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1 minute ago, Droopy said:

This is the Big XII’s attempt to save the conference, clearly, the leftovers are scrambling to find a new home and asking for help in doing so. This conference is flatlined and the commish is still warming up the paddles. 
 

I bet Bowlsby’s ass is up at night now. What a complete buffoon. 

Here's the funny part, the lawyer is representing the remaining 8, but every one of the remaining 8 is looking for a side door.

9 minutes ago, maninblack said:

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Coach Beard made a couple too many trips to Franklin's I see.

2 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

It's posts like these that make me think Sydney looks like this in real life. 

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This is fairly accurate. A little more Tony Soprano than Christopher physically, but you’re in the ballpark. 

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2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

If you come across a very popular meme or video that is going viral and is very popular, you can already bet it’s been posted here 2139 times so the last thing you should think to yourself is “nah, this ain’t been posted on surly yet!”

 

Rookie mistake. I'll take my negs and grow from them.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

If you don't want an away game in Madison I have no idea what to tell you.

Madison is a fun trip, but State College sucks balls.

8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

If you come across a very popular meme or video that is going viral and is very popular, you can already bet it’s been posted here 2139 times so the last thing you should think to yourself is “nah, this ain’t been posted on surly yet!”

 

Post that shit. I hadn't seen it yet and this thread grows too fast to keep up with everything.

 

 

29 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:


This seems to be what is happening. ESPN is talking to IR8 individually as Big 12 front office is preaching solidarity. My guess is that those who can find life
rafts off the sinking ship will take them.

Where does this stop. Can they also try the same move against Fox / BIG / PAC / ACC ? 

Just now, BigHornedLurker said:

Where does this stop. Can they also try the same move against Fox / BIG / PAC / ACC ? 

If anyone talks to anyone, ever, about anything, this man will sue you back to the stone age:

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41 minutes ago, mdmost said:

 

Sounds like the Tech to Pac thing may have been more than smoke. 

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Bowlsby also sent a letter to himself threatening to sue for lack of institutional control and negligence.  He’s really upset with himself.  

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What kind of fucking signature is that.  Just needs to do it in sharpie next time.  No C/R.

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8 minutes ago, Old Freak Nasty said:

Madison is a fun trip, but State College sucks balls.

Also not terribly impressed with Champaign, Iowa City, Bloomington, or West Lafayette, either.

But Evanston is pretty rad...especially since you can just hop on the El and party in Chicago.

2 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

His signature is as retarded as he is. 

3 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:
What kind of fucking signature is that.  Just needs to do it in sharpie next time.  No C/R.

Sharpie is way more NSAA than CR...

 

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3 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

If anyone talks to anyone, ever, about anything, this man will sue you back to the stone age:

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Bowlsby looks like the assistant high school principal who doesn't know how to wield a paddle. Empty suit

4 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

What kind of fucking signature is that.  Just needs to do it in sharpie next time.  No C/R.

That signature is about like a useless M3.0 earthquake....
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30 minutes ago, Droopy said:

Dude, with all due respect, fuck Bricktown Ballpark. Did you happen to see the SEC baseball tournament? It was light years better than OKC. And who the fuck WANTS to go to Oklahoma for anything? OU would leave if they could. 

Yea no problem with that at all.   Just thinking along the lines if the SEC feels they have to throw a bone to Oklahoma, this would be it because they've hosted the B12 for so long.  But yea, the heck with them.   Being the scenarios with the other sports kind of give states with the adequate venues a chance to host the tourneys/championships. 

I'd like it to be here in Texas.... Round Rock, Sugarland, etc. have the venues.  Heck to be a homer I offer Whataburger (now managed by Chicago) Field in my backyard as an option.  Softball absolutely needs to be not held in OKC since they hold the Softball CWS too and as much as we hate, OU has been constant attendee at softball CWS.  Make them travel for something for crying outload.  They don't leave the OKC/Norman area for anything for the duration of the Softball post season.

5 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

What kind of fucking signature is that.  Just needs to do it in sharpie next time.  No C/R.

Why does he have 16 Ts in his signature? I only count one in his name. I mean, seriously, what the hell is going on there?

Very un-Hartzell like

1 minute ago, jinx said:

Why does he have 16 Ts in his signature? I only count one in his name. I mean, seriously, what the hell is going on there?

Very un-Hartzell like

Mr T should sue Bowlsby for Trademark infringement. 

4 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Sharpie is way more NSAA than CR...

 

Damnit man.  You just beat me.

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1 minute ago, jinx said:

Why does he have 16 Ts in his signature? I only count one in his name. I mean, seriously, what the hell is going on there?

Very un-Hartzell like

I read it as Nuuuuuuuuttttty

Finebaum is on right now, because reasons.  Goddamn,  a caller (David, from Texas) is an ag, and he's such a beating.

 

Whining, bitching, dripping vag of a man.  He needs bitch slapped.

 

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9 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

What kind of fucking signature is that.  Just needs to do it in sharpie next time.  No C/R.

 

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51 minutes ago, mdmost said:

 

The Big12 doing their best aggy impersonation.  Because of course they are. 

2 minutes ago, jinx said:

Why does he have 16 Ts in his signature? 

Actually it’s spelled Rohahahahahahahahabert

Must be a bit some guys do. Jack Lew’s signature was ridiculous.

1 minute ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

What I wouldn't give to have someone, anyone, go after my member. It's been a while. 

1 minute ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Must be a bit some guys do. Jack Lew’s signature was ridiculous.

Yup! Immediately thought of that, too.

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1 minute ago, maninblack said:

This offseason fucks

2021 offseason:

  • Herman fired
  • Urban Meyer fiasco
  • Sark hired
  • Shaka fired
  • Beard hired
  • CWS 3rd place finish
  • Flipped the bird to the Big 12 and joining the SEC

What a ride. 

Bowlsby is being very public about all this.

 

28 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I mean, if you want to throw a bone to UT/A&M/LSU to geographically feature another part of your SEC region, you can grab a minor league park in Texas (Round Rock or Sugar Land).  

The baseball  tournament won't leave Hoover (it's been the tournament site for 23 years).  It's all wishcasting that the SEC rotate their champ sites to feature different parts of their conference. 

But we should just get used to annual road trips to Hoover for the SEC baseball tournament, Nashville for the SEC basketball tournament and occasionally to Atlanta for the SEC football championship.  The SEC softball tournament actually rotates through campuses, so it may come to Austin (and Norman) very soon.  

I'm good with it staying at Hoover.  Does their basketball tourney rotate?    

For sure Jerry is going to make a pitch to have football rotate especially with the Big12 going down the drain he won't have a conference championship with state ties left.   Atlanta better prepare to lose that battle.  

I’m a few posts behind but Madison is a top 5 place to see a college football game. That town is awesome on a football weekend. It’s much more alive than most all Texas’ choir-like gamedays, that’s for sure. 
 

Also LOL at the Big 12 trying to strongarm ESPN. Good luck, Bob.

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1 minute ago, Nueces River Rat said:

I'm good with it staying at Hoover.  Does their basketball tourney rotate?    

Looks like its in Nashville until 2030, except 2022 in Tampa? 

3 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

What I wouldn't give to have someone, anyone, go after my member. It's been a while. 

I read this in Henny Youngman’s voice

Just now, maninblack said:

Bowlsby is going to have to send the same letter to Fox tomorrow

He should be brushing off his resume , this dude is done 

1 minute ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I’m a few posts behind but Madison is a top 5 place to see a college football game. That town is awesome on a football weekend. 

It’s much more alive than most all Texas’ choir-like gamedays, that’s for sure. 

Agree, we should definitely schedule a home-and-home with the Badgers.  In September.
 

But we must never, ever join their frozen tundra conference.

 

Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

Has Bowlsby lost his damn mind?

Desperation is a hell of a drug.

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