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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized

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4 minutes ago, futureman said:

the fact that Mitchell still hasn’t committed is only a bad sign.  I feel this one shifting towards the west coast. 

Shut the fuck up

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4 minutes ago, txhorns said:

Shut the fuck up

USC is making a strong push.  all I’m saying is, stay tuned. 

Just now, futureman said:

USC is making a strong push.  all I’m saying is, stay tuned. 

All I’m saying is stop being a bitch.

Just now, txhorns said:

All I’m saying is stop being a bitch.

I know you’re upset; it’s not your fault.  you’re not privy to things on the inside.  prepare yourself for what’s coming and you’ll be ok. 

9 minutes ago, txhorns said:

All I’m saying is stop being a bitch.

You might as well tell the sun to stop rising and setting.

11 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Met a gal that fits that description...

Ah, the classic wizard sleeve

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21 minutes ago, txhorns said:

Shut the fuck up

 

15 minutes ago, txhorns said:

All I’m saying is stop being a bitch.

Everyone else has this dildo on ignore. Quoting him makes you as big of a dumbass as he is. Fucking stop it. 

7 minutes ago, kevwun said:

You might as well tell the sun to stop rising and setting.

we’re not friends?

Quoting without quoting so you ignorers don't have to avert your eyes.

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6 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

 

Everyone else has this dildo on ignore. Quoting him makes you as big of a dumbass as he is. Fucking stop it. 

If he gets quoted I show the post so I can neg it

12 hours ago, ousux said:
22 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Colorado Buffaloes 2023 schedule

  • Sept. 2: At TCU
  • Sept. 9: Nebraska
  • Sept. 16: CSU
  • Sept. 23: At Oregon*
  • Sept. 30: USC*
  • Oct. 7: At Arizona State
  • Oct. 13: Stanford*
  • Oct. 21: Bye week
  • Oct. 28: At UCLA*
  • Nov. 4: Oregon State*
  • Nov. 11: Arizona*
  • Nov. 17: At Washington State*
  • Nov. 25: At Utah*

Show me a loss.

Buffs will win more than last year, possibly knocking off one or more of the biggies on the schedule...but people thinking coach Prime will win the Pac his first try are high on their own supply

of course they will win more than last year - they literally won one game last year. if they make all these changes and win 1 again he may be the worst coach in the history of the sport.

46 minutes ago, futureman said:

I know you’re upset; it’s not your fault.  you’re not privy to things on the inside.  prepare yourself for what’s coming and you’ll be ok. 

If "what's coming" is not you fisting yourself, then I don't think anyone around here cares what you think is coming.

54 minutes ago, futureman said:

USC is making a strong push.  all I’m saying is, stay tuned. 

Waddle.

51 minutes ago, futureman said:

I know you’re upset; it’s not your fault.  you’re not privy to things on the inside.  prepare yourself for what’s coming and you’ll be ok. 

Where's that Deuce commitment you were commenting on?

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What a waste of time the last 10+ posts have been. Can you fucking idiots stop quoting the known troll and his banal, weak shit. Christ. 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

I know you’re upset; it’s not your fault.  you’re not privy to things on the inside.  prepare yourself for what’s coming and you’ll be ok. 

That’s a lot of words to talk about your fisting

”things on the inside”

”prepare yourself for what’s coming”

12 hours ago, Teryor said:

 

Nebraska once again going after highly ranked lotto tickets, interesting to see if Rhule can get him to get his shit together

It's how they built their initial dynasty:  corn fed Midwest boys and partial qualifiers.  

Now that futureman has provided very much appreciated inside info from his source - remember how he called Urban Meyer way before any one else- what is our back up plan?

5 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Were the ‘roids in the corn? Probably the syringes.

That was the genesis of GMO corn.

Just now, mantis toboggan said:

remember how he called Urban Meyer way before any one else- 

thank you for knowing that

1 minute ago, futureman said:

thank you for knowing that

You could make a lot of money if you had the time to start your own site. I would sign up immediately. Appreciate that you share with us. 

Just now, mantis toboggan said:

You could make a lot of money if you had the time to start your own site. I would sign up immediately. Appreciate that you share with us. 

immamac offered me my own forum after the urban deal.  I declined because I’m a man of the people; I want no special treatment.  

9 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Were the ‘roids in the corn? Probably the syringes.

At worst, the corn was genetically modified (GMO). 

12 hours ago, Teryor said:

 

Nebraska once again going after highly ranked lotto tickets, interesting to see if Rhule can get him to get his shit together

Collecting frequent flier miles in the portal 

Is it fair play to auto neg any post that quotes him?  Can I set up as a rule, like Office, so it happens automatically without me even having to open a thread in which it occurs?

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Mitchell must already be participating in workouts today and have his class schedule for the semester.

 

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2 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Username checks out. I bet your pee is brown, too. 

Bad guy! 

24 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Mitchell must already be participating in workouts today and have his class schedule for the semester.

 

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He might already be enrolled. Someone check. 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

immamac offered me my own forum after the urban deal.  I declined because I’m a man of the people; I want no special treatment.  

I saw the movie about you. Meet John Doe. Jimmy Stewart did an excellent presentation of you. The only problem in the movie was that you didn't jump.

5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

He might already be enrolled. Someone check. 

He's not officially in the system yet.

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21 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Mitchell must already be participating in workouts today and have his class schedule for the semester.

 

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Isn’t Mitchell on campus at the deadline to enroll? Wonder what it takes to get an 8 confidence from Roach. 

2 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

He's not officially in the system yet.

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Aaron and Aimee Mitchell had rough first semesters, it seems.

Just now, Chuckie Finster said:

Aaron and Aimee Mitchell had rough first semesters, it seems.

No matter what you do your first semester, you still get a second semester on probation if you want it.  

1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Aaron and Aimee Mitchell had rough first semesters, it seems.

you missed the guy whose first semester was in 2000, last was in 2009 and no degree!

Offense is gonna be sick next year. Ewers I’m at qb for the short intermediate balls. Arch in for the king hall deep shots 

 

SMAL!!!!

6 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Aaron and Aimee Mitchell had rough first semesters, it seems.

Adam Mitchell is a professional student ... 9 years, no degree.  No quitta in him ...

12 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

No matter what you do your first semester, you still get a second semester on probation if you want it.  

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Well, in the Fall of ‘89, poor Aimee’s life got complicated when she got knocked up with Aaron.

33 minutes ago, NoName said:

you missed the guy whose first semester was in 2000, last was in 2009 and no degree!

We'll, his middle name is Quitta...

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is it fair play to auto neg any post that quotes him?  Can I set up as a rule, like Office, so it happens automatically without me even having to open a thread in which it occurs?

This is like my idea to turn off positive rep in cloak room so there's only neg rep. Walla. No more cloak room posters. They'll neg each other to death. Win win.

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is it fair play to auto neg any post that quotes him?  Can I set up as a rule, like Office, so it happens automatically without me even having to open a thread in which it occurs?

I would be better if the board just turned their collective energy to remove the glitch.  Would it take a couple weeks? Yeah.  Would it be worth it?  Absolutely.

5 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Walla

Is that what you think everyone is saying in that context?

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