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Think about how many more fake national championships they can put on the wall when they take those giant SEC letters down.  Chess. 

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14 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Some rivalries will have to die which sucks but this seems to be the best breakdown.

 

A : Texas, Texas A&M, Oklahoma, Missouri 

B : Alabama, Auburn, Georgia, Florida

C : LSU, Arkansas, Ole Miss, Miss St

D : Tennessee, Vanderbilt, Kentucky, Scar

 

Losing LSU v Bama & Bama v Tenn would suck but I don’t see another option tbh

You are delusional if you think 4 of the top 7’schools in the league will be in the same pod. 

Maybe the SEC can tap a few sponsors for aggy

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1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

This is like when the group of women who have been bravely supporting one of their girls who left her man realize that bitch is crazy and all those stories she told about the man are bullshit and he's a pretty good guy.  

 

And they all line up to blow him.  

16 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Some rivalries will have to die which sucks but this seems to be the best breakdown.

 

A : Texas, Texas A&M, Oklahoma, Missouri 

B : Alabama, Auburn, Georgia, Florida

C : LSU, Arkansas, Ole Miss, Miss St

D : Tennessee, Vanderbilt, Kentucky, Scar

 

Losing LSU v Bama & Bama v Tenn would suck but I don’t see another option tbh

There’s a whole thread on this out front….

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

You know that old adage about better to be quiet and thought of as an idiot than to open your mouth and remove all doubt?

Yea that one hasn't made it's way to B/CS yet.

Remove Sankey?  Fucking really?  The guy who's knob has been slobbed in about every corner of sports and sports biz journalism in this country as being a business savant when so many other conference commissioners have shown themselves to be doofuses in the past 18 months? 

The SEC is gonna fire the guy who pulled off the biggest coup in conference realignment history?  Okie Dokie.  I’m not sure what I’m rooting for at this point.  Would it be better for aggy to step on their own dicks and leave?  Or would it be better for them to be forcibly removed for insurrection?

Just now, conVINCEd said:

The SEC is gonna fire the guy who pulled off the biggest coup in conference realignment history?  Okie Dokie.  I’m not sure what I’m rooting for at this point.  Would it be better for aggy to step on their own dicks and leave?  Or would it be better for them to be forcibly removed for insurrection?

The second. Oh my gosh the second. And it’s not even close. 

Does aggy realize people are laughing at them. Remove sankey?   The remaining schools will then remove aggy.  Who is aggy a BFF in the sec?   Talk some sense into them

12 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Some rivalries will have to die which sucks but this seems to be the best breakdown.

 

A : Texas, Texas A&M, Oklahoma, Missouri 

B : Alabama, Auburn, Georgia, Florida

C : LSU, Arkansas, Ole Miss, Miss St

D : Tennessee, Vanderbilt, Kentucky, Scar

 

Losing LSU v Bama & Bama v Tenn would suck but I don’t see another option tbh

Switch mizzou and Arky and I think this is it. No way the let Bama and Tennessee get lost in the shuffle,  I'm sure they're going to protect a rival from another pod. 

thankful I was on vacation this week, would have been tough to explain to the wife I quit my job to read texags and secrant for 2 days.

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12 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Hahahahhaha this is absolute pure comedy. My god, they got their pants pulled down and spanked in public. So instead of pulling their pants up and moving on, they chose to take off their pants entirely, shit into them and then wear those pants as a hat  

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People keep saying this, and I certainly wouldn’t put it past LSU to make a bad coaching hire, but does nobody remember that Jimbo was garbage and about to get fired before he took the aggy job? It would certainly be hilarious in that it would screw the last bit of aggy momentum and simultaneously send LSU farther down the trash chute though.
Jimbo is full aggy now, perfect fit for them. Anyone also remember him jawing with FSU fans leaving the stadium after yet another loss? Lolz
6 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

From secrant 

 

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Aggy "ooooohhh an online poll, if there's one thing we do well....it's online polls"

9 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

You are delusional if you think 4 of the top 7’schools in the league will be in the same pod. 

And that pod D would ever happen. 3 of the worst teams in one pod?

4 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

thankful I was on vacation this week, would have been tough to explain to the wife I quit my job to read texags and secrant for 2 days.

Same

3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Aggy "ooooohhh an online poll, if there's one thing we do well....it's online polls"

Beat me to it. They live for online polls.

11 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

From secrant 

 

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Some Aggie in a discord I run said the Aggie BOR meeting is about applying to the PAC haha
Bullshit, it's nothing but political theater to appease the gomer masses. But I wish it were true, lolz

This thread has killed the sugar babies thread. Who would have thunk it three days ago? 

51 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:


Um…..cool story.

This.

59 minutes ago, Skipper said:

I had to log back in to say, if A&M actually attempts to fight the SEC on this it has the potential to be, by far, the greatest aggy joke of all time.  Do they seriously not have any fucking grown ups in the room?   Even if they could manufacture some kind of claim (which I can't fathom what it could be), what are their damages when they stand to net an additional 8 figures annually.  Pain and suffering for dealing with mean old UT?  This is truly too good to be true.  Sankey has probably already turned them into the NCAA just for calling the fucking meeting.   I can't fathom what the SEC media machine will unleash on these stupid fucks if they don't back down over the weekend.   Just truly incredible.

It's pretty goddamn short-sighted but it appears they've got people saying they're done donating if Texas gets in so maybe they think this will allow them to say to these morons that they tried everything they could -- and then made it 14-0 in favor of Texas-Oklahoma joining.

Sankey was elected to a 6 year term. The requirement was that a majority of the schools had to be in favor of him being commissioner. A majority of schools, at least, would have to be in favor of replacing him for him to lose the job.

This saga has cemented aggy's incredible stupidity in the minds of so many people, not just those in Texas and yoklehoma.

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This thread moves too fast. I just skipped to the end.

I’ve been wanting Texas and OU to join the SEC for years. Not because of “SEC” but because the excitement around college football in the SEC is unmatched and I think a blue blood needs that energy to keep it sharp.

I’m not going to get too excited until it becomes official, because I’ve become accustomed to Texas football not being able to have nice things.

Let’s hope this move happens and it breathes some life into this sleeping giant.

38 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Welp I’ve seen it all:

Someone on TexAgs is claiming they might have something in writing to where they can request the conference to remove Sankey. 

Rest of the SEC - 

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I wouldn't put it past those dorks to run to the big 10 with osu and claim a victory since they'll make $10 million more per year. Then the sec would be clear to grab Miami or another major brand. 

 

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I'm sure aggy is hoping Sankey just uses this and bypasses any further voting.

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 And we will seek damages as our brand as the only school in Texas would certainly be diminished.

I'm drowning in Aggie tears.  It's so good.  So good.

3 hours ago, Pancho said:

If you’re talking about us being Texas, I’ve been reading some random message boards and folks in the Big 10 and ACC wants Texas and OU badly.

Damn, hit send before I finished:  So others might know more than I do, but I think Texas and ou are gone no matter what.  We aren’t returning to the 12.  We are going somewhere but it ain’t the big 12. 

Well this is some next level sleuthing here. Can I subscribe to your newsletter?

the reddit CFB twitter page just posted this and I haven't stopped laughing since it was uploaded.

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Well if SEC schools didn’t get why Texas can’t stand aggy, they should now.

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The beef is how SEC went behind our back.
Of course tu and OU wanna join the SEC. Most out there wish they had the chance.
But how it's all gone down should be our beef.

If they join in the end of all this, F em, let's strap up and beat their azz.
But HOW they got the door cracked open by the SEC behind our backs, that's where we need to unleash hell.

Not because we're scared of tu/ou..but because we need to let the league know we're not one to be F'd with

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48 minutes ago, Octavian said:

When Aggie hears about Texas and OU joining the SEC:

 

 

 

This thread moves too fast. I just skipped to the end.
I’ve been wanting Texas and OU to join the SEC for years. Not because of “SEC” but because the excitement around college football in the SEC is unmatched and I think a blue blood needs that energy to keep it sharp.
I’m not going to get too excited until it becomes official, because I’ve become accustomed to Texas football not being able to have nice things.
Let’s hope this move happens and it breathes some life into this sleeping giant.

There needs to be a night game on CBS every week once Texas/OU joins. Forget the 230 BS frame. Really flex on the others
4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

That is nothing but Finebuam’s acknowledgement of something you can’t stop. He will need access to both schools, he ain’t about to shit on them.

3 minutes ago, Scooter Monzingo said:

That is nothing but Finebuam’s acknowledgement of something you can’t stop. He will need access to both schools, he ain’t about to shit on them.

He may look like a penis but he isn't stupid.  He also probably realizes he can shit on aggy because apparently nobody tells them anything anyway.

44 minutes ago, Ewreck10 said:

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I don't think Kirk likes Rush, cats or shopping carts like Bubbles.  Fuck you Lahey

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1 hour ago, Newy25 said:


 

I have to stop reading this thread tonight or I will end up like Phillip Seymour Hoffman. 
 

 

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Dead?

10 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Well if SEC schools didn’t get why Texas can’t stand aggy, they should now.

Goddamn truth right here. 

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