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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized

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23 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Just because you're the center doesn't mean you have to make the calls. If he continues to get his shit beat in by bigger DT's then he's the liability especially if we improve the guard position with talent like Campbell, Williams, Jones. Just because Conner and Hutson were more ready to start this year doesn't mean they should start next year when the elite talent on the roster starts to get more experience.

typically, the center makes the calls.

as far as we know, the center exclusively made the calls for Floyd at Alabama

buts sure - Banks is great let's see if he can make the calls as well. maybe we can add yet another thing that Ewers needs to do pre snap.

just because you want to wishcast anyone who isn't Banks into that position doesn't mean it isn't dumb as fuck.

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Yes, well my point was that your reading comprehension sucks more than your hawt takes on everything OL related. 

Everyone understands what you're attempting to do, even though you're executing it like a 13 year old fumbling around with his first bra strap. "Improve all positions and have no weak links" is on par with "CALL THE TOUCHDOWN PLAY" level of football board ignorant whining. 

Your right, start majors he's bled for the program!

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Yes, well my point was that your reading comprehension sucks more than your hawt takes on everything OL related. 

Everyone understands what you're attempting to do, even though you're executing it like a 13 year old fumbling around with his first bra strap. "Improve all positions and have no weak links" is on par with "CALL THE TOUCHDOWN PLAY" level of football board ignorant whining. 

Point of order here- Call the Touchdown play is actually a legit thing with a quality playcaller. I think it's actually one of Sark's greatest strengths.  Unfortunately, Quinn did a shitty job of throwing the TD play and Worthy and our other receivers did an even worse job of catching the TD play, but I was impressed with Sark's ability to "call the TD play" 5-8 times a game.  I think he could grow a bit if he reused some of that shit from time to time but a good play caller will absolutely have 5-10 times they are calling a play with the belief that they've set it up adequately and have a creative enough wrinkle to dial in a TD.  

Also- props to any 13 year old who can fumble his way through a bra strap.  

13 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

If you're going to correct someone's spelling or grammar, at least make sure you're right bro.

Maybe something caught his interest in addition to reaching his ceiling as a player. Allegedly. 

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4 minutes ago, NoName said:

he has like a decade of following this exact playbook

  • say dumb shit
  • double down on dumb shit
  • lash out and attack with a basic trope about the poster
  • act like it never happened

like 3 days later, it repeats itself on another dumb topic.

Wait, has BO&W really been on Longhorn message boards for a decade? I always picture him as a 20 year old incel posting from his childhood bedroom while watching Twitch streams. 

36 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean, while I generally agree with you, I will offer a counterpoint: Most coaches are stupid fucking meatheads.

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6 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Wait, has BO&W really been on Longhorn message boards for a decade? I always picture him as a 20 year old incel posting from his childhood bedroom while watching Twitch streams. 

Those things can all be true regardless of his age. 

6 minutes ago, Zhorn96 said:

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And that’s the one in MENSA!

15 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Wait, has BO&W really been on Longhorn message boards for a decade? I always picture him as a 20 year old incel posting from his childhood bedroom while watching Twitch streams. 

Thats offensive to 20 year old incels...

18 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Your right, start majors he's bled for the program!

I'm not ever one to die on the "Trust the Corches" hill, but if I had to pick just one coach on Sark's staff to trust in his evaluations, it would be Flood. Not one person has stated that we should start Majors because he has bled for the program. What has been said is that Flood's job is to get the best 5 dudes on the field and he is trusted to do that. You continually shitting on this thread and trying to start a slap fight with every other person is ruining this board for everyone with half a fucking brain.

2 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

I'm not ever one to die on the "Trust the Corches" hill, but if I had to pick just one coach on Sark's staff to trust in his evaluations, it would be Flood. Not one person has stated that we should start Majors because he has bled for the program. What has been said is that Flood's job is to get the best 5 dudes on the field and he is trusted to do that. You continually shitting on this thread and trying to start a slap fight with every other person is ruining this board for everyone with half a fucking brain.

I’m not the one who even started a slap fight. I gave my opinion that Majors sucks and we should do exactly what you said, start the 5 best. And you can eat shit for all I care. 

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Reading your post has been the equivalent of eating shit, and I have had my fill today sir.

I'd like to personally thank @BurntOrange&White for shitting all over this thread shortly after my last post and thereby drawing attention away from the multiple swype-based typos that made me look like the Android @SydneyCarton.

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I'd like to personally thank @BurntOrange&White for shitting all over this thread shortly after my last post and thereby drawing attention away from the multiple swype-based typos that made me look like the Android @SydneyCarton.

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59 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Majors ceiling isn't high enough to improve his play anymore. He's peaked.

Well yeah. Everyone knows that OL peak at age 20. No way they can get bigger or stronger or improve technique.

I remember that Russell Gaskamp dude - he maxed out after 3 years.

1 hour ago, BornAndRaised said:

If you're going to correct someone's spelling or grammar, at least make sure you're right bro.

The guy who didn't get the joke had to EDIT the post outing himself. looooooooooooooooooooooooool

This has been a remarkable Tuesday. 

7 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

The guy who didn't get the joke had to EDIT the post outing himself. looooooooooooooooooooooooool

This has been a remarkable Tuesday. 

I did not get the joke, and for that I'll wear the egg on my face. HOWEVER, I only had to edit because I'm on my way to San Antonio and made some SydneyC android mistakes. 

5 minutes ago, Constant said:

 

Not stoked he ended up at OU, but it does mean he spurned aggy, which is funny.

Just now, Daichee Bell said:

A fall to grace? 

(f)all a u can SMD

49 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I'd like to personally thank @BurntOrange&White for shitting all over this thread shortly after my last post and thereby drawing attention away from the multiple swype-based typos that made me look like the Android @SydneyCarton.

Android is weird 

Great pickup for Kansas St.  Ward is going to put up numbers running behind that OL full of 6th yr Seniors.

 

 

 

10 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

This dude beat Alabama…

Incarnate Word’s NIL program must be strong.

12 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

This dude beat Alabama…

I assume the auburn boards and coaches were saying the exact same thing a year ago, but not ironically. 

51 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Great pickup for Kansas St.  Ward is going to put up numbers running behind that OL full of 6th yr Seniors.

 

 

 

whoa, that feels like a huge pickup for ksu.

33 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Incarnate Word’s NIL program must be strong.

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4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

ULM's QB who looked pretty decent against us

 

UNT got him and two P5 tackle transfers all today. With their new HC, I am really interested to see what is going to happen with them on offense. The ULM kid ended up in the top 10 in PFFs accuracy metric, so if the new UNT coach stays true to form, he is going to put up some yards.

So are we done with transfers in the secondary? Starters look like:
CB - Watts and Holmes
S - Thompson and Catalon
NB - Barron
Brooks, Crawford, and Muhammad as first line depth? 
Gilbeau gets in there somewhere
Great pickup for Kansas St.  Ward is going to put up numbers running behind that OL full of 6th yr Seniors.
 
 
 

Yeah, that’s a nice get for KSU. I could live without that.
14 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


Yeah, that’s a nice get for KSU. I could live without that.

Is Deuce still around next season? 

2 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Is Deuce still around next season? 

I believe he declared for the draft. Stellar pickup for KSU and that fucker is probably going to put up some serious numbers next year in their offense. Not sure what else they had at the spot behind Deuce but the FSU kid has looked great when given touches. 

ULM's QB who looked pretty decent against us
 
Was there a QB that didn't? I mean even Spencer Sanders sucked less vs our secondary
5 minutes ago, ousux said:
1 hour ago, texifornia said:
ULM's QB who looked pretty decent against us
 

Was there a QB that didn't? I mean even Spencer Sanders sucked less vs our secondary

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18 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Friends with their OC/WR coach and his wife

Pics of wife?

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23 minutes ago, ousux said:
1 hour ago, texifornia said:
ULM's QB who looked pretty decent against us
 

Was there a QB that didn't? I mean even Spencer Sanders sucked less vs our secondary

Bryce Young had a mid game. KU and KSU QBs. Beville (lol) at OU. Penix had probably his worst outing of his season in the Alamo Bowl - that UDub offense was putting up video game numbers this season.

You've got tunnel vision, our secondary wasn't awful.

15 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Bryce Young had a mid game. KU and KSU QBs. Beville (lol) at OU. Penix had probably his worst outing of his season in the Alamo Bowl - that UDub offense was putting up video game numbers this season.

You've got tunnel vision, our secondary wasn't awful.

Shapen and Duggan both had some of their worst performances against us, so basically half the schedule, but other than that, ousux nailed it. 

Listening to tonight's IT livestream and Bobby & Gerry are reading text messages from their sources and they mention that UT will have good news tomorrow and they will have to do a video together tomorrow because of that news. 

Y'all think think the good news is a portal commitment OR a WR coach hire?

1 minute ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Listening to tonight's IT livestream and Bobby & Gerry are reading text messages from their sources and they mention that UT will have good news tomorrow and they will have to do a video together tomorrow because of that news. 

Y'all think think the good news is a portal commitment OR a WR coach hire?

Probably about Trey Owens (2024 QB)

2 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Listening to tonight's IT livestream and Bobby & Gerry are reading text messages from their sources and they mention that UT will have good news tomorrow and they will have to do a video together tomorrow because of that news. 

Y'all think think the good news is a portal commitment OR a WR coach hire?

You know how I know you didn't check the 2024 thread before posting this?

7 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

my five year old son, and just to be clear my son can't read.

I have something to tell you but I'm not sure you're ready to accept it

6 hours ago, Zhorn96 said:

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I work for Vaughn construction. This hits close to home. 

17 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Listening to tonight's IT livestream and Bobby & Gerry are reading text messages from their sources and they mention that UT will have good news tomorrow and they will have to do a video together tomorrow because of that news. 

Y'all think think the good news is a portal commitment OR a WR coach hire?

 

15 minutes ago, texifornia said:

You know how I know you didn't check the 2024 thread before posting this?

Yeah, I don't pay much attention to a specific recruiting class/cycle until after the previous cycle's NSD2 and/or UT Junior Day.

Listening to tonight's IT livestream and Bobby & Gerry are reading text messages from their sources and they mention that UT will have good news tomorrow and they will have to do a video together tomorrow because of that news. 
Y'all think think the good news is a portal commitment OR a WR coach hire?
Por que no los dos?
14 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

Yeah, I don't pay much attention to a specific recruiting class/cycle until after the previous cycle's NSD2 and/or UT Junior Day.

same here

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