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5 minutes ago, 'stache said:

This was a perfect conference map. Fuck realignment. 

Why Isn't The Big 12 Looking At Expansion? | Nick Sloan's Website

Except for Baylor you're correct. I wish it weren't this way but it is. Could have been great with adequate conference leadership. 

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3 minutes ago, Lowcountry Hog said:

No trolling here.  As I noted in the basketball board, I’m amped about this.  Can’t wait. Hoping like hell we are pod’d together

Fuck Arkansas.

37 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Trust an Oklahoman Mizzou fan to make this a story about big bad evil Texas:

 

People hate change; film at 10.

7 minutes ago, petscii said:

This thread has been going on since the shaggy days.  Even after any move this thread will continue, the realignment thread is eternal.

One might even say that realignment talk is not going away. 

Why is College Station magically south of Austin in that graphic?  

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Just now, Lobo said:

Why is College Station magically south of Austin in that graphic?  

It’s on its knees?

59 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

SIAP , check out item 2

siap, check out item 2, someone, guessing Bjork or Sharp is gone 

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That looks like pretty standard legalese/bureaucratic boilerplate to me.  I think it's a stretch to conclude that anyone is going to be fired.

3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Why is College Station magically south of Austin in that graphic?  

aggy is more houston area than college station, almost every map shows aggy in that area.  unconscious bias 

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3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Why is College Station magically south of Austin in that graphic?  

Clearly you have never tried to drive a recruit from East Texas in for a visit. 

7 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Except for Baylor you're correct. I wish it weren't this way but it is. Could have been great with adequate conference leadership. 

Sub in Arky for BU and I agree, it would be even better.

Not one of those things that keeps him up at night? Granted it was a week or so before the news dropped (was leaked) but wow…I bet that shit is keeping him up at night now. 

1 minute ago, BigBenBamboozle said:

Returning from a Surly hiatus.

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That is the most attractive OU has ever looked to me. 

17 minutes ago, NoctambulantBrobdingnagian said:

is this what hate sex feels like?

I think we finally have a moratorium on SouthAustin mom jokes.  Thank God

4 minutes ago, BigBenBamboozle said:

Returning from a Surly hiatus.

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That’s the way you make a reappearance.  Welcome back, asshole

Anyone on here predicting the fate of John Sharp loses any shred of credibility if you can’t even spell his fucking name.

2 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

True but once 4 leave the other 2 will do anything to leave and it’s over.  It’s done. Cake is baked, gentleman.  

Triggered....

11 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Not one of those things that keeps him up at night? Granted it was a week or so before the news dropped (was leaked) but wow…I bet that shit is keeping him up at night now. 

Did he just say the issue was "mute" instead of "moot?"

Also, that's the kind of burning charisma you want from your conference leader.  None of that sleepy old man feeling at all. I bet he's a blast at parties. 

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1 minute ago, RabidM said:

Did he just say the issue was "mute" instead of "moot?" 

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2 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

There’s no meat to his argument. What editor let this fly? @cafe society, what passes for journalism/commentary these days is shit. 

Startlegram strikes again.

7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Not one of those things that keeps him up at night? Granted it was a week or so before the news dropped (was leaked) but wow…I bet that shit is keeping him up at night now. 

Hearing him speak, I cannot understand how he got the job, but I can understand why the B12 is falling apart.  

1 minute ago, RabidM said:

Did he just say the issue was "mute" instead of "moot?" 

It's a "moo" point.  It's like a cow's opinion.  It really doesn't matter.

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1 minute ago, Nivek said:

Triggered....

Look how well it turned out.  Maybe you’d have won a couple titles if you had avoided the Charlie Strong era…but now you’re looking at being SEC.  It gets no better than that, my friend.  
I plan to cash in my free blowjob coupons down on The Grove.  

54 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Trust an Oklahoman Mizzou fan to make this a story about big bad evil Texas:

 

yes Bill, even when we suck(thanks Charlie), we are still Texas.

1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Look how well it turned out.  Maybe you’d have won a couple titles if you had avoided the Charlie Strong era…but now you’re looking at being SEC.  It gets no better than that, my friend.  
I plan to cash in my free blowjob coupons down on The Grove.  

Is it the coupons that are free, or…

26 minutes ago, 'stache said:

This was a perfect conference map. Fuck realignment. 

Why Isn't The Big 12 Looking At Expansion? | Nick Sloan's Website

Blame CU and NU for leaving. Then blame Mizzou and aggy for leaving.

2 hours ago, Scholz said:

Yeah, scoring late meaningless TDs to make the score look more presentable is an aggy business patent tradition anyway.

fify

12 minutes ago, WBT said:

That looks like pretty standard legalese/bureaucratic boilerplate to me.  I think it's a stretch to conclude that anyone is going to be fired.

One of the few things I learned in law school is NEVER put stuff in writing. Someone had to sanction this and someone had to approve its release. It’s one thing for fans on a football forum to fling shit at the SEC and beat their chest…when the school does it…there are ramifications. They will be in the Hate Pod. Not sure what else the SEC has planned. The NCAA is a non-entity now. JMO as always.

10 minutes ago, BigBenBamboozle said:

Returning from a Surly hiatus.

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I don't agree, she is clearly batshit crazy.

Just now, ChiTownDoc said:

Look how well it turned out.  Maybe you’d have won a couple titles if you had avoided the Charlie Strong era…but now you’re looking at being SEC.  It gets no better than that, my friend.  
I plan to cash in my free blowjob coupons down on The Grove.  

Did you get those at the strip club along with the shards of glass in your back?

29 minutes ago, Lowcountry Hog said:

Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.  You’re lucky to have us.  

God this is one of the best parts out side of shitting on the aggys. I miss hating Arky and honestly hate that most younger fans don't understand it.

Frick You.

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20 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Fuck Arkansas.

God this is going to be great

Just now, MoJames said:

God this is one of the best parts out side of shitting on the aggys. I miss hating Arky and honestly hate that most younger fans don't understand it.

Frick You.

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17 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

aggy is more houston area than college station, almost every map shows aggy in that area.  unconscious bias 

Not where I live in Houston.  Texas far outnumbers aggy.  

1 minute ago, MoJames said:

I miss hating Arky and honestly hate that most younger fans don't understand it.

100% this

it's been SOOOOO long

One of the few things I learned in law school is NEVER put stuff in writing. Someone had to sanction this and someone had to approve its release. It’s one thing for fans on a football forum to fling shit at the SEC and beat their chest…when the school does it…there are ramifications. They will be in the Hate Pod. Not sure what else the SEC has planned. The NCAA is a non-entity now. JMO as always.

They have to put these things in writing to comply with the open meetings act. It would be a crime not to.
1 minute ago, Lowcountry Hog said:

God this is going to be great

Borderline erotic? Glad we get a taste of what's to come in September. A new generation needs to embrace this hate. 

2 minutes ago, MoJames said:

God this is one of the best parts out side of shitting on the aggys. I miss hating Arky and honestly hate that most younger fans don't understand it.

Frick You.

Fuck, please say fuck, this isn't Battlestar Galactica.

 

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Borderline erotic? Glad we get a taste of what's to come in September. A new generation needs to embrace this hate. 

I almost hate we won that game.  Almost.

Our mouth breathing AD at the time gave him an extension for beating UT.  

2 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

... until the next school leaves.  (I'll add it on to the end of the statement since he forgot to)

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1 minute ago, Longhornlove said:

Fuck, please say fuck, this isn't Battlestar Galactica.

 

Who is that in your avatar?  

33 minutes ago, 'stache said:

This was a perfect conference map. Fuck realignment. 

Why Isn't The Big 12 Looking At Expansion? | Nick Sloan's Website

It’s nice.  Not OU/TX fault it’s falling apart.  Also dump Baylor and bring in Arky.  

38 minutes ago, Depraved said:


Would sharp getting fired affect us in any way?

Other than being fucking hilarious?  Let them gnash their teeth and keep grasping at straws.  Hey Ag fucks...

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6 minutes ago, Lowcountry Hog said:

God this is going to be great

You should have signed up here years ago. We don’t need to be conference mates to tell you to GFY.  
 

just ask @Don Johnson

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34 minutes ago, 'stache said:

This was a perfect conference map. Fuck realignment. 

Why Isn't The Big 12 Looking At Expansion? | Nick Sloan's Website

It was damn good.  As @Huckleberry noted, Baylor never belonged.  Sub Arky for Baylor and it would have been just about perfect.

I will miss many things about it.

43 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Which do you think is breached first in this realignment.

B1G allows a school without an AAU designation

or

Pac12 allows a school with a religious affiliation

Choice B

3 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Fuck, please say fuck, this isn't Battlestar Galactica.

 

It was a joke aimed directly at secrant.

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