Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized

Featured Replies

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

There won’t be a shortage of merch for certain 

Yeah, the only reason I point it out is that t-shirt people seem to emphasize the tangibles (donations) and de-emphasize the intangibles (Texas Football). I don't want people to know I give to Texas Football and would be less likely to purchase if it had a large shaming statement - I want to show that I like Texas Football. Maybe it is a marketing thing or maybe understatement is just how I roll. But someone involved with the t-shirts will immediately point out that the drafts don't mention anything about donations and those versions will be scrapped.

  • Replies 8.9k
  • Views 1.4m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

3 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Yeah, the only reason I point it out is that t-shirt people seem to emphasize the tangibles (donations) and de-emphasize the intangibles (Texas Football). I don't want people to know I give to Texas Football and would be less likely to purchase if it had a large shaming statement - I want to show that I like Texas Football. Maybe it is a marketing thing or maybe understatement is just how I roll. But someone involved with the t-shirts will immediately point out that the drafts don't mention anything about donations and those versions will be scrapped.

I'm here for shaming other people. Otherwise what the fuck am I working so hard for? Might as well do something stupid like spend time with my kids and loved ones.

17 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Yeah, the only reason I point it out is that t-shirt people seem to emphasize the tangibles (donations) and de-emphasize the intangibles (Texas Football). I don't want people to know I give to Texas Football and would be less likely to purchase if it had a large shaming statement - I want to show that I like Texas Football. Maybe it is a marketing thing or maybe understatement is just how I roll. But someone involved with the t-shirts will immediately point out that the drafts don't mention anything about donations and those versions will be scrapped.

Here's the cool thing about merch ... we can make more than one option.

Some people prefer to remain anonymous when it comes to their more frivolous expenses. 

21 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Yeah, the only reason I point it out is that t-shirt people seem to emphasize the tangibles (donations) and de-emphasize the intangibles (Texas Football). I don't want people to know I give to Texas Football and would be less likely to purchase if it had a large shaming statement - I want to show that I like Texas Football. Maybe it is a marketing thing or maybe understatement is just how I roll. But someone involved with the t-shirts will immediately point out that the drafts don't mention anything about donations and those versions will be scrapped.

Again no shortage of merch. Just let the lady at the front know if you want the poor shaming package, the I hate aggy package, the I’m here for charity package or the bevo package

I'd also like a case of the Bevo Beer and no it's not piss.

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

Oh also donation to texas one fund is a great gift or stocking stuffer for the longhorn fan in your life. That’s all my family is gonna get for bday and holidays

Also for the Sooners and Aggies in our lives.

4 hours ago, Vertigo said:

That is interesting. That guy should be a walk in starter for most P5 programs. Maybe he just wants to stay at home?

Based on what? Certainly not his play in college. 

6 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Based on what? Certainly not his play in college. 

Winning the annual Ezra Oyetade-Dotson Memorial Gerry Hamilton Fixation Award.

  • Popular Post
We need a One Fund/HWH Kiosk on San Jacinto on game day.  Buy your $100 dollar koozie or t-shirts that says "I put my money where my mouth is, what about you?" or something much more clever.

I upped my contribution, so up yours!
  • Popular Post

A limerick of mixed metaphors:

 

To mix metaphors

the band got together ...

and they kept playing ... 

... but not Bobby Taylor!!!

 

 

 

Edited by Getafix

5 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

What a deeply satisfying bust.

Just now, nycHorn said:


Wasn’t this the brain doctor?

Yup

11 minutes ago, Getafix said:

A limerick of mixed metaphors:

 

To mix metaphors

the band got together ...

and they kept playing ... 

... but not Bobby Taylor!!!

 

 

 

jajajajjajajajajajaja

25 minutes ago, Getafix said:

A limerick of mixed metaphors:

 

To mix metaphors

the band got together ...

and they kept playing ... 

... but not Bobby Taylor!!!

 

 

 

obligatory:

Despicable Me Lol GIF

30 minutes ago, Getafix said:

A limerick of mixed metaphors:

 

To mix metaphors

the band got together ...

and they kept playing ... 

... but not Bobby Taylor!!!

 

 

 

Deion is about to get him a new safety. 

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

One feels like plenty

Dude, those arent regular women. Those are mormon women. 

I was engaged to one. And often regret not converting to close the deal. 

Her times 5 would be heaven  

11 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Deion is about to get him a new safety. 

Wouldn’t bet on it but maybe. Not sure his parents think Boulder is as good of a market for turkey legs as Jackson, MS was.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Winning the annual Ezra Oyetade-Dotson Memorial Gerry Hamilton Fixation Award.


He wasn’t running with the one’s going into his second year. Gerry’s a good dude and I like his analysis usually but even the good ones get it wrong sometimes. 

47 minutes ago, Getafix said:

A limerick of mixed metaphors:

 

To mix metaphors

the band got together ...

and they kept playing ... 

... but not Bobby Taylor!!!

 

 

 

Wait which GIF did he use in recruiting? This one?

Minions Mic Drop GIF

6 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

Dude, those arent regular women. Those are mormon women. 

I was engaged to one. And often regret not converting to close the deal. 

Her times 5 would be heaven  

The dome was that good, eh?

3 minutes ago, MH BEVO said:

Wait which GIF did he use in recruiting? This one?

Minions Mic Drop GIF

Yes.

2 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

The dome was that good, eh?

They take " taking care of your man" seriously. And those 5 will get in a pile. 

 

3 hours ago, Getafix said:

A limerick of mixed metaphors:

 

To mix metaphors

the band got together ...

and they kept playing ... 

... but not Bobby Taylor!!!

 

 

 

any idea about the "and dont think I wanted to leave" line... More stupidity or feels like he needs to bail since most of his buddies got ran off?

8 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

any idea about the "and dont think I wanted to leave" line... More stupidity or feels like he needs to bail since most of his buddies got ran off?

He’s not very good, so normally I’d think he just got pushed out, but aggy is low on scholarship players already, they shouldn’t need to push guys out, they actually need bodies.

Edited by Lonestar88

9 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

He’s not very good, so normally I’d think he just got pushed out, but aggy is low on scholarship players already, they shouldn’t need to push guys out, they actually need bodies.

Yeah, but they need CBs and LBs, and he's not either. Safety and DL is fucking filled. But I get the general sense, they just took two Rice players in this offseason to play STs, Taylor probably could have done that better than those 2 guys.

4 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Yeah, but they need CBs and LBs, and he's not either. Safety and DL is fucking filled. But I get the general sense, they just took two Rice players in this offseason to play STs, Taylor probably could have done that better than those 2 guys.

Maybe, but I do really like this trend of trading 4 star recruits for Rice guys on their roster. Maybe after they are done there they can go after new mexico state.

6 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Maybe, but I do really like this trend of trading 4 star recruits for Rice guys on their roster. Maybe after they are done there they can go after new Mexico state.

Now good sir, Rice has more 10 win seasons this century than aggy.

50 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

He’s not very good, so normally I’d think he just got pushed out, but aggy is low on scholarship players already, they shouldn’t need to push guys out, they actually need bodies.

I hope it means he asked for some nil or “nil” and they laughed, so he got butthurt and thinks the portal will get him his money. 

  • Author
34 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I hope it means he asked for some nil or “nil” and they laughed, so he got butthurt and thinks the portal will get him his money. 

Yep. They didn’t renew and he thinks he’s going to find someone who will give him a new deal. Supposedly CU is not even vaguely interested, but Deion knows PR and signing a 4 star from ATM with a famous name seems like it would be too much for him to pass up. 

They didn't renew?  Did their players know they could get dropped from their NIL deals like that?  I imagine anyone who can't find a new home, and thus sticks around, is going to be majorly fucking pissed off after getting paid the year before.  Imagine having to take a 100% pay cut at your current job, but somehow you still have to go to work at that same job everyday.  Not going to be a happy camper. 

Edited by RabidM

30 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

This kid got 20 offers already and aggy is one of them.

 

 

From a Chris Hummer article on players in the portal:

 

image.thumb.png.6efad0e618c89dc4292850ede55254be.png

 

 

8 hours ago, RabidM said:

They didn't renew?  Did their players know they could get dropped from their NIL deals like that?  I imagine anyone who can't find a new home, and thus sticks around, is going to be majorly fucking pissed off after getting paid the year before.  Imagine having to take a 100% pay cut at your current job, but somehow you still have to go to work at that same job everyday.  Not going to be a happy camper. 

Imagine have a performance/outcome dependent job where you aren't just guaranteed a paycheck for showing up.

If you are valued by the market, you get paid. If you aren't, you stop getting paid. Create value for the market so you get paid.

Edited by Atticus

9 hours ago, RabidM said:

Did their players know they could get dropped from their NIL deals like that?

You serious, Clark? 

14 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

any idea about the "and dont think I wanted to leave" line... More stupidity or feels like he needs to bail since most of his buddies got ran off?

They probably don't have NIL money for him.

Because he sucks. And because they don't know what NIL is...aside from the number of championships they're won since the 1930's.

You may remember Tywone Malone from absolutely detonating baseballs at 300+ lbs

 

  • Author
Just now, texifornia said:

You may remember Tywone Malone from absolutely detonating baseballs at 300+ lbs

 

I remember both names and that is it. What school(s) are they leaving?

4 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Sounds like Brenan Thompson to OU.

 

B23BF871-718B-4BDA-BB30-B94B9C015B96.png

7 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Sounds like Brenan Thompson to OU.

Does OU have a track team?   

6 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Does running from meth addicts COPS count?

FIFY

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.