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Just now, TexasMan said:

Shit, just poured 3 fingers of whiskey and lit up a stogey. This is gonna be fun for a while. 

What we drinking tonight?? I am thinking I might break out the Russells Reserve tonight and savor this shit

A decade of meticulous brand building down the toilet in 48 hours. Just incredible.

And kellen mond is not their qb for the first time since 2009.

And jimbos kid is still a dork

I just want us to be a conference member when A&M votes to leave.

Im pretty sure ive never refreshed any webpage or thread in my life as much as I have this one over the past 48 hrs

I mean we always knew they were scared but damn. If Bevo whispered "boo" from across the world they would all jump off a cliff.

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49 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

 

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Just now, Laxtonto said:

What we drinking tonight?? I am thinking I might break out the Russells Reserve tonight and savor this shit

Woodford reserve and and an Arturo Fuente

I'm reading that SECRant thread and A&M posters are saying, "OH THIS IS NOTHING! NORMAL STUFF!" and I'm wondering... are all the other SEC schools having this same meeting?

 

32 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

This is really a new low for aggy

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Aggy is the Karen of college football. 

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43 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

So your life's in the crapper, ATM. The SEC has been flirting with UT and OU behind your back for maybe a year and your wife is banging a used car salesman - it's humiliating, I know. But goddamnit, ATM take it like a man!

Cuck coach jimbo is used to it

2 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

you wrestling people tell me the significance of this...

 

They should do this with the creation of the NWO, with Texas as the 3rd man/Hulkster. Possibly Kevin Nash as Bama and OU as Scott Hall 

1 hour ago, clapclapclap said:

 

In late March, the BIG was contacted by The Montag Group who presented the concept of Texas and Oklahoma joining the BIG. The Montag Group now has Jim Delany as a partner, so this shouldn’t be all that surprising. However, what was surprising is that the BIG was not immediately receptive to this idea–mainly because they felt that Oklahoma was not a good fit academically and from a research perspective—and as they weren’t an AAU member they didn’t enhance the vision that the BIG has for the future of new expansion candidates.

Texas is clearly the prize in that twosome, but they felt they would/could only move with Oklahoma as a partner—so despite the BIG’s interest in the Longhorns the combination was too much for them to swallow.

 

I love how OU was too stupid to get these two buttbuddies into the B1G and Texas was too smart to go it alone in the SEC, what a beautiful thing. 

They skeert. This is a great look for their university.

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7 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

What we drinking tonight?? I am thinking I might break out the Russells Reserve tonight and savor this shit

 

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3 minutes ago, Etexhorn13 said:

 

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The fact that you had to refute 'Louisiana and LaLafayette (or whatever the fuck) said no' just tells you how big a shitshow what's left of the XII is. 

 

LOL

4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Aggy is the Karen of college football. 

Karen key largo already bolted to the big10. Ahead of her limited time. 

10 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

A decade of meticulous brand building down the toilet in 48 hours. Just incredible.

stupid sip. we still gots 90 yrs of dominashun left!!@!!1

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12 minutes ago, NYBevo said:

 

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goddamn their campus really does look like pyongyang.

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Who thought that was even possible?


Reaching a new low? Um, quite literally anyone who has ever met an aggy?
1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

 

He shouldn't give them credit for being that smart...

Does somebody have the laughing Mexican guy/Texas A&M video that got posted yesterday? There’s no way I will be able to locate it?

If they leave again... or the topic even comes up during their BOR meeting monday... my goodness... they are finished forever. 

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

Does somebody have the laughing Mexican guy/Texas A&M video that got posted yesterday? There’s no way I will be able to locate it?

Can't help you but it was funny as shit.

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of aggys suddenly cried out in terror. 

I thought it appropriate to celebrate our pending move by pouring some Sam Houston 14 and Sam Houston 15. Both are very fine pours, but pale in comparison to aggy tears. 

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2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Does somebody have the laughing Mexican guy/Texas A&M video that got posted yesterday? There’s no way I will be able to locate it?


 

I had to log back in to say, if A&M actually attempts to fight the SEC on this it has the potential to be, by far, the greatest aggy joke of all time.  Do they seriously not have any fucking grown ups in the room?   Even if they could manufacture some kind of claim (which I can't fathom what it could be), what are their damages when they stand to net an additional 8 figures annually.  Pain and suffering for dealing with mean old UT?  This is truly too good to be true.  Sankey has probably already turned them into the NCAA just for calling the fucking meeting.   I can't fathom what the SEC media machine will unleash on these stupid fucks if they don't back down over the weekend.   Just truly incredible.

40 minutes ago, Hurtlocker said:

Just got back from dinner and trying to catch up to 5 pages, is it Tuesday yet?!

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This is wilder than 2010

They aren't leaving unless the B1G offers.  Monday is just a sternly worded brief debriefing briefing.

50 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

This is really a new low for aggy

Nooo such thing. Sheep out front shoulda told ya.

1 hour ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Pat Forde gets it and generally always has. 

He was right about Charlie being out of his depth, that's for sure.

1 hour ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

lol Aggy you cant make this stuff up 😂😂😂

The fucked up meeting notice means the 5 pm Monday meeting can't happen per the Texas Open Meetings Act. A meeting of their regents requires 72 hours notice. Can they re-post it later tonight and hold it late on Monday night, or on Tuesday? Maybe. I'm no governmental meetings law expert.

Sec. 551.043. TIME AND ACCESSIBILITY OF NOTICE; GENERAL RULE. (a) The notice of a meeting of a governmental body must be posted in a place readily accessible to the general public at all times for at least 72 hours before the scheduled time of the meeting, except as provided by Sections 551.044-551.046.

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I feel like Texas is the USA entering the Olympics and aggy is a 3rd world country from some island nation with like 4 athletes.  And they're cringing in front of the world.  

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1 hour ago, mchookem said:

that's gonna leave a mark

Yes a mark.  Like a run away semitruck plowing into a steer would leave a mark on it's grill guard.  Holy shit that article is brutal. 

I don't know about anyone else, but I suspect most people are like I am and don't give two shits about conference loyalty.  I want to beat them all and their winning against others usually don't make a shit to me

Um…..cool story.
1 minute ago, maninblack said:

This is wilder than 2010

This has been crazy but the free for all that will happen when Texas and OU leave next week officially will roll this into the first of the season. Just like NBA free agency everyone waits for the stars then the other teams start fighting over the scrap pile. Next week will be just as wild imo

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