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26 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Isn’t she politely saying that they don’t have to stay together because doing so would cost Kansas money?

That's how I read it as well. 

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On 7/22/2021 at 4:04 PM, Eggo said:

Gentlemen's agreements tend to break down when hundreds of millions of dollars are in play.

Absolutely.

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

This guy gets it. 

Texas and OU are about to take a big steaming piss on this whole pump ump the conference, cult of personality bullshit.

And it's going to be awesome. 

Absolutely.  Aggy can keep chanting SEC, squeezing, and jarring....

27 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Docking?

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1 minute ago, TexasGolf said:

We slept they AD

I wonder why he’s gone (his decision or theirs) is it because they are still trying to get to B1G? Be interesting to see who the new AD will be and how long that process will take. 

This will also ruin Aggy's scheduling strategy.  You can tell going forward they signed up the 4 easiest teams they could find.  Now they're going to have to play 9 SEC games with no FCS games.

Gentlemen's Agreement sounds like something a douchey rich guy would name his yacht and/or racing horse.

8 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

We slept they AD

  I don't know why I busted out laughing at this, but that shit was funny to me.

3 minutes ago, maninblack said:

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Fuck yeah.  Now give us our 20 30 pieces of silver and let's get on with it.

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it was actually 30, I don't bible as much these days

How about the networks continue to pay the broke tagalong 8 as if they were ten schools while letting them find their landing spots.  Gives them three years.   That’s if they let us go scot free

24 minutes ago, maninblack said:

It's the end of the world. The big boys will break off at some point and lock conferences like the AAC out. Unless these schools land in the B10, PAC or ACC they'll have no shot at competing for a national championship in the not too distant future.

Yes, I agree eventually that is the case. But I think the mega conferences will take several years to develop.  The AAC is a landing spot for the immediate term.  Baylor and Kansas might go directly into the ACC, especially Kansas.  But it might take Baylor a year or two to land there.  I wouldn't be too sure the PAC survives.  If the B1G does expend, then its first targets will be UCLA and CAL and USC just out of association. They are very proud of their academics in the B1G and the research trust generates over 5x what athletics generates in grants.  They won't share that with just anyone, hence why ou wasn't acceptable to them.  They might also poach Oregon.  I think a good number of the members of the PAC will be left like the Big 12 searching desperately for a new home.

3 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Fran is salty

 

God. I really, really hope Sark gets it right. We need to win another title ASAIHP (upgraded version of ASAP meaning as soon as is humanly possible) so we can drag our collective nuts over everyone's faces. 

Fortunately, NIL seems like it will work in our immediate favor. 

54 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

No, we announced we weren’t renewing GoR. I could be mistaken but that isn’t the same as saying we’re leaving. Yet. 

That's tomorrow.  It's always Tuesday

I have a lot of retarded ideas and this is probably another one, but I'd love a system to where we could have in-system schools develop players for us. UTEP and UTSA can start sending us project lineman, and we can throw some more eyeballs their way trying to watch up and coming players. 

52 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

Yep. They touched penises and everything

 

51 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Docking?

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8 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Fran is salty

 

Don’t care.  Still rich.

10 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Fran is salty

 

Fran’s takes suck as much as his color commentating. Buncha whiny pussies out there showing their asses in this.

We had gotten so complacent, I’m glad the new regime is letting their nuts hang. Yeah it isn’t going to be easy, but the reward far outweighs the risk of not doing shit, staying in this shitty conference and getting further left behind.

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Been reading up on this stuff all day for the first time. It looks like we probably are moving conferences after this season, meaning I’d be wrong. Seems like the political hurdles aren’t as high as I thought. Also I was equating this to the Meyer hunt, but I guess trying to predict the actions of an individual person is very different than predicting the actions of large institutions. Whoops.

11 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Fran is salty

 

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2 minutes ago, Ewreck10 said:

Fran’s takes suck as much as his color commentating. Buncha whiny pussies out there showing their asses in this.

It's honestly embarassing. You know who is out of the picture in all of this Texas hate? Every self-respecting alumni base that has a solid academic reputation. 

Rather be a rich kid than have a girl’s name.

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1 minute ago, Helobious said:

Been reading up on this stuff all day for the first time. It looks like we probably are moving conferences after this season, meaning I’d be wrong. Seems like the political hurdles aren’t as high as I thought. Also I was equating this to the Meyer hunt, but I guess trying to predict the actions of an individual person is very different than predicting the actions of large institutions. Whoops.

Good, now fist yourself

5 minutes ago, Barbacoa said:

I have a lot of retarded ideas and this is probably another one, but I'd love a system to where we could have in-system schools develop players for us. UTEP and UTSA can start sending us project lineman, and we can throw some more eyeballs their way trying to watch up and coming players. 

It’s called the transfer portal

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

Been reading up on this stuff all day for the first time. It looks like we probably are moving conferences after this season, meaning I’d be wrong. Seems like the political hurdles aren’t as high as I thought. Also I was equating this to the Meyer hunt, but I guess trying to predict the actions of an individual person is very different than predicting the actions of large institutions. Whoops.

You know what's a hurdle we need you to not think is so high as you previous thought? Fisting yourself. 

12 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Fran is salty

 

More proof how Texas is The Godfather and not just the big brother. Haven’t seen one tweet about ou who actually started the let’s go to sec movement being the bad guy. Living rent free in the bitches heads.

12 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Fran is salty

 

No, Texas is the rich kid who SAVED his father's business.  

3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Been reading up on this stuff all day for the first time. It looks like we probably are moving conferences after this season, meaning I’d be wrong. Seems like the political hurdles aren’t as high as I thought. Also I was equating this to the Meyer hunt, but I guess trying to predict the actions of an individual person is very different than predicting the actions of large institutions. Whoops.

FIST FIST FIST

13 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Fran is salty

 

 

So where is Fran's tweet regarding "blOU SUCKS"

Just now, Helobious said:

Been reading up on this stuff all day for the first time. It looks like we probably are moving conferences after this season, meaning I’d be wrong. Seems like the political hurdles aren’t as high as I thought. Also I was equating this to the Meyer hunt, but I guess trying to predict the actions of an individual person is very different than predicting the actions of large institutions. Whoops.

WTF. You will never be forgiven till you fist yourself 

2 hours ago, orangebird said:

 

Of the remaining eight, Oklahoma State is one of those schools I don't really harbor a whole lot of dislike for, aside from the hatchet job that the officials pulled on us with the officiating in the 2015 game.  I've always kind of liked Gundy as a coach.  Hope it works out somehow for them somewhere.

 

14 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Fran is salty

 

Fran Fraschilla is the coach that gets fired for verbally abusing his players. 

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4 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Been reading up on this stuff all day for the first time. It looks like we probably are moving conferences after this season, meaning I’d be wrong. Seems like the political hurdles aren’t as high as I thought. Also I was equating this to the Meyer hunt, but I guess trying to predict the actions of an individual person is very different than predicting the actions of large institutions. Whoops.

I didn't read one word of your post but still negged you because fuck you. 

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4 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Been reading up on this stuff all day for the first time. It looks like we probably are moving conferences after this season, meaning I’d be wrong. Seems like the political hurdles aren’t as high as I thought. Also I was equating this to the Meyer hunt, but I guess trying to predict the actions of an individual person is very different than predicting the actions of large institutions. Whoops.

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2 hours ago, petscii said:

To get his name in the news media?

 

I didn’t know Dan Patrick changed his name…from Dannie Scott Goeb!    Hmmm.   I’d change my name too.

5 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Been reading up on this stuff all day for the first time. It looks like we probably are moving conferences after this season, meaning I’d be wrong. Seems like the political hurdles aren’t as high as I thought. Also I was equating this to the Meyer hunt, but I guess trying to predict the actions of an individual person is very different than predicting the actions of large institutions. Whoops.

You’re rarely wrong so this is a momentous day for you.

5 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Good, now fist yourself

I like how he made an admission telling us what we already knew from the first post he made. 

10 minutes ago, Ewreck10 said:

Fran’s takes suck as much as his color commentating. Buncha whiny pussies out there showing their asses in this.

We had gotten so complacent, I’m glad the new regime is letting their nuts hang. Yeah it isn’t going to be easy, but the reward far outweighs the risk of not doing shit, staying in this shitty conference and getting further left behind.

Well of course he’s salty—he’s out of a job after this season.  He was the Big 12 men’s basketball color guy.  When ESPN does men’s basketball, they pretty much have their own color guy for each conference. 

EDIT:  I think he’s out of a job because I don’t see the B12 surviving.  Obviously if it does survive in some form, he good. 

27 minutes ago, maninblack said:

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Holy fuck this may be my favorite yet

8 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Been reading up on this stuff all day for the first time. It looks like we probably are moving conferences after this season, meaning I’d be wrong. Seems like the political hurdles aren’t as high as I thought. Also I was equating this to the Meyer hunt, but I guess trying to predict the actions of an individual person is very different than predicting the actions of large institutions. Whoops.

Dude, I don't have any ill will towards you, but what is it like having so many wrong takes?

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18 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Fran is salty

 

To quote someone on the Twitter 

No, Texas is the kid who let his friends live in his house without paying any bills and all they do is bitch and complain about the yard and food so he moves out. 

2 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Dude, I don't have any ill will towards you, but what is it like having so many wrong takes?

He's like aggy with the empty trophy. New York Yankees WS champions 20xx.

Fuck yeah.  Now give us our 20 30 pieces of silver and let's get on with it.

If I understand it, we would be the Romans, and giving silver, or Jesus.

Holy fuck I just got done with dinner and this thing wrangled off a shitload of pages.

Can I get a summary of the aggy dingleberry meeting today? Did they finally cut off their nose to spite their faces or is it time for the ceremonial sucking of the SEC cocks?

13 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Been reading up on this stuff all day for the first time. It looks like we probably are moving conferences after this season, meaning I’d be wrong. Seems like the political hurdles aren’t as high as I thought. Also I was equating this to the Meyer hunt, but I guess trying to predict the actions of an individual person is very different than predicting the actions of large institutions. Whoops.

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