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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized

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It’s Monday at 11 am. Why aren’t you drinking? 

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 Heard is in his ear too

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4 minutes ago, MH BEVO said:

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So does Cook.

Y’all are gonna have to slow down on these updates or I’m gonna be incredibly more belligerent than usual well before 1 p.m.

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10 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

It’s Monday at 11 am. Why aren’t you drinking? 

I have already had one hot chocolate.

4 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Y’all are gonna have to slow down on these updates or I’m gonna be incredibly more belligerent than usual well before 1 p.m.

Don’t threaten us with a good time. 

My pitch to Evan:

You clearly love attention. If you transfer from A&M to Texas, you’ll quickly become the most talked about/polarizing players in college football. And that’ll translate to more tik tok followers plus a Lamborghini.

Added bonus — you won’t ever have to step foot in the Dixie Chicken again.

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Bet that tweet has aggy shitting maroon carrots.

🤣🤣🤣

I can't remember, as college football fans, when is the best time to tweet at a college football player?

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1 hour ago, Red Five said:

"The best fans in college football."

Crowd for Texas A&M against UMass was embarrassing

Never seen a fan base try to suck its own dick as much as aggy

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

It’s Monday at 11 am. Why aren’t you drinking? 


I just back from a five day bender in Jamaica and my liver needs a day off before next weeks bender in Cabo. 

4 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


I just back from a five day bender in Jamaica and my liver needs a day off before next weeks bender in Cabo. 

Are you a beach volleyball announcer?

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5 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


I just back from a five day bender in Jamaica and my liver needs a day off before next weeks bender in Cabo. 

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He probably woke up thinkin, "I'd transfer to Texas but what about the numbers? Do they have scholarship # s , images.jpeg-57.jpg.3ef0e2a014c2a23470924f415977dd8c.jpgyeah,images.jpeg-56.jpg.42c6969191bf133430308a43af7fa53d.jpgTaaffe just got a scholarship so yeah no way they have the numbers"

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9 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


I just back from a five day bender in Jamaica and my liver needs a day off before next weeks bender in Cabo. 

Hopefully you were made to attend by some middle level shit manager or flew private. If not, then the brag failed.

Now tell us you were on a ranch, Big Bend or Rockport and we'd read with envy. 

11 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


I just back from a five day bender in Jamaica and my liver needs a day off before next weeks bender in Cabo. 

Are you a nurse?

 
 

I didn’t even know he was in the portal lol who beat him out
3 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

 

 

I didnt see that coming. That is a nice landing spot for him. 

40 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Never seen a fan base try to suck its own dick as much as aggy

They might be able to reach it with a vacuum cleaner hose...

3 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

 

 

Did that Tennessee 9.95er reference the fact that he was only a backup in the same tweet they're trying to generate excitement about the transfer? 

"Everyone put your hands together for our new recruit! He couldn't get playing time at his last stop but we're very excited to have him!"

Kind of shitty to do to the player. 

5 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

 

 

 

Damn. Who knew that Karic was SEC good?

Unless he's super pumped to fight for all of his PT it feels like we can change the title of the thread

3 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

I didnt see that coming. That is a nice landing spot for him. 

I don't think it's a given he starts there next year. Maybe not the best place to transfer to.

Just now, Teryor said:

Unless he's super pumped to fight for all of his PT it feels like we can change the title of the thread

Tampering Riley.

Also diminishes his role as an extra blocker in certain packages which he executed fairly well iirc. 

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3 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

I don't think it's a given he starts there next year. Maybe not the best place to transfer to.

Tampering Riley.

I wouldn't give a shit about him tampering if he didn't play that fucking victim card he does.

Arizona has become USC’s minor league team.

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I wouldn't give a shit about him tampering if he didn't play that fucking victim card he does.

Lincoln is the whiniest bitch in all of sports.

2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Lincoln is the whiniest bitch in all of sports.

His team reflects his personality, bunch of soft pussies. 

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17 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Unless he's super pumped to fight for all of his PT it feels like we can change the title of the thread

I have changed the thread title, and when something humorous happens for or against us, I will change it again. 

20 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Did that Tennessee 9.95er reference the fact that he was only a backup in the same tweet they're trying to generate excitement about the transfer? 

"Everyone put your hands together for our new recruit! He couldn't get playing time at his last stop but we're very excited to have him!"

Kind of shitty to do to the player. 

Yeah that is a very weird tagline.  Could have referenced his role as productive jumbo TE.

Probably not the right place to discuss this, but I’m curious to see which of the 22’s the staff use to replace him in the bowl game.  

36 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

who beat him out

Didn't watch a lot of Texas football this year?

Banks winning LT moved Jones to RT moved Karic to bench/jumbo TE

40 minutes ago, utexas8 said:


I didn’t even know he was in the portal lol who beat him out

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2 hours ago, Red Five said:

"The best fans in college football."

Crowd for Texas A&M against UMass was embarrassing

In fairness, the 15 people still watching that shit show of a game on that shit show of a day really are pretty good fans to still be out there.

Dumb, maybe, but good fans.

32 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

In fairness, the 15 people still watching that shit show of a game on that shit show of a day really are pretty good fans to still be out there.

Dumb, maybe, but good fans.

Why the fuck would I ever want to be fair with aggy? 

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56 minutes ago, Goodman said:

Hopefully you were made to attend by some middle level shit manager or flew private. If not, then the brag failed.

Now tell us you were on a ranch, Big Bend or Rockport and we'd read with envy. 


I haven’t attended a corporate meeting in years and I never intend to the rest of my life. These trips are purely my wife planning on being away from cold Chicago and her informing me where she and her friends all decided to go. I didn’t even know if we were on a resort or at a house last week until the day we left. 

Next week is with the group of friends that drinks even more (if that’s even humanly possible) at the same place in Cabo of my infamous McRib post in the Urban  thread. I was black out drunk and stoned at the time and I fully intend on being in a similar state. So hopefully something good or crazy happens to Texas next week. 

1 hour ago, Newy25 said:

she and her friends

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34 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Lincoln Riley might be the most odious person in college sports right now

I despise the man, but I do appreciate his single-handed demolition of his former employer. 

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Karic landing at a solid program like Tennessee should be a good reminder for all of us. Occasionally these portal takes will hit big, but a lot of the time you're just taking a flyer on some other program's Andrej Karic.

16 minutes ago, tokamak said:

a solid program like Tennessee

I mean they did well this year, but maybe a bit of an overstatement?

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2 minutes ago, MoJames said:

I mean they did well this year, but maybe a bit of an overstatement?

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1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

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granted never said we were a solid program.

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