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#7252

We know that it’s easy to leave the sec. if aggy does it, what kind of knife fight would osu and tech get into to take their place?

I wish they could go nuts and bring in a second school for all states but even if that was under consideration who do they take from Missouri, Georgia and Louisiana?  

#7254
Just now, bad_teammate said:

Seriously, one of the most infuriating things for Aggies right now has to be how unimpressed we are with the SEC as we seem poised to enter

Now would be the perfect time for us to be expressing some feeling like we "made it" or something; that this is a victory. But all we have is the confident assurance that we're swinging dicks and more important than any conference we might join. It's everything they hate about us and I absolutely love every second

We aren’t going to the SEC to make friends. Or to be “equals.” We aren’t subservient people. 

We’re going to the SEC to represent the state of Texas. And to win. 

No, it doesn’t mean more to us. 

We’re Texas.

Now, let’s start talking schedules.  

#7257
1 minute ago, maninblack said:

If they shot themselves in the dick over this it'd be an all timer. 

I...just can't, it would be too precious

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#7260
2 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

Aggy is the side chick that thinks he cares or is going to leave his wife.  

the analogy I was using at work today, yep

"But I let him do <X> in bed! He HAS to stay with me!"

lol A&M that ain't how shit works. It's the opposite

#7262
3 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

We aren’t going to the SEC to make friends. Or to be “equals.” We aren’t subservient people. 

We’re going to the SEC to represent the state of Texas. And to win. 

No, it doesn’t mean more to us. 

We’re Texas.

Now, let’s start talking schedules.  

I don't even care if we lose

Fuck you, We're Texas

I'll live 0-12 year after year before I start trying to bask in anyone else's glory

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#7264

No. Fucking. Way. This is too good to be true. Texas in the SEC while A&M runs off to another conference is borderline erotic. 

#7266
1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And golf

They "only" have 3 in golf. They must have a fuckton of wrestling.

#7267

I am sitting here thinking there is no fucking ways those idiots could try to leave the SEC because Texas and OU are joining...  That would be like something out of the Idiocracy movie.

Then it accept the fact that we are talking about aggy, so it is possible. Somebody needs to tell those morons that they are going to make things 10 times worse for themselves at this rate. The SEC is like the mafia, you start getting out of line within the family and someone is going to put you in your place.

 

Think things are bad now, wait till they now see the upcoming schedule that has all of the heavyweight they play all get byweeks before the game and all of them in a row..

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#7268

Aggy right now…

 

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 Other schools watching ATM melt down right now and trying to flirt with SEC

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#7272
1 minute ago, Pancho said:
Let's invite Florida st, Miami, clemson, ND, oh st, arky, uh, mizz, and Mich and everyone else to go to big12 and make our own super conference
 
 
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#7273
23 minutes ago, maninblack said:

I'm in between being impressed by the SEC leadership realizing the nature of aggy and keeping them in the dark OR not recognizing the crazy 10 years ago 

Oh the SEC recognized the crazy - but admitting Aggy was always a means to an end, which was getting a foothold in Texas for recruiting. 

Dealing with the cray cray was the price for getting access to Texas HS football (fuck the Brocks).  

#7274
1 minute ago, feces hurling monkey said:


36 I believe.


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We're just counting post '95 (I think?) but guessing they have quite a few of those 36 after that. 

#7279
6 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

No. Fucking. Way. This is too good to be true. Texas in the SEC while A&M runs off to another conference is borderline erotic. 

I don't think they're going anywhere.  they're looking to block this or sue....ok wait if they do this they may as well leave.

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#7280

This is like when the group of women who have been bravely supporting one of their girls who left her man realize that bitch is crazy and all those stories she told about the man are bullshit and he's a pretty good guy.  

 

#7281
So, either this is old and it already happened, they knew and hence the leak or they are truly aggie with dates.

Worst case scenario, it’s a typo. Who gives a shit? They’re fucking meeting to talk about a) suing the SEC, or b) leaving the SEC. Either way it’s gotdamn hilarious and pathetic…so, extremely on brand
#7284

The funniest part is those dumbfucks really believe the SEC “owes them because of loyalty” to not admit UT to the conference.  They truly think they run thangs over there.  Sooner or later, aggy will learn their true places in the CFB pecking order.  They have always thought they were in the same convo as UT, ou, Alabama, Ohio State, USC and they get mentioned in the same breath as Missouri, Souf Carolina, and Indiana. 

#7286
This might be the biggest Aggyjoke of them all. They are about to lose all respect and credibility from a national perspective. I hope this never ends[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

About to?
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#7289

Texas A&M leadership: “We need a strong, reasonable and appropriate response to this news.” 
 

Also Texas A&M leadership: 

 

 

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#7292
2 hours ago, Etexhorn13 said:

my FIL has some clout at UL… I showed him this and he said he’s texting the AD about it. Might be able to get some legit confirmation here. 

Narrator:  they said 'no thanks' 

#7293
1 minute ago, mchookem said:

this is all for show...

right??

 

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The issue I have is how is this going to "show" anything? Regardless of the strongly worded letter the Aggyland Karen BOR cheesecake club comes up with, they look like total fools.. Even more than normal..

 

This is literally insane...

 

And fuck I cant get enough of it..

 

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#7296
Just now, maninblack said:

I can’t believe we’ve gone from talking about the SEC adding TX/OU to who’s going to replace aggy in 3 days.

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Would this mean Texas and OU gets a vote in the process? If so, can we consider ISU?

#7297
I'm in between being impressed by the SEC leadership realizing the nature of aggy and keeping them in the dark OR not recognizing the crazy 10 years ago 
If any conference knows crazy when they see it, SEC is it. aggy played their role for a decade..opened up Texas and dutifully shilled the SEC narrative to anyone and everyone..and probably bought more SEC branded gear and trinkets than all the other schools combined.
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#7299
8 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

And I thought I was going to get some sleep tonight...

Shit, just poured 3 fingers of whiskey and lit up a stogey. This is gonna be fun for a while. 

#7300
30 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

This is really a new low for aggy

There are no new lows when your entire existence is rock bottom. 

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