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TCU gets totally buttfucked there.  I love it.

5 minutes ago, Doyle Hargreaves said:

Actually, you are leaving us. We aint going nowhere. 
 

I can use a good ass whuppin. Either way is fine with me is one wants to see about it. 

That was written from your perspective, dummy. 

2 hours ago, USNALonghorn said:

I agree. SEC chants are super lame. However, if one is going on while the championship trophy is presented to Texas or OU, I'm all for it. It would be a great fuck you to the Big12.

 

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What a clusterfuck this guy's, @BigGameBoomer, "new" Big 12 is.....

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1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

Boy I’d like to be a fly on the wall in that meeting for all that juicy proprietary information

21 minutes ago, Doyle Hargreaves said:

You are joining Mississippi today. Congrats. Send a pic of the new robe. 
 

I live in Spur. Name is Don Ed. I dine every Friday at the Ponderosa over in Dickens. (Rib day) 

Hollar at me if you need an ass whuppin. 

[Roy D] Well just how big a boy are ya? [ Mercer]

4 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

The buyout is going to be reduced no matter what. 

$10 to $15 million per member is nothing. If you think that small amount of money is going to keep the irate 8 from leaving I don't know what to tell you. 

There seems to be a huge benefit to staying one season. Not because of the buyout, but because of the $40 million TV payout per member. No one is going to get that elsewhere. Things get murky in a hurry after that. The buyout is the final 2 years of distributions. Texas and OU are staying this year so there's no reason the buyout would drop in year one. That's $80 million in year one (setting aside any legal challenges from Texas and OU). But next season, there's no way ESPN and Fox pay $40 million per school. Just for the sake of argument, let's use $20 million for a round and very generous number. That means the total buyout payment that each school would get is $15 million over two years. Not bad, but probably not going to keep anyone from looking around. But the payment for this upcoming year would. Teams can expect something like:

Year 1: $50 million ($40 million for their share of the TV contract plus $10 million in buyout money)

Year 2: $25 million ($20 million for their share of the TV contract and $5 million in buyout) plus whatever comes from Texas/OU grant of rights.

Year one is an easy decision unless you know you can reserve a seat in the B1G and possibly the Pac 12. If more teams withdraw this year, everyone else is screwed. If not, the prisoner's dilemma kicks in for year two. You might get $25 million. You might be homeless. If I'm Texas/OU/ESPN, I offer $160 million to settle everything after one year. Each school gets $60 million next year ($40 million from TV rights plus $20 million in buyout money) and can immediately start looking for a new home. Schools would have a relatively straight forward decision - is $20 million worth the uncertainty that comes in year two? That's a shitty deal if all 8 schools can stick together and somehow win the ensuing legal battles. [Narrator: there's virtually no chance they all stick together and win the ensuing legal battles.] It's a fantastic deal if more schools withdraw soon and a decent deal if everyone can hang on for one year.

7 minutes ago, Smax said:

orphaned 8 -Texas is bad you guys run the conference, you want unequal revenue share, The LHN isn't fare, bitch moan whine whine whine

 

Texas - ok we're out we have a better opportunity elsewhere

 

Orphaned 8 - no don't go we need you

No and yes. Were definitely butthurt over the money haircut. But as far as seeing you or playing you. Personally, Idgaf. 
 

There is little chance the 8 would have competition wise with richer schools being able to stack rosters using the NIL. 
 

 

40 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I know where I am, so I don't complain too much, but this "freeloader" stuff is just silly. That's how conferences work. Unless and until you guys go full Prestige Worldwide, conferences have programs making more than they would on their own. That's how conferences work (for now at least).

 

You aren't getting it.

 

Because of its association to the SEC, Vanderbilt by itself could command up* to an additional $250 million per year to the B10 TV contract.  My media analysis company calculated this just recently.  Because reasons.

 

 

 

 

*probably more like $25 a year, but I digress.

 

 

 

 

 

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13 hours ago, Newy25 said:

I was in a meeting with an Ok State grad today (until he said something I had no idea where he went to school). Apparently the fact that I went to Texas was somehow public knowledge to the group I was meeting which is strange enough for an entirely different discussion. He opens with “you guys destroy every conference you ever join.”  I was taken back considering I wasn’t prepared for the professional response that was required of me. The “have fun in the Sun Belt with your 18 fans that watch you on TV” response was not appropriate for the setting. The only thing I came up with was “what about OU? Didn’t they destroy the conference with us?” No response. 

The narrative really is we are to blame for everything. It’s all our fault. Not any of the good like creating the Big 12 and solely keeping it alive the last 10 years so schools like Ok State can collect tens of millions a year they would not otherwise get. Just the bad. So fuck it. If everyone thinks we are the evil empire, lets blow up some fucking planets with our Death Star because we are going to be hated anyway.  We might as well grab all of the money and athletic success we can get in the process. 

"It sounds like we are and were horrible to share a conference with, so by removing ourselves it should be nothing but happiness and goodness to your school.  So you're welcome."

2 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

[Roy D] Well just how big a boy are ya? [ Mercer]

"I hope you save the bones on those ribs 'cos you might need to replace a few of yur own after I come down thur."

24 minutes ago, Doyle Hargreaves said:

You are joining Mississippi today. Congrats. Send a pic of the new robe. 
 

I live in Spur. Name is Don Ed. I dine every Friday at the Ponderosa over in Dickens. (Rib day) 

Hollar at me if you need an ass whuppin. 

I personally only fight idiots from sports forums in Temecula. 

You should see someone to help with your anger issues.

14 minutes ago, Doyle Hargreaves said:

Times have changed. Were 70% Hispanic folks. I love them. 

28 from purgatory.

Keep on going. You can get crowd sourced before the night shift.

1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

28 from purgatory.

Keep on going. You can get crowd sourced before the night shift.

You mean 5...

Just now, cactusflinthead said:

28 from purgatory.

Keep on going. You can get crowd sourced before the night shift.

Not my first rodeo. Bring the hate! 

Am I the only one that suspects that Tech is the one that ratted out ESPN if those rumors are true?  They are already salty about the Beard situation, and they have a pretty poor history with ESPN (craig james did kill 5 hookers afterall).  

Either way, I dont get the plea from the Big 12.  Its like asking the employees of a dying company to stick around and work until the lights go off without looking for another job first.  Why would they stick around to make the Big 12 every last drop of money possible when they could bounce and secure their future for the next 10-20 years?

Big 12 dumb.

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I personally only fight idiots from sports forums in Temecula. 
You should see someone to help with your anger issues.

I like to stop mudholes in Muleshoe myself
2 minutes ago, Doyle Hargreaves said:

Not my first rodeo. Bring the hate! 

 

And just like that... 

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51 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I know where I am, so I don't complain too much, but this "freeloader" stuff is just silly. That's how conferences work. Unless and until you guys go full Prestige Worldwide, conferences have programs making more than they would on their own. That's how conferences work (for now at least).

It's actually not how conferences work. Healthy, long term conferences don't have this problem and when they do they relentlessly pick on the less fortunate (see B1G and Rutgers). Is there a perfect balance? no, but don't try to come in here and bullshit us that if MICH and OSU left that the B1G would implode like the Big XII did. They have Wiscy, Mich st, PSU, etc etc basically everyone but shit ass rutgers has a very substantial fanbase and a big portion of eyes would still watch those games. Michigan has been dogshit the last 15 years and they are nowhere near the Brand that Texas is financially when they are bad. 

35 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Of course not...  Can you imagine USC and Stanford fans having to visit Waco and Lubbock every few years?   Connecting flights are not their thing.

Those fans barely attend their own home games. Do you really think they are going to attend away games?

Just now, UncleBuck said:

Don at the Ponderosa or whatever tf this evening.

mad tv show GIF by HULU

Thought it was Friday? Just…uh…checking.

2 minutes ago, DiceHands said:

Am I the only one that suspects that Tech is the one that ratted out ESPN if those rumors are true?  They are already salty about the Beard situation, and they have a pretty poor history with ESPN (craig james did kill 5 hookers afterall).  

Either way, I dont get the plea from the Big 12.  Its like asking the employees of a dying company to stick around and work until the lights go off without looking for another job first.  Why would they stick around to make the Big 12 every last drop of money possible when they could bounce and secure their future for the next 10-20 years?

Big 12 dumb.

Not all of them will have this opportunity.  And possibly, none of them will have this opportunity.  They have to work back-channels to try to find better slots in P5 conferences, but publicly they still need to attempt to save the B12.  It's a tough place to be and I feel sympathy for (most of) them.

 

Just now, Moby Ric said:

Doyle is dead.  

Not quite dead yet. It remains to be seen if he gets to -200. Odds are good.

I wanna see an unhinged screed before that.

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

Thought it was Friday? Just…uh…checking.

That's for Rib night. Pulled Pork tonight.

9 minutes ago, Jasper_Jester said:

I personally only fight idiots from sports forums in Temecula. 

You should see someone to help with your anger issues.

It would have been funnier if you had said "Moron Valley" instead of Temecula.  Lulz.

Just now, Longboard Horn said:

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HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.............breath..................HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

It's almost like Doyle wasn't around for Colorado, Nebraska, Maryland, Mizzou, and aggy defections. Reading comprehension fail, too, from previous posts on the negotiated settlements.

Next, he’s going to say that the irate 8 are going to get punitive, pain and suffering damages, and medical expenses covered because someone stubbed his toe when hearing that TX/OU were leaving the Big XII.  My god it’s like playing cards with my brother’s kids.

1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

Twitter rumors that Poor Jud is also.

"Poor Jud is daid! It breaks my heart!"  Lulz.

11 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

sit down to dinner

midnight

finebaum replay

whoever will in austin is, FUCK YOU you dipshit

no one with any street cred on this site is talking shit to the effect that we are running anything

Yeah. Fuck will in austin!

1 minute ago, Longboard Horn said:

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That's a lot of paint thinner before noon

1 minute ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Not so much a hot take as a steaming one.

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Based on their history, they’re a better fit for the big10
1 minute ago, UncleBuck said:

That's for Rib night. Pulled Pork is every night.

FIFY

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