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2 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

And a toilet-seat-shaped empty stadium...... seems apropos.

Chip and Joanna will turn it into a new Magnolia store. The product on the field will be just as shitty, and the people entering to buy will be just as trashy.

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Sure Kurt, sure.

 

If Alabama, Georgia, Florida, Tennessee and LSU want this to happen....it's happening.  

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

If this should happens, wonder which division Texas and OU go to and if separate no longer play each other every year?

Assuming they keep the same divisional format, I assume Bama and Auburn will move east and Mizzou will join UT and OU in the West.

 

 

I've almost talked myself into getting a Sicem365 account. 

Almost.

6 minutes ago, sportsbay said:

TCU can finally make that SMU rivalry worth something.  Think Fatterson is sweating this afternoon?

ha.  fatterson and baylor are making up marketing materials right now that say Texas left because they couldn't beat them consistently like the old days.

aggy never has realized just how much they got used by the old guard SEC to break into Texas.  Now that they are no longer useful to that purpose....well good luck boys.  

Just now, dcar00 said:

ha.  fatterson and baylor are making up marketing materials right now that say Texas left because they couldn't beat them consistently like the old days.

Fatterson wouldn’t be wrong 😡

2 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

I've almost talked myself into getting a Sicem365 account. 

Almost.

From what I’m reading, Baylor fans have just accepted they won’t be part of any realignment to P5 conferences.  They are talking about the AAC.

3 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

Oh good, an unimpeachable source.

anyone that saw that video of the aggy AD and didn't see the writing on the wall is an idiot.  that guy's dog just died.

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Ross Bjork wants you to know THAT THERE ARE NO HOUSES AVAILABLE IN TUSCANY. Just in case you were thinking about it.

 

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

From what I’m reading, Baylor fans have just accepted they won’t be part of any realignment to P5 conferences.  They are talking about the AAC.

No panic?

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

ha.  fatterson and baylor are making up marketing materials right now that say Texas left because they couldn't beat them consistently like the old days.

They can use them as seat covers for the empty sections.

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

From what I’m reading, Baylor fans have just accepted they won’t be part of any realignment to P5 conferences.  They are talking about the AAC.

I like that they’re still beaten down from Rhule and Mulkey bailing on them 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Fatterson wouldn’t be wrong 😡

well yeah but the image of fatterson running round the marketing dept at TCU urgently making copies of flyers saying Texas is scared is funny to me.

2 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

I've almost talked myself into getting a Sicem365 account. 

Almost.

One of the first replies on OrangePower.com is a poster wondering if Texas and OU are just trying to "renegotiate with the BXII and want leverage."

Ummm....we've already got all of the leverage. There's nothing else to negotiate.

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1st Generation Ag said:
tu joining the conference would undo all the progress we've made.
Bull**** it would. Not only does our campus have the culture, but our locker room has toughness. You can thank Jimbo for that. Even Mack Brown couldn't change the entitled attitude at t.u. They'd get their ass whipped every year by MSU like we did under Sumlin.

Chortle

Just now, dcar00 said:

anyone that saw that video of the aggy AD and didn't see the writing on the wall is an idiot.  that guy's dog just died.

Watching that made me think about the scene in Independence Day where President Whitmore is firmly telling Judd Hirsch that there are no aliens, there is no Area 51 and the look on his face after the SecDef says, "Mr President....that's not entirely accurate."

24 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

This guy jumps just to see what’s on the countertop.  Fuck him.  

Join or not.....love seeing these cocksuckers squirm

25 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

there is no way they vote no unless they can get someone else to vote no with them and Daddy says it's okay

FIFY.

2 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

When do we start buying SEC merch and crap?

First we need a billboard...

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1 minute ago, Texas Wahoo said:

First we need a billboard...

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I know just the guys to do it

Zwerneman on Finebaum... Said his source is a high ranking college official "who would know." "...an impeccable source, one I've relied on for decades."

How many years until the student body is chanting SEC! SEC! SEC! At DKR? 🤮

1 minute ago, Texas Wahoo said:

First we need a billboard...

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Jesus, for as much as aggy like to babble about tradition, they certainly don't know much about their own history.

Also, being the cleanest program in the SEC, if they actually were that, would be like claiming to be the cleanest girl at Tech because you only have herpes.

Bama and Auburn move east and Texas and ou slide into the west

4 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

aggy never has realized just how much they got used by the old guard SEC to break into Texas.  Now that they are no longer useful to that purpose....well good luck boys.  

yep.  Its too bad our AD was such a clusterfuck that we couldn't take advantage of the golden opportunity of being in a pretty easy conf to win.  OU just cleaned up while we were fucking around in our own shit.

SEC knew that NEB and Colorado leaving wasn't going to be enough.  

the best is going to be when Bama and Auburn won't be in our division and aggy thinks they got this. 

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Watching that made me think about the scene in Independence Day where President Whitmore is firmly telling Judd Hirsch that there are no aliens, there is no Area 51 and the look on his face after the SecDef says, "Mr President....that's not entirely accurate."

Funny because when I heard about this possible development, it made me think of the scene in Independence Day where Randy Quaid (Texas) is telling the Aliens (aggy) he’s back….

2 hours ago, jwtexan said:

Lets talk divisions... 

You want old school two divisions... or pods? 

– Texas
– Oklahoma
– Texas A&M
– Arkansas
– LSU
– Missouri
– Ole Miss
– Miss State

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– Alabama
– Auburn
– Florida
– Georgia
– Tennessee
– Vanderbilt
– South Carolina
– Kentucky
-----------------------Or---------------------

– Texas
– Oklahoma
– Texas A&M
– Arkansas

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– LSU
– Missouri
– Ole Miss
– Miss State

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– Alabama
– Auburn
– Tennessee
– Vanderbilt
 

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– Florida
– Georgia
– South Carolina
– Kentucky

 

Pods all the way

are there red raider or bear leeches in the legislature that will try and fuck this over? 

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

 

Jesus, for as much as aggy like to babble about tradition, they certainly don't know much about their own history.

Also, being the cleanest program in the SEC, if they actually were that, would be like claiming to be the cleanest girl at Tech because you only have herpes.

Sooo who wants to tell him?

Zwerneman on Finebaum... Said his source is a high ranking college official "who would know." "...an impeccable source, one I've relied on for decades."
Ended by saying pretty much a done deal, possibly within weeks (like he said in his story). Confirm that they went through the normal editorial approval process to make sure the sources were legit.
6 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

When do we start buying SEC merch and crap?

Never. 

11 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Sure Kurt, sure.

 

Chuck Cedar from Mr. Deeds to A&M  “You’ll have to persuade just about everyone here to start hating money” 

I think all the talk about should we or shouldn't we is wrong. We should be talking about how hilarious this is for A&M fans that thought they could have eternal scoreboard over us without ever having to beat us. It's just so fucking funny.

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if it happens the first fucker who starts an sec chant is banned for life

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I think we should tell them we prefer LSU for our Thanksgiving game.

1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

if it happens the first fucker who starts an sec chant is banned for life

And exiled to Collie Station right way. 

8 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

When do we start buying SEC merch and crap?

Fuck that. I will never rep or cheer for the conference. It’s Texas vs everyone else. The other schools don’t give a fuck about you and the It just means more bullshit means nothing unless you win. 

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3 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Never. 

Este.  I will never, ever own/wear anything that has "SEC" on it.  Only morons do that. 

2 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

I think we should tell them we prefer LSU for our Thanksgiving game.

We need to big brother the shit out of those rubes (aggy that is)

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The SEC membership (including A&M, regardless of how "reluctant" we'll make it seem to the media) will likely unanimously vote based on one thing...how many extra dollars the deal extracts from Disney and/or Fox and adds them to their bottom line.

5 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Never. 

Seriously. I may stab a Texas fan that starts that shit 

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