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1 hour ago, maninblack said:

Finebaum just said, "he admires how many people hate Texas. Everyone has a rival but everyone appears to be Texas' rival."

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Norman.....

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3 minutes ago, tonedeaf said:

Considering the source......OK.

 

6 minutes ago, touchthemonolith said:

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Look at timestamp. 

I hope all you know this is a 100 year decision.

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

I was listening to Cowherd one day and he saw some poll where like 12 teams said we were their main rival.

Then they should pay us for the name, image and likeness....and then, we might let'm be our rival....maybe.

2 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

Me lurking TexAgs the last hour...

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I'm on there with about four different socks right now just spewing straight up diarrhea through my keyboard. Having this much fun should be illegal.

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19 minutes ago, Lowcountry Hog said:

Congrats. Now that Aggy has been brought to heel I’m back to hating you.  I pray to Cedric Cobbs, Todd Day, Lee Mayberry, Quinn Grovey, Ken Hatfield and Nolan Richardson that we are pod partners.  

Get bent Horns.  See ya September 11th       Woo Pig

 

Woo Pig??

You list basketball players/coach from arky in a football thread??

My reply: 

December 6th, 1969      HOOK 'EM !!! 🤘

 

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43 minutes ago, OnAComputer said:

bump

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1 hour ago, MillerEP said:

They were already being dragged on social media, so this looks better for optics and allowed them to save some face.

....but, we still know how they really feel about Texas.

13 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Then they should pay us for the name, image and likeness....and then, we might let'm be our rival....maybe.

Everyone who hates us already pays us to buy Texas merchandise/gear so they can deface it, display it upside-down, and go "Furk!", including Mobilehoma which is one of the largest non-Texas category of customers.

Damn, did that merchandise marketshare just explode with sheer (new SEC) hatred! Texas merch will get ramped up to insane degrees just to keep up with the new SEC demand --- with Texas laughing all the way to the bank! 

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The Texas Money Machine Goes BRRRRRR!  Lulz.

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1 hour ago, mdleast said:

 

Has the secsec ever had a vote about another team coming into their conference when they DID NOT all vote for them?

23 minutes ago, Lowcountry Hog said:

Congrats. 
 

Now that Aggy has been brought to heel I’m back to hating you.  I pray to Cedric Cobbs, Todd Day, Lee Mayberry, Quinn Grovey, Ken Hatfield and Nolan Richardson that we are pod partners.  

Get bent Horns.  See ya September 11th

Woo Pig

Stupid Pigs love 9/11

So basically the remaining Big 12 members can either:

a) allow us to leave quickly and easily by accepting an exit payment from Texas & OU for doing so (and then quickly look for homes elsewhere or quickly find new members)

or

b) fight us on it and hope they aren't the last ones stuck without a home elsewhere and then not get anything at all but a legal bill as the conference proceeds to implode

20 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Austin's own, Amber Heard

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Sat behind her in geometry during high school. 

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Does any other team’s primary local media representative enjoy trolling them as much as Bohls does? Just absurd that we have to put up with this shit.

5 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Has the secsec ever had a vote about another team coming into their conference when they DID NOT all vote for them?

Aggy and Mizzou wasn't unanimous. Vandy abstained.

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous.
 

 

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Nicole...you really know how to get guys to give you a thumbs-up....but, we are ok with this!

19 minutes ago, touchthemonolith said:

I'm on there with about four different socks right now just spewing straight up diarrhea through my keyboard. Having this much fun should be illegal.

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42 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Oh blue moon of Kentucky keep on shining

 

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8 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Does any other team’s primary local media representative enjoy trolling them as much as Bohls does? Just absurd that we have to put up with this shit.
 

He is such an utter piece of shit. I hopt UT just completely freezes his dumb ass out. It won't make a bit of difference in how he covers the team. The AAS is a joke of a newspaper and I wish they would outsource their sports page like many other papers have to news aggregators. He adds zero insight or value to his coverage. Such a bitchass.

10 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Does any other team’s primary local media representative enjoy trolling them as much as Bohls does? Just absurd that we have to put up with this shit.
 

No.

16 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Sat behind her in geometry during high school. 

So, what’s your angle on her?

1 hour ago, Rip76 said:

The jokes just write themselves man.

aggypedia is gonna need to be updated....tomorrow!

1 hour ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

still funny

That's why Land Thieves were useful in this instance.

2 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Finebaum should divide his show into two parts. Callers and reporters/experts. There’s worthwhile information on his show, but you have to wade through 50 minutes of Legend, Squirrel, and 85 year old shut in calls to get to a 10 minute interview with Pat Forde. 

Billfromlaketravis sure as shit sounds like a caller on Finebaum's show...  Nice try, pal!

1 minute ago, dcbc said:

That's why Land Thieves were useful in this instance.

Sometimes a merry band of lawless idiot thieves are good company. 

22 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Sat behind her in geometry during high school. 

Best excuse for being a regard on this site.

1 hour ago, JFKFC said:

 

So, basically, all we had to do was make a couple of phone calls.....or did secsec call us?

49 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

That one is on Dessau Road in Austin..... if a hurricane is that strong when 200 miles inland, you don't want to be anywhere near it (geez, like 1961 Hurricane Carla strength or worse), speaking from experience of all the hurricanes & tropical storms I've seen growing up and living in Houston.

Grew up in the 409 so yeah I know something about hurricanes too

6 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Poor Doyle...

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I’ve always wondered how bad this lady got fucked up.  That melon explodes. 

1 hour ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

Wife is over there tonight.  I decided to sit it out because drinking beer and reading Surly seemed like more fun this time around.

1 hour ago, TShirtFan said:

Uh..., who is this actress?

Your very first post on Surly is to ask who that actress is?    Well done....welcome aboard!

Seeing Bohls talk shit makes me glad I dropped my subscription to his rag.

 

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I think we should all take a minute and really think about A&M's reaction when they got the news.

I'm not talking about the incredibly over-inflated sense of self-importance they have. That's obvious. They thought they were more important to the SEC than they are. Everyone knows that and it's been discussed. But I want everyone to stop and think about the level of sheer, mind-boggling, unbelievable clueless stupidity displayed by their immediate reactions.

They had just been told that the entire rest of the conference except Missouri had been discussing Texas and Oklahoma joining the conference and that it was going to happen. IMMEDIATELY AFTER LEARNING THIS their reaction is that it won't happen because of their genuine belief that their opinion matters too much to the conference. Again, they had just found out the conference worked around them for basically a year and their response is based on their belief that they're too important for the conference to do something without them. Basically it was like this:

SEC (speaking to A&M and Missouri): "Guys, we need to talk. The rest of the guys have been working on it for a while, and we've all agreed that we're going to invite Texas and Oklahoma to join the conference. It's all going to go down next week."

Missouri: "Okay."

A&M: "No way, the rest of the guys will never go for it."

SEC: "..."

A&M: "Will never happen."

SEC: "I just told you the rest of the guys planned the whole thing."

A&M: "Nuh uh. No way. We're too valued."

SEC: "..."

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