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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized

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#8801
31 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:
BREAKING: LB transfer Juwan Mitchell was dismissed from the team by ASU coaches after just one week of camp due to Kenny Dillingham’s focus on fostering the type of culture he wants despite Mitchell previously starting at Tennessee and Texashttps://t.co/GDGgUb12qF

 

Reasonably talented player, not an academic problem, and just a complete fucking dickhead it seems like.

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#8803
12 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

The grime on Tony Grimes ... 

 

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"But other than that ... "

 

 

 It's not just that he isn't quick, he's also slow."

#8805
30 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

The grime on Tony Grimes ... 

 

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"But other than that ... "

 

 

That sounds like my scouting report

#8806
19 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 It's not just that he isn't quick, he's also slow."

"We've got ourselves another Leon O'Neal! Whoop!" - aggie

#8807
14 minutes ago, Mr. Drummond said:

Pretty much my recruiting profile coming out of the mean streets of sugar land in the 80s.

Yep. 

"He's not strong but he makes up for it by being slow."

#8809
45 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

The grime on Tony Grimes ... 

 

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"But other than that ... "

 

 

Just how bad does he have to look in practice to be dragged like that by Tarp…

#8810

From the Grimes thread.

 

You know, it really sucks when you go by ... 4 year old HS rankings ... as opposed to about 3 years of on field results at the college level ... and you realize you were wrong.

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NOTHING gets past 'ol FTWAggie.

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dutch1999 and HeyBlinkin discuss the definition of tearing a player down, and the semantics of dog ****.

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Tarp attempts to settle the argument with cold, dispassionate empiricism.  

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"tcmay ... y u b dat way? ... "

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Close encounters of the glass-half-full kind.  With a dose of reality.

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"The bench, sir!  The bench! Have you considered sitting his 'ol hiney on the piney?"

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Humoring BelowMe's prattling is clearly BelowTarp.

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Backups!  You can never have too many backups!

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Thick? Stiff?  What the hell is going on here, OldAg89??

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Ah, yes.  BOMC allegations on the horizon ... 

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The new guys will solve everything!

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Can we just ship him off to the NFL, while we win "nattys"?

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Phew!  I'm tired.

 

 

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#8811
The NCAA has denied ASU WR Jake Smith’s appeal to play this season as a second-time transfer (before graduating) despite the fact that he was declared a medical non-counter at USC due to a foot injury. He wouldn’t have even been allowed to play again at USC so he had to transfer. https://t.co/PKWYhGxqFZ

Well that sucks for Jake. Though I'm not really sure how he hasn't managed to graduate even if transferring messed with his credits. 

#8812
6 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

 It's not just that he isn't quick, he's also slow."

 

6 hours ago, Mr. Drummond said:

Pretty much my recruiting profile coming out of the mean streets of sugar land in the 80s.

Never forget Ryan Gosling was a disaster on defense in 'Remember the Titans'  - SBNation.com

Alan, is that you?

#8813
2 hours ago, Bodacious Bevo said:
The NCAA has denied ASU WR Jake Smith’s appeal to play this season as a second-time transfer (before graduating) despite the fact that he was declared a medical non-counter at USC due to a foot injury. He wouldn’t have even been allowed to play again at USC so he had to transfer. https://t.co/PKWYhGxqFZ

Well that sucks for Jake. Though I'm not really sure how he hasn't managed to graduate even if transferring messed with his credits. 

 

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#8814

 

So, this is going well.  IIRC:

Chris Marshall - Aggie -> Ole Miss -> gone

Smoke Bouie - Aggie -> Georgia -> gone

Denver Harris - Aggie -> LSU -> time away??

 

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#8816
10 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

So, this is going well.  IIRC:

Chris Marshall - Aggie -> Ole Miss -> gone

Smoke Bouie - Aggie -> Georgia -> gone

Denver Harris - Aggie -> LSU -> time away??

 

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I remember watching those first few seasons of Last Chance U, the qb pretty much every season (and several of the other players) were always Jimbo FSU washouts. 

The dude certainly has a type…

#8817
3 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

So the FSU model doesn't translate to Texas A&M, huh

He just got more efficient about things and skipped right to the end game.  

#8818
12 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

So the FSU model doesn't translate to Texas A&M, huh

To be fair, it didn't translate to FSU in the end either

#8819
2 minutes ago, WBT said:

To be fair, it didn't translate to FSU in the end either

I’d argue that the model has translated seamlessly to aTm. You know, except for the national championship. 

#8822
47 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I for one am shocked Denver Harris is still being a dumbfuck.

I think the question we all want to know is will he pursue his lifelong dream of being a professional drifter during this time.

#8824

 

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Texas Sucks Tom Herman GIF - Texas Sucks Tom Herman Quarterback GIFs

 

🚨NEWS: Texas, Nebraska transfer QB Casey Thompson has been named QB1 at FAU, per @PeteThamel. https://t.co/RdmxbQULop

 

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Sucks Texas Tom Herman GIF - Sucks Texas Tom Herman Smile GIFs

 

 

#8825

Thamel is like a press agent for his sources, in this case Charles Thompson. Does anyone consider it breaking news that FAU has named a starting QB in fall camp? I’m a little disappointed in On3 for elevating this further. 

#8827
10 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Thamel is like a press agent for his sources, in this case Charles Thompson. Does anyone consider it breaking news that FAU has named a starting QB in fall camp? I’m a little disappointed in On3 for elevating this further. 

It's a name that two large fanbases know well and have some (schadenfreude-filled) interest in. It's fine.

#8828
44 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Thamel is like a press agent for his sources, in this case Charles Thompson. Does anyone consider it breaking news that FAU has named a starting QB in fall camp? I’m a little disappointed in On3 for elevating this further. 

99.9% of Thamel's tweets don't get posted here.

Since this one did get posted here, I'm guessing it was considered noteworthy and of interest.

#8829
9 hours ago, Getafix said:
🚨NEWS: Texas, Nebraska transfer QB Casey Thompson has been named QB1 at FAU, per @PeteThamel. https://t.co/RdmxbQULop

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#8830
On 8/7/2023 at 11:54 AM, BurntOrange&White said:
BREAKING: LB transfer Juwan Mitchell was dismissed from the team by ASU coaches after just one week of camp due to Kenny Dillingham’s focus on fostering the type of culture he wants despite Mitchell previously starting at Tennessee and Texashttps://t.co/GDGgUb12qF

 

Crazy if true...

Looks like former Tennessee/Texas linebacker Juwan Mitchell is officially a Buff! Mitchell led Texas in tackles in 2020 and had 43 tackles last year for Tennesee. He was dismissed from Arizona State earlier this month

 

#8831
38 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Crazy if true...

Looks like former Tennessee/Texas linebacker Juwan Mitchell is officially a Buff! Mitchell led Texas in tackles in 2020 and had 43 tackles last year for Tennesee. He was dismissed from Arizona State earlier this month

 

In what way is Deion taking a somewhat talented malcontent crazy

#8834

Ngl, it wouldn't be a bad thing to have a LB with his experience this year.

Minus the total headcase part of course.

#8838
30 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

Nebraska transfer TE Arik Gilbert reportedly arrested Tuesday morning: https://t.co/Wv9iKUfDwo

 

omg wow surprised shocked

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#8839
55 minutes ago, texifornia said:

omg wow surprised shocked

I'm shocked by what he stole - like $1600 worth of vape products, Delta 8, cigars and lighters. Dude.

 

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#8840
1 hour ago, Bevo said:

I'm shocked by what he stole - like $1600 worth of vape products, Delta 8, cigars and lighters. Dude.

 

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Guess their NIL program isn't all that great after all.

#8842
4 hours ago, texifornia said:

omg wow surprised shocked

It really is shocking in the context of his wiki bio:

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#8843
Video of #Huskers TE Arik Gilbert’s burglary.

 

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#8845
1 hour ago, Post Oak said:
Video of #Huskers TE Arik Gilbert’s burglary.

 

 

 

 

NFL Draft - Areas of Improvement

- Has difficulty fighting through blocks

- No breakaway speed

 

 

#8846
7 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

NFL Draft - Areas of Improvement

- Has difficulty fighting through blocks

- No breakaway speed

 

 

- doesn’t play hard through the whistle, his tape shows him just giving up at times 

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#8847

That kid is mentally ill, it runs in his family, and I am sure the staffs at LSU, Georgia, and now Nebraska are fully aware of such. Instead of getting him some help they'd rather gamble to see if he can keep his head on straight long enough to help win some football games. I know this is funny to joke about but that kid could have easily been killed in that situation.

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#8848
Former #Texas WR Troy Omeire finds the end zone for the first time in his collegiate career.

 

#8849
20 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:
Former #Texas WR Troy Omeire finds the end zone for the first time in his collegiate career.

 

Happy for Troy. He was getting some unbelievable hype behind the scene before the first injury. Doubt he has much speed left but he can be a big red zone target. 

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#8850
Reminder that if Mel Tucker is fired, this opens the transfer portal for all Michigan State players immediately and for 30 days @mfarrellsports

Maybe bama can find a QB

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