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Kansas City's airport (MCO?) is the quite literally the worst.

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5 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

If this even remotely true then the B1G is stupid beyond words & the leaders who nixed this should be run out of town. Even if they turned their nose up at ou they already let Nebraska in, for fuck's sake.

Had they taken Texas and ou they would have had great leverage & could have poached other blue bloods. Now they're stuck looking at Kansas and Iowa State and the half million or so eyeballs they draw combined.

Well, if true, I'm glad the B1G fucked up bc tOSU and Michigan are the only rust-belt teams worth playing IMO. Maybe Ped St.

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19 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I was trying to sort of divvy up the map of the SEC into 4 parts where OKC/Dallas/Houston, NOLA, Nashville/Hoover and Atlanta/Greenville/Columbia sort of hits every geographic part. 

You could add Round Rock or Sugar Land if you want to have a fourth location to offset Greenville/Columbia. 

Round Rock’s AAA ball park has that Kalahari 1,000 room hotel/waterpark right across the road.

this reminds me of when Urban Meyer wanted to coach here but we told him no.  that thread was equally wild

4 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

If this even remotely true then the B1G is stupid beyond words & the leaders who nixed this should be run out of town. Even if they turned their nose up at ou they already let Nebraska in, for fuck's sake.

Had they taken Texas and ou they would have had great leverage & could have poached other blue bloods. Now they're stuck looking at Kansas and Iowa State and the half million or so eyeballs they draw combined.

Yep, and they could've kept CFB balanced. B1G would've looked like:

tOSU

Texas

Michigan

ou

Penn St

Wisconsin

 

That's a pretty stout top 6.  Would've been great road trips too.

1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:

Well, if true, I'm glad the B1G fucked up bc tOSU and Michigan are the only rust-belt teams worth playing IMO. Maybe Ped St.

If you don't want an away game in Madison I have no idea what to tell you.

Just now, texifornia said:

If you don't want an away game in Madison I have no idea what to tell you.

I'd rather go to Red Stick and The Grove, but to each his own.

There's a solid chunk of you cocksuckers who should be beaten with reeds and then have your broken, bleeding bodies kicked off the roof of some mid-sized parking garages. Into some piles of glass or used syringes or Geoff Ketchum's mobile porta a potty. Fuck y'all. 

Will the morale improve?
Just now, DFW Horn said:

I'd rather go to Red Stick and The Grove, but to each his own.

While the SEC is the better choice for a few reasons, I'd do Madison over Baton Rouge every time. And Memphis/Oxford over both for a cfb weekend.

10 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

If this even remotely true then the B1G is stupid beyond words & the leaders who nixed this should be run out of town. Even if they turned their nose up at ou they already let Nebraska in, for fuck's sake.

Had they taken Texas and ou they would have had great leverage & could have poached other blue bloods. Now they're stuck looking at Kansas and Iowa State and the half million or so eyeballs they draw combined.

Here's the podcast fwiw.  It's a short listen and some interesting things in there.

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/is-big-ten-about-to-raid-pac-12-in-conference-realignment/id1517259960?i=1000529991696

This sounds like after the fact justification for the Big Ten getting outmaneuvered by the SEC.  I don't believe for a second that the Big Ten would say no to Texas and OU because OU is non-AAU.

Didn’t Corn lose AAU cred - and did not get booted?
1 hour ago, TexEx15 said:

 

I tend to think her content is unfunny and cringe…

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

If you don't want an away game in Madison I have no idea what to tell you.

Yes but only early in the season. That midwest winter cold is something else. 

2 minutes ago, Wade said:

Here's the podcast fwiw.  It's a short listen and some interesting things in there.

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/is-big-ten-about-to-raid-pac-12-in-conference-realignment/id1517259960?i=1000529991696

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Buckeye Scoop's ultimate insider, Nevada Buck, joins host Tom Orr to share what he's hearing.

Well, if Nevada Buck says so, it must be true.

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20 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Who would they be scheming for?  No one worth value is left.  It’s not about just getting to a certain number rather you also have to add a valuable university so you can get more money from tv partners.  Kansas *can* give you that in men’s basketball but that’s a.) the ONLY sport and b.) not the sport really driving this.  Iowa State doesn’t give you that.  Sure, they are AAU, but is that all the bring to the table?  

 

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50 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

There's a solid chunk of you cocksuckers who should be beaten with reeds and then have your broken, bleeding bodies kicked off the roof of some mid-sized parking garages. Into some piles of glass or used syringes or Geoff Ketchum's mobile porta a potty. Fuck y'all. 

You must really like the Kansas City airport.

56 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

There's a solid chunk of you cocksuckers who should be beaten with reeds and then have your broken, bleeding bodies kicked off the roof of some mid-sized parking garages. Into some piles of glass or used syringes or Geoff Ketchum's mobile porta a potty. Fuck y'all. 

Sooo.. Wednesday?

3 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

SIAP. The posturing still continues.

 

 

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49 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

There's a meeting tomorrow????

Oh, shit! We forgot to tell aggy AGAIN about meetings on expansion!

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Lowell Galindo pretty much ruins LHN for everyone so....maybe he's not trolling.

24 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Round Rock’s AAA ball park has that Kalahari 1,000 room hotel/waterpark right across the road.

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9 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

SIAP. The posturing still continues.

 

Obviously won't happen, but nothing would appease me more than A&M take an us or them stance and SEC then proceed to say ok and vote them out.

26 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

this reminds me of when Urban Meyer wanted to coach here but we told him no.  that thread was equally wild

And so many thought THAT was BDE!  Lulz.

5 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

Lowell Galindo pretty much ruins LHN for everyone so....maybe he's not trolling.

Hope ESPN is sending him to the ACC Network

5 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Obviously won't happen, but nothing would appease me more than A&M take an us or them stance and SEC then proceed to say ok and vote them out.

Oh but this gem. 

Discussion and possible action on contractual and governance issues relating to Texas A&M University and the Southeastern Conference.

2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Oh but this gem. 

Discussion and possible action on contractual and governance issues relating to Texas A&M University and the Southeastern Conference.

So, what's the over/under on the number of times the phrase "gentleman's agreement" is used during that discussion?

 

10 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

Lowell Galindo pretty much ruins LHN for everyone so....

I could live with him if it meant we wouldn’t lose all of those Horns baseball games with Moreland and Swindell.  That makes me sad …

1 minute ago, utee94 said:

So, what's the over/under on the number of times the phrase "gentleman's agreement" is used during that discussion?

 

About as many times as they say Damn Sips. 

3 minutes ago, utee94 said:

So, what's the over/under on the number of times the phrase "gentleman's agreement" is used during that discussion?

 

About tree-fiddy.

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Who is tarp from 247?

Jeff tarpley 

24 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

SIAP. The posturing still continues.

 

Hopefully they're wearing their masks. Hate to catch Delta in the midst of such a heated discussion.

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1 minute ago, Gidnik said:

Jeff tarpley 

Thanks.  Some posters on IT are saying he is saying there actually won’t be a vote tomorrow.  Not sure how reliable he is or what post they are referring that he made. 

4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Thanks.  Some posters on IT are saying he is saying there actually won’t be a vote tomorrow.  Not sure how reliable he is or what post they are referring that he made. 

Maybe it will play out like this:

Chair: "Do we have a motion to accept Texas and Oklahoma into the SEC unanimously?"

Unnamed SEC School Prez: "So moved."

Chair: "Can we get a second?"

Another SEC School Prez: "Seconded."

Chair: "All right.  All those in favor?"

[almost everyone says "Aye"]

Chair:  "All opposed?  Texas A&M, you keep your damn mouth shut."

 

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I'm sure ESPN will listen to you, Big 12.

 

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21 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

SIAP. The posturing still continues.

 

For those too lazy to click, I'll repost the agenda here. You might want to buckle up, it's going to be a long one.

4:00P Yell Practice

4:30P Marching, hutting and hollering

4:45P Ceremonial fucking of the sheep

4:46P Bitching about mean ol tu

9:45P Discussion of potential legal enforcement of "gentleman's agreement" and other potential lawsuits vs. SEC

10:00P Glory hole break

10:15 Drafting of official resolution admitting how fucked they are

10:15P Identification and subsequent firing of scapegoat

11:00P S-E-C chant

11:30P Adjournment

Just now, mdmost said:

I'm sure ESPN will listen to you, Big 12.

 

Holy shit hahaha. That's amazing.

5 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I'm sure ESPN will listen to you, Big 12.

 

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This sounds like after the fact justification for the Big Ten getting outmaneuvered by the SEC.  I don't believe for a second that the Big Ten would say no to Texas and OU because OU is non-AAU.

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6 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I'm sure ESPN will listen to you, Big 12.

 

Thats Aggy level fantasyland action right there.  Jesus

7 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I'm sure ESPN will listen to you, Big 12.

 

about to start getting spicy

1 hour ago, TenCarryTom said:

I know that the SEC is voting tomorrow but does anyone know what time?

Yes 

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