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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized

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1 minute ago, Hookem2147 said:

 

Good for him. I certainly wasn't expecting him to land at a program of that caliber - particularly since LSU has plus athletes and Ovie appeared to be somewhat limited physically while at Texas. 

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1 hour ago, UDontKnow said:

There are BA and BS versions in the College of Natural Sciences.

Is the BA version a fuckton easier?

22 minutes ago, NevaLost said:

Good for him. I certainly wasn't expecting him to land at a program of that caliber - particularly since LSU has plus athletes and Ovie appeared to be somewhat limited physically while at Texas. 

That is his old coach 

1 hour ago, UDontKnow said:

Provided sexual services to chics in exchange for rent?

Zapp Brannigan GIFs | Tenor

 

That’s a typo; should read “Provided sexual services to Chico in exchange for rent”…

1 minute ago, Ignatius said:

Is the BA version a fuckton easier?

Less science courses and more liberal arts courses, so it's possible depending upon the student.

2 hours ago, EastTexan said:

fuckin lawyers

Bunch of ball-washing bastards 

2 hours ago, NWAustinDude said:

Listen ya stupid sips, when aggy won it all in 1939, they only needed 45 players.

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No one tell aggy that the key to their success is a roster full of gritty white dudes.

2 hours ago, TheAuditor said:

Sul coached WR?

catch the pass or die!!!!

25 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

That is his old coach 

Yes. We all know that. The same coach that didnt play him and was happy to let him transfer the first time. 

I can think of a couple posters who would be gushing about ovies upside. What a terrific, proactive offer and backfill for that guy we lost. He’ll be MUCH better. Because, new. 

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

This made me laugh and go look at some of my old roommates. 3 of them lasted 1 semester and were gone. Not sure what the common denominator was for them not being able to get it done. 

I’m guessing you’re one of those guys who took your shits in your room sink in Jester so you didn’t have to walk down to the bathroom. That would traumatize me, too. 

**This behavior predates the Waffle stomp. 

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"WHY DIDN'T WE GO AFTER OVIE?!?!??!??!?!?!"

-BO&W probably

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

This made me laugh and go look at some of my old roommates. 3 of them lasted 1 semester and were gone. 

Three of your roommates killed themselves while you lived together? 

2 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Three of your roommates killed themselves while you lived together? 

Automatic 4.0.  Allegedly.

22 hours ago, TankedBevo said:

Crawford is more likely than Barron imo but I don't know shit about fuck 

 

22 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

Well, in your defense, you may be tanked, so it’s understandable.

 

He may not know shit about fuck, but not necessarily for the reason you imply. I actually spotted tanked bevo leaving work today…..
 

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1 hour ago, Codaxx said:

That is his old coach 

Yep. But that makes it more compelling and makes me think BK has cognitive issues. Specifically, short term memory issues or he doesn’t have ND staff around to remind him about a former player.

3 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Apologies to the other K Robinsons I outed.

Holy fuck what a rabbit hole.   I just looked up a friend who enrolled in fall 1993.  Apparently he graduated with a BA in the summer of 2018.  
 

thats… impressive.   Like 20 howeverthemanyfuck years?   I’m going to start calling him billy Madison.  

46 minutes ago, Jimbob said:

Holy fuck what a rabbit hole.   I just looked up a friend who enrolled in fall 1993.  Apparently he graduated with a BA in the summer of 2018.  
 

thats… impressive.   Like 20 howeverthemanyfuck years?   I’m going to start calling him billy Madison.  

Those 25 years are much more impressive than your math.

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2 hours ago, Ignatius said:

Is the BA version a fuckton easier?

If memory serves, the main difference for me came down to a 4th semester of foreign language VS that fucking electricity and magnetism class. 

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Plugged in TCU poster on 247 said Jordan Hudson is entering the portal.

Just now, Hookem2147 said:

Plugged in TCU poster on 247 said Jordan Hudson is entering the portal.

Caught 14 balls this season. Not sure what expectations were but that seems like reasonable production given the veteran nature of that team. 

46 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Caught 14 balls this season. Not sure what expectations were but that seems like reasonable production given the veteran nature of that team. 

Math isn’t my bag but isn’t that like 1 catch a game

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8 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Plugged in TCU poster on 247 said Jordan Hudson is entering the portal.

 

6 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Caught 14 balls this season. Not sure what expectations were but that seems like reasonable production given the veteran nature of that team. 

Nahlin was adamant yesterday in the IT state of the program video that UT was going to get a good WR in the portal. Earlier today I was assuming he talking about AD Mitchell, but maybe he was talking about Jordan Hudson.

8 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Caught 14 balls this season. Not sure what expectations were but that seems like reasonable production given the veteran nature of that team. 

we should absolutely pick him up, and fast.  fucking crazy that sark hasn't put out more portal offers.

Jeremy Clark confirms the poster reporting it is in the know - so it looks like Hudson is available if we want to pursue. 
 

Seems doubtful he’s looking to go to ASU. 

3 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

 

 

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

Dude is going to be a gamechanger for the team GPA. Not much else, though.

 

3 hours ago, NevaLost said:

Good for him. I certainly wasn't expecting him to land at a program of that caliber - particularly since LSU has plus athletes and Ovie appeared to be somewhat limited physically while at Texas. 

 

 

 

Thoughts from the LSU side:

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LSU DE Zavier Carter has entered his name into the transfer portal. LSU has also announced a transfer addition by signing former Texas DE Ovie Oghoufo. Matt Moscona react to the news from both and explains why he believes LSU wins in the portal swap.

 

3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Jeremy Clark confirms the poster reporting it is in the know - so it looks like Hudson is available if we want to pursue. 
 

Seems doubtful he’s looking to go to ASU. 

Would Clemson be interested?

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Would Clemson be interested?

It would be a first it Clemson was interested in taking a player from the transfer portal. Let's hope it isn't with Jordan Hudson.

6 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

This is wonderful revisionist fantasy, bud. You've been bitching and moaning about our portal behavior for awhile, meanwhile you literally attempted to separate player retention in the portal from player acquisition, because you're either too dense to see they aren't related or because you KNOW that be inspecting all aspects of our program and roster, we'll look pretty good. Look at how other schools have been ravaged by the portal, and then look at us by comparison. "WAH WAH WAH, JORDAN WHITTINGTON DOESN'T COUNT!!!" 

Texas needed a WR recruit (we still likely need another). And we opened up the pocketbook, and secured the services of a talented, HIGHLY respected locker room and team leader. A WR who has been telling everyone audibly and publicly for a year that he would not be returning to Texas for another year, and he was done with college. Guess what, we secured a WR, and he happens to already know the offense and the QB. And yet somehow we're not doing well enough with the portal! It's fucking stupid horseshit. 
 

"WE NEED AN EXPERIENCED STARTER ON THE OLINE." - Enter Christian Jones. "NO NOT THAT GUY, ANOTHER GUY!"

It's patently absurd. There's been maybe 3-4 actual difference makers enter the fucking portal, at least ones we ever had a shot at, and few of them at any position of need for Texas. If we don't sign another guy with the portal I'm fucking floored at how well Texas has done to keep this roster together. It's goddamn remarkable, and I don't even fucking like Sark. 

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33 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Caught 14 balls this season. Not sure what expectations were but that seems like reasonable production given the veteran nature of that team. 

Probably didn't appreciate them bringing in so many portal WRs. Gerry really liked him.

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Just stole my dad's debit card. Someone give me Jordan Hudson's Venmo

34 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Math isn’t my bag but isn’t that like 1 can check a game

You don’t know shit about football either, they don’t check cans. They do however bring lunch pales sometimes. 

On 1/11/2023 at 3:01 PM, Herbie Hancock said:


And you have usurped Mailbox and Bananaspyder as the premier dumbass of this thread. I would take futureman off of ignore if it meant you quit posting here.

 

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5 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

 

 

 

  • blOU also has added 10 transfers
  • okie lite has added 11 transfers
  • baylor has added 9 transfers
  • Kansas has added 8 transfers
  • tcu has added 6 transfers
19 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

 

  • blOU also has added 10 transfers
  • okie lite has added 11 transfers
  • baylor has added 9 transfers
  • Kansas has added 8 transfers
  • tcu has added 6 transfers

Any data available on how many your mom has taken on the portal?

6 hours ago, NevaLost said:

Good for him. I certainly wasn't expecting him to land at a program of that caliber - particularly since LSU has plus athletes and Ovie appeared to be somewhat limited physically while at Texas. 

These one year rentals have no downside. If they work out great if not they are gone in a year. That’s why it works so well in the mlb. 

5 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Any data available on how many your mom has taken on the portal?

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9 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Caught 14 balls this season. Not sure what expectations were but that seems like reasonable production given the veteran nature of that team. 

Would be a tremendous addition to our roster. 

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