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I'm in between being impressed by the SEC leadership realizing the nature of aggy and keeping them in the dark OR not recognizing the crazy 10 years ago 

5 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

they don't even have to say anything, just the fact that it's public they're going to meet is funny as shit.

11 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Mayo is the fucking Devil

you bitch. 

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lol Aggy you cant make this stuff up 😂😂😂

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Just now, TexasMan said:

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Can someone tell me who this man's avatar is.  Asking for a friend.

2 minutes ago, Ewreck10 said:

Does anyone watch the NBA anymore?

I watched about 5 minutes of the finals but I'm a Rockets' fan so I hate basketball.

Everyone is telling Aggy “Bye, Felicia!”

4 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

Yeah, the SEC will end up telling aggie to fuck off, you're out Texas is in.  Aggie will then pout their way back to the Big 12 and call themselves the saviors of the Big 12, what they always wanted.  They will claim it was all an elaborate plot to get rid Texas out of the Big 12, and now they will be the name brand in the Big 12. They will finally be top dog at something.

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So your life's in the crapper, ATM. The SEC has been flirting with UT and OU behind your back for maybe a year and your wife is banging a used car salesman - it's humiliating, I know. But goddamnit, ATM take it like a man!

1 minute ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

lol Aggy you cant make this stuff up 😂😂😂

Holy shit. They just can’t help but show their ass. 

Just now, hookem48 said:

I watched about 5 minutes of the finals but I'm a Rockets' fan so I hate basketball.

I’m a Spurs fan, so I’m right there with you as of late.

3 minutes ago, Parliament said:

All in good fun, Guys:

 

It's not their best effort. 

I mistakenly called them an secrant video about a hunnert pages ago.

Totally missed on aggy. That's how aggy wants to see themselves. Not what's happening. They can't stop it. 

4 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Please please please get yourselves kicked out. It would be so glorious. 

god you’re an idiot. 

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1 minute ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

lol Aggy you cant make this stuff up 😂😂😂

Careful aggy.

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10 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

yeah, A&M, bite the hand that feeds that always works well

It's what aggy does best.

6 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

The only thing that can make this simulation any better would be for those aggie state reps to push through the law that would require legi approval for conference changes after we move to SEC, but before aggie can get out.  

12 minutes ago, CowtownHorn said:

Damn, maybe I won’t get any sleep. See some of the old UM thread night crew in here. Party is just starting.

Been going on for a few late nights...

 

Lots of us late night crew still scouring the interwebs..

 

What this really needs no is some flightaware tracking to really ramp this thing into overdrive

I’ll just say this - in the Texas/SEC entrance agreement there needs to be some language around the ratio of the size of the Texas logo to SEC logo shall be at least 10:1.  Aggy seems to have it at 1:1 if not 1:2. 

Just now, CowtownHorn said:

So if aggy leaves…who’s coming with us? Ok State?

Clemson or FL State.

Having a front row seat to John Sharp realizing he has the smallest dick in the room…..holy shit….what a week. What an off-season.

1 minute ago, CowtownHorn said:

So if aggy leaves…who’s coming with us? Ok State?

I'll allow it.  But I have a feeling it's just dumb shit like they're going to try and sue the SEC because...reasons.  IDGAF.

You know the prospect of joining the SEC was always unappealing to me. Now that we have the TexAggy melt to end all melts I'm ok with it.

I have always wanted to leave the BDF though once Nebraska bitched out

 

8 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

lol Aggy you cant make this stuff up 😂😂😂

So, either this is old and it already happened, they knew and hence the leak or they are truly aggie with dates.

I’ll just say this - in the Texas/SEC entrance agreement there needs to be some language around the ratio of the size of the Texas logo to SEC logo shall be at least 10:1.  Aggy seems to have it at 1:1 if not 1:2. 

That’s what happens when your whole identity is built around who you are hanging out with.

Fucking aggy. You’re weird. You could even be colorful if you ever won 20 in the show. Just own it.
Just now, Pimphand said:

You know the prospect of joining the SEC was always unappealing to me. Now that we have the TexAggy melt to end all melts I'm ok with it.

I have always wanted to leave the BDF though once Nebraska bitched out

 

I will never give a shit about what conference Texas is in. Never, for any reason

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1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

This is really a new low for aggy

 

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So are they really claiming standing over a nebulous gentlemen’s agreement allegedly made by two men who no longer represent their parties?

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Seriously, one of the most infuriating things for Aggies right now has to be how unimpressed we are with the SEC as we seem poised to enter

Now would be the perfect time for us to be expressing some feeling like we "made it" or something; that this is a victory. But all we have is the confident assurance that we're swinging dicks and more important than any conference we might join. It's everything they hate about us and I absolutely love every second

3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

This is really a new low for aggy

I know. Isn’t it great? 

2 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

So, either this is old and it already happened, they knew and hence the leak or they are truly aggie with dates.

Last I checked July 21 of this year was on a Wednesday. 

4 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Having a front row seat to John Sharp realizing he has the smallest dick in the room…..holy shit….what a week. What an off-season.

I guess Jimbo couldn’t make it?

10 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

So your life's in the crapper, ATM. The SEC has been flirting with UT and OU behind your back for maybe a year and your wife is banging a used car salesman - it's humiliating, I know. But goddamnit, ATM take it like a man!

This is why I come to Surly: the deep cut Tom Arnold in True Lies quotes.

Aggy is the side chick that thinks he cares or is going to leave his wife.  I would love nothing more than the board of Regents at A&M to throw their dicks on the table and the SEC chops them off.  This whole time aggy has been playing go fish while us and the SEC are playing hold’em. 

 

 

 

 

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