve seen her bare breasts, though, and there’s nothing wrong with that. Apparently that’s Vanessa Hudgeons to her right? I’ve seen her look better, especially in the leaked photos from The Fappening. She must be wearing some sort of wonder bra in that pic.

It seems, though, that Selena is battling some weight issues these days. I’ve seen her look kind of chunky. But I’ve also seen her looking like she’s battling back.

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3 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I’m indifferent. I’ve seen her bare breasts, though, and there’s nothing wrong with that. Apparently that’s Vanessa Hudgeons to her right? I’ve seen her look better, especially in the leaked photos from The Fappening. She must be wearing some sort of wonder bra in that pic.

It seems, though, that Selena is battling some weight issues these days. I’ve seen her look kind of chunky. But I’ve also seen her looking like she’s battling back.

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She did have the lupus and had to receive a kidney transplant so I'll cut her a little slack.

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