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1 minute ago, Snacks said:

This year Halloween fell on a weekend.

This year halloween fell on a weekend
Me and geto boyz are trick-or-treating
Robbing little kids for bags
Till an old man got behind our ass
So we speeded up the pace
Took a look back and he was right before our face
He'd be in for a squab' no doubt
So I swung and hit the nigga in his mouth
He was going down, we figured
But this was no ordinary nigga
He stood about six or seven feet
Now, that's the nigga I'd been seeing in my sleep
So we triple-teamed on him
Dropping them motherfuckin b's on him
The more I swung the more blood flew
Then he disappeared and my boys disappeared, too
Then I felt just like a fiend
It wasn't even close to halloween
It was dark as fuck on the streets
My hands were all bloody from punching on the concrete
God damn, homie
My mind is playing tricks on me

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2 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:


I have posted here for a few years and generally like most of y’all.

But the attitude displayed in this post is exactly why some of us have the impression of UT fans that we do.

“We’re Texas”. Whatever. You’re one of 16 now.

Give it 5 years, once the novelty has worn off, and y’all will bitching about “THE SEC OFFICE IS IN BIRMINGHAM, PAULLLLLLL” and posting conspiracy theories about the Red Elephant Club.

Sorry not sorry. We'll always be Texas, regardless of our conference affiliation. We never gave a shit where the conference offices were located.

3 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

So they’re going to send the SEC a strongly worded letter? 

Welp,  there goes the Aggy/SEC Christmas snuggie gifts .   Way to go SEC.

 

 

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Texas A&M Will Beat The Piss Out Of Both OU And TexasPosted on 7/24/21 at 11:55 am
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We have the best Coach we have had since Jackie Sherrill when we dominated Texas.

Yeah true we don't want them in the conference but if they come OU is gonna find out we aren't some opted out Florida team. They will get hit on the nose and we will find out if they want to ball.

I grew up and watching old time SEC football. If we end up in a pod with Ole Miss, Mississippi State, and LSU that would be good.

It will be sad losing some long time annual series like possibly LSU - Auburn, but the dollar bill is winning.
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17 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Credit to A&M for how quickly they realized they were making themselves look like idiots and also making an even bigger laughingstock of themselves. The good thing about being a fanbase full of sheep is that Liucci will tell them they were excited about Texas coming the whole time and they'll believe it and act like the last 48 hours never happened. 

By the end of next week it will have actually have been the ags idea all along. 

Pod 1: UT OU Arky Aggy

Pod 2: LSU Ole Miss Miss St Mizzou 

Pod 3:  Bama Auburn Tenn Vandy

Pod 4: UGA Florida SC Kentucky

Rough draft of scheduling rules inspired by the NFL scheduling procedures:

9 conference games. 

3 intra pod games

4 games vs another pod rotating yearly 

1 game vs a set rival (if not met in above requirements) LSU vs Florida Auburn Georgia etc get to keep their rivalries. 

1 game vs a team with same finish in another pod. This allows for Colts vs Pat's type rivalries depending on who's a perennial contender 

9 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:


I have posted here for a few years and generally like most of y’all.

But the attitude displayed in this post is exactly why some of us have the impression of UT fans that we do.

“We’re Texas”. Whatever. You’re one of 16 now.

Give it 5 years, once the novelty has worn off, and y’all will bitching about “THE SEC OFFICE IS IN BIRMINGHAM, PAULLLLLLL” and posting conspiracy theories about the Red Elephant Club.

Do yourself a favor and put him on ignore. I haven’t read one of his posts in several years now

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23 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Actually A&M is totally embracing this move, the Monday meeting must just be to talk about how excited they are to show those sips what SEC footbawl is all about. 

 

12 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Some people are calling for you, @Bosco

Pretty sure that isn't the old Mizzou poster.  The old Mizzou is still here (under a new name), still posting voluminously, and still the professional muleheaded contrarian.

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No I'm not going to out him. He's obvious, if you pay attention.

5 hours ago, Newy25 said:

Is anyone else surprised at this reaction? I’ve thought about realignment a lot and I never really thought of them being so mad they would make such a public spectacle about this. I thought it would more bitter fan resentment and not a total, University wide meltdown. 

i always thought they would be crowing and chest-thumping because now big brother was coming over with it's tail between it's horns or some narrative like that

the sec license plates and stickers and car bling.... i just thought that was just another groid meme, like wrts, big-boy, standing ______, the blank trophy

turns out, bjork laid it bare

the blue and yellow logo is their identity

because they have no identity of their own

so yes, total surprise at the nuke-the-site-from-orbit full meltdown

instead of logically taking the moral victory for all-time, that big brother followed THEM

8 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:


I have posted here for a few years and generally like most of y’all.

But the attitude displayed in this post is exactly why some of us have the impression of UT fans that we do.

“We’re Texas”. Whatever. You’re one of 16 now.

Give it 5 years, once the novelty has worn off, and y’all will bitching about “THE SEC OFFICE IS IN BIRMINGHAM, PAULLLLLLL” and posting conspiracy theories about the Red Elephant Club.

hahaha what is this shit?

no thanks

21 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

Finebaum put him in his place yesterday.  He had no choice but to bend and take it.

Boot Slide Sharp just gave the order, "Advance to the Rear!

2 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Pretty sure that isn't the old Mizzou poster.  The old Mizzou is still here (under a new name), still posting voluminously, and still the professional muleheaded contrarian.

Oh in that case, wherever he is:

 

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11 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:


I have posted here for a few years and generally like most of y’all.

But the attitude displayed in this post is exactly why some of us have the impression of UT fans that we do.

“We’re Texas”. Whatever. You’re one of 16 now.

Give it 5 years, once the novelty has worn off, and y’all will bitching about “THE SEC OFFICE IS IN BIRMINGHAM, PAULLLLLLL” and posting conspiracy theories about the Red Elephant Club.

Judging Texas fans based on Randolph Duke is an interesting move considering he gets railed on constantly around here. 

25 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Brunette on the right grew up next door to us. I have a pic somewhere.

Hopefully not peeking through the venetian blinds.

 

Pendejo speaks

Was it not just yesterday he was suggesting the re-election of the Governor was in jeopardy because his “base” were getting screwed over by our move?  And the Legislature was going to come in and save the day….Now the aggy BOR is going to embrace it and it will unanimous? This was after harping for sure there was going to be three SEC votes against it when the news broke and that alone would kill it.  

What a fricken Pendejo!    I can’t believe people pay money to belong to that site and spend Advertising dollar there too.    Baghdad Bob, Soviet Pravda, Tokyo Rose, would be proud of propaganda minister aggy has to feed their sheep.  

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19 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:


I have posted here for a few years and generally like most of y’all.

But the attitude displayed in this post is exactly why some of us have the impression of UT fans that we do.

“We’re Texas”. Whatever. You’re one of 16 now.

Give it 5 years, once the novelty has worn off, and y’all will bitching about “THE SEC OFFICE IS IN BIRMINGHAM, PAULLLLLLL” and posting conspiracy theories about the Red Elephant Club.

You've posted here years, and you know that RD is hardly representative of all Texas fans, and indeed on this very thread there are a wide variety of opinions about this potential move from all sorts of Texas fans, yet you're going to act like THIS is the sole impression you're able to glean?

I generally like most Alabama fans I've met, but the attitude displayed in your post is exactly why some of us have the impression of dumbfuck Alabama fans that we do. 

Give it 5 years, once Texas finally stops shitting the bed in football and wins some games, you'll be bitching, "Texas is so mean and always tries to push around the rest of us" and posting conspiracy theories about how the LHN killed Alabama football.

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We’re terribly partial to Burnt Orange. 

The aggy collective response this morning when they woke up to see the public perception of their planned official tantrum meeting on Monday:
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33 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Actually A&M is totally embracing this move, the Monday meeting must just be to talk about how excited they are to show those sips what SEC footbawl is all about. 

dammit.

party over.

someone got to sharp and talked some sense in to him.

I'd like to take this opportunity to remind aggy lurkers of the following fact:
Freebirds first opened in 1987 in Santa Barbara, California.

And they moved the headquarters to Austin as soon as they could.
Sorry not sorry. We'll always be Texas, regardless of our conference affiliation. We never gave a shit where the conference offices were located.
Didn't we push for the Big 12 offices to be in Dallas instead of Kansas City? Wasn't that one of the first of many Cornhusker gripes?

The Big 8 took the four best schools from the SWC (which we still call a merger) and I recall we did push for HQ location, commissioner, CCG locations, and of course no partial qualifiers.
16 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:


I have posted here for a few years and generally like most of y’all.

But the attitude displayed in this post is exactly why some of us have the impression of UT fans that we do.

“We’re Texas”. Whatever. You’re one of 16 now.

Give it 5 years, once the novelty has worn off, and y’all will bitching about “THE SEC OFFICE IS IN BIRMINGHAM, PAULLLLLLL” and posting conspiracy theories about the Red Elephant Club.

Oh good grief he’s the board idiot. What a stupid post. 

6 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Judging Texas fans based on Randolph Duke is an interesting move considering he gets railed on constantly around here. 

Randolph Duke is the biggest dip shit on this site. He amassed his rep because people like his Aggie rants but those are just repeated dog shit that dates back to shaggy and probably horn fans. No new content worth a fuck out of him and his general opinions rival the likes of futureman, slorch, and derka 

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14 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:


I have posted here for a few years and generally like most of y’all.

But the attitude displayed in this post is exactly why some of us have the impression of UT fans that we do.

“We’re Texas”. Whatever. You’re one of 16 now.

Give it 5 years, once the novelty has worn off, and y’all will bitching about “THE SEC OFFICE IS IN BIRMINGHAM, PAULLLLLLL” and posting conspiracy theories about the Red Elephant Club.

You give it 5 years. The conference office will probably be in Dallas by then. 

Pod 1: UT OU Arky Aggy

Pod 2: LSU Ole Miss Miss St Mizzou 

Pod 3:  Bama Auburn Tenn Vandy

Pod 4: UGA Florida SC Kentucky

Rough draft of scheduling rules inspired by the NFL scheduling procedures:

9 conference games. 

3 intra pod games

4 games vs another pod rotating yearly 

1 game vs a set rival (if not met in above requirements) LSU vs Florida Auburn Georgia etc get to keep their rivalries. 

1 game vs a team with same finish in another pod. This allows for Colts vs Pat's type rivalries depending on who's a perennial contender 

Add in Meatchicken and Couch burns from what 2023 to 2026, our schedule is going to be nuts.
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17 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Give it 5 years, once the novelty has worn off, and y’all will bitching about “THE SEC OFFICE IS IN BIRMINGHAM, PAULLLLLLL” and posting conspiracy theories about the Red Elephant Club.

we don't have fans that call in to tv shows that sound like zoo animals

2 things not going for you:

- we will get the opportunity to avenge the cheap shot on colt more often than a once-a generation home-and-home

- we are preparing to weaponize the new landscape, and a fully functional deathstar is not something saban wants to stick around in his 70s to coach against

20 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:


I have posted here for a few years and generally like most of y’all.

But the attitude displayed in this post is exactly why some of us have the impression of UT fans that we do.

“We’re Texas”. Whatever. You’re one of 16 now.

Give it 5 years, once the novelty has worn off, and y’all will bitching about “THE SEC OFFICE IS IN BIRMINGHAM, PAULLLLLLL” and posting conspiracy theories about the Red Elephant Club.

You’re quoting a poster who is mentally ill, for the record. Autism is only part of it. So yeah, let’s not project based on him unless you want to put your arm around Roy Moore. 

3 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

SEC fans coming in to shame us into being nice and humble

Let's see how it goes!!!

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I can't wait...

Sorry I’ve missed about 30 pages today. How does the conference championship get worked out with 4 pods? Would there be conference semifinal games between the 4 pod winners? 

First we all get compared to RD, next they'll say every Texas fans wants to fist themselves like futureman... WHEN DOES IT END?

Just now, hornmpa96 said:

Will we see the return of SpiderAg?

whither BrandingIron?

1 minute ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Sorry I’ve missed about 30 pages today. How does the conference championship get worked out with 4 pods? Would there be conference semifinal games between the 4 pod winners? 

Why?  Put all four in the playoff.

24 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:


I have posted here for a few years and generally like most of y’all.

But the attitude displayed in this post is exactly why some of us have the impression of UT fans that we do.

“We’re Texas”. Whatever. You’re one of 16 now.

Give it 5 years, once the novelty has worn off, and y’all will bitching about “THE SEC OFFICE IS IN BIRMINGHAM, PAULLLLLLL” and posting conspiracy theories about the Red Elephant Club.

Go back to the cloak room you miserable twat

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

You’re quoting a poster who is mentally ill, for the record. Autism is only part of it. So yeah, let’s not project based on him unless you want to put your arm around Roy Moore

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I'm negging the next motherfucker who posts pod shit in here. There's a separate thread for that. This thread is moving so fast and is difficult enough to follow. 

 

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

Oh good grief he’s the board idiot. What a stupid post. 

And he thinks UVA is not "Old" South. As in, Tom Jefferson's Academy for Promising Young Plantation Gentlemen.

He obviously meant to type "Deep South" instead of Old South, if it matters.

9 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

You give it 5 years. The conference office will probably be in Dallas by then. 

Heaven forbid they move it to a place with direct flights.

And he thinks UVA is not "Old" South. As in, Tom Jefferson's Academy for Promising Young Plantation Gentlemen.
He obviously meant to type "Deep South" instead of Old South, if it matters.
Well to be fair, Texas joined the confederacy earlier than Virginia, despite VA being the capital. So Virginia led like aggy, but demanded HQ like UT.
4 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I'm negging the next motherfucker who posts pod shit in here. There's a separate thread for that. This thread is moving so fast and is difficult enough to follow. 

 

Agreed. Even moreso since it’s going to be 2 fucking divisions, twats. 

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Does Bamachick represent most Bama fans? My only interaction with SEC folks is along 30A. They seem alright but I’ve never tried talking to any of them. 
 

 

51 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

So are we outta news until Monday?

 

There is still plenty to enjoy this weekend

Do yourself a favor and put him on ignore. I haven’t read one of his posts in several years now
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1 minute ago, Telegraph_it said:

Does Bamachick represent most Bama fans? My only interaction with SEC folks is along 30A. They seem alright but I’ve never tried talking to any of them. 
 

 

Pretty sure based on a few of her CR posts I have seen she would be an extreme outlier amongst their fandom.

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