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1 hour ago, dcbc said:

Surly, repeat after me.  We will not chant "SEC!"  One exception, we can do it with irony after we beat aggy.

And Piggy.

Remember the Texas Bowl!

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1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

Having to listen Finebaum will be a beating.  Just had a OK reporter on and he asked him asked “what about what y’all do in Dallas every year whatever y’all call it I don’t I don’t really care”

Who said you had to listen to him?

Just now, texifornia said:

Who said you had to listen to him?

Its in the rules of SECing, come on man.

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Has this been posted yet?

 

AMAZING!!!! So much better than the hitler reacts

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17 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Don't forget this

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In-N-Out and Potbelly’s are the only two to actually materialize. The rest? All bullshit. 

5 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Anyone get their official copy yet?

 

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Yeah, the "SEC Bagman Manual" looks as thick an unbridged english dictionary. Lulz.

Man we finally get a built in excuse for laying an egg in a bowl game. WEVE MADE IT YALL 

6 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

@immamac, are the Surly servers ready for the influx of SEC trolls when we do join? What are you doing to prevent the inbreds from hosing up the site with brother on sister porn?

New members must spend their first six weeks with only Cloak Room access.

7 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

@immamac, are the Surly servers ready for the influx of SEC trolls when we do join? What are you doing to prevent the inbreds from hosing up the site with brother on sister porn?

You forgot to mention the bestiality porn.

33 minutes ago, Daichee Bell said:

Every aggy I’ve spoken to over the last two days looks like they’ve taken a queef to the face.

 

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10 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

We have sheer “aggy genius.” In a panic, Alabama moved to keep the sleeping giant down. 

“Consider this possible line of thinking - adding t.u. and OU causes a situation where our 3 schools divide up recruits, thus keeping all 3 of us somewhat stifled relative to traditional SEC blue bloods (primarily Bama). As a result, 
they keep an edge on all 3 of us. Coincidence that this went down as A&M is creeping up on Bama? Maybe not.”

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3211505

The mental gymnastics of those delusional fucks almost has to be admired. While laughing hysterically 

15 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Yeah, but it was a recruiting tool for Baylor not so long ago.

They landed an In-n-Out, and had a Potbelly for a short while, but it tanked.  

That's it.

8 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Anyone get their official copy yet?

 

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1. "We didn't want to be there."

1 minute ago, Gidnik said:

Has this been posted yet?

 

Yes, a couple times, but a thousand times better than the lame Hitler video. 

2 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

In-N-Out and Potbelly’s are the only two to actually materialize. The rest? All bullshit. 

Alright... then that's definitely funny. 

Once I realized how angry Texas to the SEC made aggy, I switched to strongly in favor of Texas joining the SEC.

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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SEC sure is ugly.

4 minutes ago, Deej said:

New members must spend their first six weeks with only Cloak Room access.

just fucking disallow every last one of them.  kinda like how no one with half a brain watches espn for anything other than a game, the SEC is good for on the field match ups, that's it.  I have zero need to interact with any single living SEC fan that's not already here.  I'm serious. 

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2 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Irrelevant. They do not have the votes, and they don't have a quorum.

Just now, BachelorTrek said:

Irrelevant. They do not have the votes, and they don't have a quorum.

And we've got Power Wheels. Checkmate, bitches.

2 minutes ago, troph said:

just fucking disallow every last one of them.  kinda like how no one with half a brain watches espn for anything other than a game, the SEC is good for on the field match ups, that's it.  I have zero need to interact with any single living SEC fan that's not already here.  I'm serious.

fucking este

20 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

We have sheer “aggy genius.” In a panic, Alabama moved to keep the sleeping giant down. 

“Consider this possible line of thinking - adding t.u. and OU causes a situation where our 3 schools divide up recruits, thus keeping all 3 of us somewhat stifled relative to traditional SEC blue bloods (primarily Bama). As a result, 
they keep an edge on all 3 of us. Coincidence that this went down as A&M is creeping up on Bama? Maybe not.”

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3211505

Losing 52-24 is "creeping up" on Alabama?  I was about to say that's crazy, but I guess that's actually a pretty good result for them against Alabama, so I guess the ag is actually right.

8 minutes ago, n64ra said:

Once I realized how angry Texas to the SEC made aggy, I switched to strongly in favor of Texas joining the SEC.

Yeah same here.  I've been ambivalent about this potential move for the past decade, but now I'm strongly in favor of it.

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Alright... then that's definitely funny. 

Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog.  You understand it better, but it dies in the process.

2 hours ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

Corby the sports moron actually talked about this?  I kept checking in to 1310 from 4:30pm to 7:00pm and never heard anything about the story, and barely any sports.  Mostly just a bunch of Corby's lame takes on music.

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14 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

for a second there, i was wondering why Tony Danza was talking SEC football with Finebaum.

Danza’s face doesn’t resemble a lopsided Picasso painting 

2 minutes ago, troph said:

just fucking disallow every last one of them.  kinda like how no one with half a brain watches espn for anything other than a game, the SEC is good for on the field match ups, that's it.  I have zero need to interact with any single living SEC fan that's not already here.  I'm serious.

SVP at night is pretty good, E60, 30 for 30, Last Dance, I’d say a lot of people watch those….  But other then that you are right. 

55 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

This guy just wants to go on record in a “I’m giving her all she’s got captain” way to project an image of heroism in the face of a daunting Klingon attack against the mother ship Enterprise.

3 minutes ago, Saint Austin said:

And we've got Power Wheels. Checkmate, bitches.

And if MM ran against him and won, we’d still be ok.  Very very long game.

11 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

Has this been posted yet?

 

My Spanish isn't as good as it used to be, but I think he says "they're crying" at 1:47.  Perfect.

15 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Having to listen Finebaum will be a beating.  Just had a OK reporter on and he asked him asked “what about what y’all do in Dallas every year whatever y’all call it I don’t I don’t really care”

You couldn't pay me to listen to him.  Just like I will never register on SECRant or chant "SEC"x3 (outside of mocking aggy).

6 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

Irrelevant. They do not have the votes, and they don't have a quorum.

It's a meaningless act that says "hey we care, we really do. We tried.  Please re-elect me."  

6 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

Irrelevant. They do not have the votes, and they don't have a quorum.

Thanks, Dems. <noCR>

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

You couldn't pay me to listen to him.  Just like I will never register on SECRant or chant "SEC"x3 (outside of mocking aggy).

This. I'm treating this as if we're an independent that'll be playing annual games against the SEC. I'm definitely not making any effort to fit in with them.

 

4 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Losing 52-24 is "creeping up" on Alabama?  I was about to say that's crazy, but I guess that's actually a pretty good result for them against Alabama, so I guess the ag is actually right.

Ags won the first SEC matchup by 5 pts and then lost the next 7 by an average score of 43-21 (22 pt margin).  BUT BUT BUT they only lost by 19 last year.  I mean, I guess that might be considered "sneaking up".

10 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Do these fucking idiots not realize that this will all be over waaaaay before they could even get this bog roll to the house floor?

 

Tech, has a son that went to Tech, and TCU in case anyone is wondering the affiliation of the three legislators named in that tweet lol.
3 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

Irrelevant. They do not have the votes, and they don't have a quorum.

In what world would they not have the votes? They’ve already got 30 out of 83 R’s on board, no reason that won’t climb to 60 or 70 on that side alone. Add in just 10-15 dems and that’s well over half of the 150 total.

1 minute ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

This. I'm treating this as if we're an independent that'll be playing annual games against the SEC. I'm definitely not making any effort to fit in with them.

 

How’s it feel to be an independent, Longhorns?

hows it feel to be an asshole, aggy?

41 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Kayla has an OnlyFans.  

4 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

This guy just wants to go on record in a “I’m giving her all she’s got captain” way to project an image of heroism in the face of a daunting Klingon attack against the mother ship Enterprise.

Nah, Dominion attack.

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1 minute ago, Helobious said:

In what world would they not have the votes? They’ve already got 30 out of 83 R’s on board, no reason that won’t climb to 60 or 70 on that side alone. Add in just 10-15 dems and that’s well over half of the 150 total.

In the world where they won't actually TAKE A VOTE until the next legislative session.  In 2023.

 
Politicians need to stay the fuck out of this and worry about other more important shit.
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In what world would they not have the votes? They’ve already got 30 out of 83 R’s on board, no reason that won’t climb to 60 or 70 on that side alone. Add in just 10-15 dems and that’s well over half of the 150 total.

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1 minute ago, Helobious said:

In what world would they not have the votes? They’ve already got 30 out of 83 R’s on board, no reason that won’t climb to 60 or 70 on that side alone. Add in just 10-15 dems and that’s well over half of the 150 total.

I looked up the alma maters of EVERYONE in the TxLege, and this is the breakdown by everyone affected by this:

38 angry members (aggy/ksu/tcu/ku/bu/tech)

43 Texas members

The rest 100 of 181 members DON'T CARE!

 

YOU LOSE!

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