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16 minutes ago, orangebird said:

Then fine, the SEC will just fill all four spots, and no playoffs for you.

Somehow I don't think the other conferences will like that very much.

Especially when ratings plummet and there are only 6 people outside the SEC footprint watching and they vote that must win your conference to get in. 

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13 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

The most offensive part of this ... "AnalyticalAg"?  Analytical???

 

 

Yeah, anal with a tickle. Fish camp code..

20 minutes ago, Yuk said:

Thujone definitely approves of the subtle dick and balls.

I was in his capstone class where someone pointed this out on the syllabus and Hartzell just smirked. He knew what he was doing.

33 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

So what are we going to do tomorrow with no news expected, work or something? I guess I am a little curious to find out if I'm still employed. 

Wednesday is a good day for Happy Hour.

5 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Ketchum probably thought he was pulling up his account for his Feeders porn sub. 

No better place to source a new ham guy than the farmers on texags

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

Didn't UNC have some big opt outs prior to that game, too? 

Just their qb rb and wr who combined for 41 touchdowns on the season 

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2 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

Just their qb rb and wr who combined for 41 touchdowns on the season 

Howell played. Their top two rbs, top wr, and best defensive player all opted out.

24 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

The most offensive part of this ... "AnalyticalAg"?  Analytical???

 

 

Ag misspelled “AnalAg”

26 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

How has Austin High managed it for so long?

The trick is smoking a bunch of weed and not giving a shit. 

It's also why we suck at football. 

1 hour ago, Nueces River Rat said:

That is very strange.    I have known folks who went undergrad at one school and then Grad or Whatever Professional Degree at another  and have more of an affiliation  or affection with the later.    Even a few who went to aggy for undergrad and UT for Grad or Med/Pharmacy/ Law  School.  You would never know they were aggy if they didn't tell you or see their undergrad diploma on the wall. Any self respecting person who went to UT for both undergrad and grad school would need to have their heads examined if they joined the cult of aggy, IMO.  I don't care if they were trying to impress and keep a lady happy  if she is aggy.    I'd go to a game with her, but never in the world would I wear aggy shit to make myself feel like I'm part of the cult for one day.  

I can confirm.  In addition to my undergrad from Texas, I have a graduate degree from a university in the midwest which is generally not known for fielding competitive sports teams.  I have a token amount of gear from that school, and I do wear it on occasion.  But over 90% of the time, I wear my Texas gear.  I look back on my four years in Austin very fondly, they went by way too quickly.

27 minutes ago, bullet said:

That game as fun.  One of the highlights of a relatively rough era.

I was in the student section for that game sweating Vodka. Tiki and Ronde Barber on the bad guys. 50 yard walkoff FG. What a cool memory.

Stooopid Texas! Getting suckered into taking more money, a better schedule, easier recruiting, and non bitch-ass conference mates. Fools!

46 minutes ago, dcbc said:

UT and OU requested an invite to the SEC

OU Sucks

aggy mad

Everybody hates us.

Don't care, had SEC[s]

we haz all your conferences ?

1 hour ago, hiphopfroggy said:

What an embarrassment this whole thing is. The state of Texas got played like a fiddle by Bama and a northeastern sports broadcasting company.

Power conference based in Texas? Nope

Texas recruits leaving the state in droves? Yep

Any control over what is happening? Nope

Texas has been raped, pillaged and burned to the ground.  

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1 hour ago, cactusflinthead said:

The Big East?!

 

I miss Big East football. csb years ago me and my hoodlum friends sat in a Mexican restaurant once and the only football on the screen was Big East. We all immediately started shouting at the screen in our best fake manhole-cover-factory accents.

GO FREAKIN PITT

Little waiter dude sneakin around the edge, scared to give us more beer, scared to not give us more beer.

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

holy fuck

ucla, usc, zona, zona+ need to call texas and ou and tell them they will do a deal we can bring oSu and tech, texas and 0u get whatever we want

literally

every coed at ASU has to serve a 6-month mission to norman and austin for "reasons"

if you think Lubbock is drowning in STDs, wait til you sniff the ASU crowd.  Walk across campus and you'll catch something.  Fuck that

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1 minute ago, Zhorn96 said:

if you think Lubbock is drowning in STDs, wait til you sniff the ASU crowd.  Walk across campus and you'll catch something.  Fuck that

I will, gladly. 

So I’m headed to Napa tomorrow with three other couples and just realized each couple is affiliated with a different SEC school: Texas, OU, Florida, and A&M. I feel like some sort of action should be taken. Thoughts?

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2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

So I’m headed to Napa tomorrow with three other couples and just realized each couple is affiliated with a different SEC school: Texas, OU, Florida, and A&M. I feel like some sort of action should be taken. Thoughts?

Pods ?

2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

So I’m headed to Napa tomorrow with three other couples and just realized each couple is affiliated with a different SEC school: Texas, OU, Florida, and A&M. I feel like some sort of action should be taken. Thoughts?

go to Beringer telling them that its "good"

ditch the OU and atm couples

go to V Sattui down the road and laugh at the others

Just now, Zhorn96 said:

go to Beringer telling them that its "good"

ditch the OU and atm couples

go to V Sattui down the road and laugh at the others

Yeah V Sattui, Stag's Leap, and Matthiason are where you want to be 

Are SEC schools taking a significantly larger % of their rosters from Texas HS players today than they were pre-A&M joining? Would be interested in real #s.

6 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

So I’m headed to Napa tomorrow with three other couples and just realized each couple is affiliated with a different SEC school: Texas, OU, Florida, and A&M. I feel like some sort of action should be taken. Thoughts?

STOP at the red traffic lights like the giant blinking scoreboards advise. #NapaProblems    Lulz.

9 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

So I’m headed to Napa tomorrow with three other couples and just realized each couple is affiliated with a different SEC school: Texas, OU, Florida, and A&M. I feel like some sort of action should be taken. Thoughts?

Give the Florida guy bath salts. Don't tell OU or Aggy.

9 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

So I’m headed to Napa tomorrow with three other couples and just realized each couple is affiliated with a different SEC school: Texas, OU, Florida, and A&M. I feel like some sort of action should be taken. Thoughts?

Befriend Gata, keep your distance from Sooner, murder aggy.

1 minute ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

Yeah V Sattui, Stag's Leap, and Matthiason are where you want to be 

if you like port, Prager is across the street from V Sattui.  Allegedly by appointment only but I've rolled in and they dgaf.  Run by 3 brothers it is a different experience from the rest of Napa, dusty, lots of random dollar bills stapled on the walls and fucking amazing dessert wine

Its been a few years since I went but if you want some other unsolicited recs and they havent burned down, Joseph Phelps in St Helena is reservation based but off the charts good.  AlsoTrefethen (Small family owned), Newton, Hall, Stags’s Leap Winery, Chateau Montelena , Frank Fanuky, Duckhorn

I would say this guy is a moron, but his Twitter handle already did that for me.

I’m assuming it’s Helo’s aggy cousin.


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Fuck, I'm like 50 pages behind.  This is depressing as fuck.  I guess now I know how aggy feels.  

10 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Are SEC schools taking a significantly larger % of their rosters from Texas HS players today than they were pre-A&M joining? Would be interested in real #s.

Not from the top 100.  Although they did pretty well in 2020.

10 minutes ago, Zhorn96 said:

AlsoTrefethen (Small family owned)

I had a guy rec that at a local (Austin) liquor store, dang if he wasn't on the money.  I've bought many a bottle since then.

2 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Fuck, I'm like 50 pages behind.  This is depressing as fuck.  I guess now I know how aggy feels.  

good luck with the limp dick….

5 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Fuck, I'm like 50 pages behind.  This is depressing as fuck.  I guess now I know how aggy feels.  

Take your time, the current discussion is mainly just Napa know how.

6 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Fuck, I'm like 50 pages behind.  This is depressing as fuck.  I guess now I know how aggy feels.  

I'm caught up and it was better 50 pages ago.

39 minutes ago, ztejas said:

The trick is smoking a bunch of weed and not giving a shit. 

It's also why we suck at football. 

 

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2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

good luck with the limp dick….

Well apparently I'm not supposed to tap that fine az ass anyways, winning?  

14 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Are SEC schools taking a significantly larger % of their rosters from Texas HS players today than they were pre-A&M joining? Would be interested in real #s.

How do we measure the success rate?

Went to a bowl? Started? X years? Drafted?

Raw numbers of bodies is a bare minimum. It doesn't explain success or failure. 

# of top 100 in Texas by current SEC members (early years Houston Chronicle, later years Rivals:

2006 23

2007 25

2008 24

2009 23

2014 23

2015 28

2016 27

2017 25

2018 30 (aggy took 16, other years were lower)

2019 25

2020 34 (Bama took 7 instead of 1 to 3 in other years and aggy took 14, their 2nd highest total)

 

 

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I had a guy rec that at a local (Austin) liquor store, dang if he wasn't on the money.  I've bought many a bottle since then.

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22 minutes ago, Zhorn96 said:

if you like port, Prager is across the street from V Sattui.  Allegedly by appointment only but I've rolled in and they dgaf.  Run by 3 brothers it is a different experience from the rest of Napa, dusty, lots of random dollar bills stapled on the walls and fucking amazing dessert wine

Its been a few years since I went but if you want some other unsolicited recs and they havent burned down, Joseph Phelps in St Helena is reservation based but off the charts good.  AlsoTrefethen (Small family owned), Newton, Hall, Stags’s Leap Winery, Chateau Montelena , Frank Fanuky, Duckhorn

I like Sequoia Grove.  I used to like Cakebread, but haven't been impressed lately.  May be because it has to travel to Georgia.

36 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

So I’m headed to Napa tomorrow with three other couples and just realized each couple is affiliated with a different SEC school: Texas, OU, Florida, and A&M. I feel like some sort of action should be taken. Thoughts?

You should only tell the sooner and gator about your joke...when just the gents are having some scotch, suggest a nice circle jerk and watch aggy's face light up as he enthusiastically supports your great idea.  You can all laugh at him the rest of the trip...

28 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Give the Florida guy bath salts. Don't tell OU or Aggy.

 

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43 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

So I’m headed to Napa tomorrow with three other couples and just realized each couple is affiliated with a different SEC school: Texas, OU, Florida, and A&M. I feel like some sort of action should be taken. Thoughts?

Gang bang?

16 minutes ago, bullet said:

# of top 100 in Texas by current SEC members (early years Houston Chronicle, later years Rivals:

2006 23

2007 25

2008 24

2009 23

2014 23

2015 28

2016 27

2017 25

2018 30 (aggy took 16, other years were lower)

2019 25

2020 34 (Bama took 7 instead of 1 to 3 in other years and aggy took 14, their 2nd highest total)

Question: Are SEC schools taking a significantly larger % of their rosters from Texas HS players today than they were pre-A&M joining? Would be interested in real #s. 

Aggie went SEC 2011.

 

 

46 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I will, gladly. 

Pre med or pre law? I forget.

2 hours ago, hiphopfroggy said:

Naw, ESPN, in cahoots with the SEC dictated what was to happen and everyone said yes sir. UT didn't have a say in the matter. Clearly there was no plan from any of the Big12 or Texas schools, just got played and then did what they were told.  

I thought hebolios was the dumbest poster on this site. Congrats. You're somehow dumber than someone dumber than a bag of hair. 

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