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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized

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10 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

 

 


 

 

 

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9 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

What does that matter? Players are being poached from other p5's as well. He has a valid point.

Figure out how to do something about it.  I’m all ears.  It’s the wild west for a few years.

2 minutes ago, utexas8 said:


Is this the guy a&m was tampering with

Yes

33 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

 

 


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Makes me think of the bogeymen politicians use to stir up their base. Oh no, this faceless evil is coming for your players and wives named Candi.

34 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

So aggy tampered to get this guy in the portal and then they got out-tampered by the biggest tampering coach???

20 minutes ago, speed817 said:

So aggy tampered to get this guy in the portal and then they got out-tampered by the biggest tampering coach???

Brave New World.

Complaining about tampering is like reserving your outrage that your girlfriend cheats on you for the guy who asked her out.

2 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

 

 

 


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Dear Coach Traylor,

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Sincerely,

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On 12/7/2022 at 2:38 PM, Enemy07 said:

Great recruiting pitch for Texas Football recruits.

 

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Love me some Haley Berg. I think Overshown used to date her. 

 

Haha at the sour milk in the replies. “Harder to get noticed at GT”.

You mean like megatron when they were running the triple option dipshit?
 

This edit looks like it was done by the one meemaw at church that has the free version of photoshop.

You can take the aggy out of aggy but you can’t take the aggy out of aggy.
1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Love me some Haley Berg. I think Overshown used to date her. 

I guess some guys don’t like boobs. 

9 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

I wonder if Traylor would complain about tampering if his agent was approached off the record for a big time P5 offer to coach at say UT or Penn State type school?  

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8 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I guess some guys don’t like boobs. 

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12 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

The wife portal is an interesting concept. My wife would take one look at it and try to buy it and hang it on the wall. 

Reminded me of this joke:

A new store opened in New York. It's called The Husband Store. Women can go there to find a husband, but there are strict rules. She may visit the store only ONCE. There are 6 floors with men of differing qualities in ascending order. The women may go up a Floor at a time but may only go down all the way to the bottom and out the front door.

So a woman enters the store and reads the big sign inside the entrance by the elevator. The first floor sign reads: Men with jobs. She's intrigued but continues to the second floor. There the sign reads: Men with jobs and love children. Nice she thinks but I want more and proceeds to the third floor. There she is greeted by a sign that reads: Men who have jobs, love children and are extremely good looking. WOW she thinks but feels compelled to keep going. So on to the fourth floor where the sign reads: Men with jobs, love kids, are drop dead gorgeous and help with housework. Oh my she thinks, I can hardly stand it but on to the fifth floor she goes. There the sign reads: Men who have jobs, love kids, are drop dead gorgeous, help with housework and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay and take a husband from here but she goes on to the sixth floor, There the sign reads: You are visitor 37,365,498 to this floor. There are no men here. This floor only exists to prove you can't satisfy a woman. Thank you for shopping with us.

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So not to be gender bias the owner opened a store across the street called New Wives. The first floor has wives who love sex. The second floor has wives who love sex, have money and love beer. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

20 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I guess some guys don’t like boobs. 

 

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Beat me to it 

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12 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

The wife portal is an interesting concept. My wife would take one look at it and try to buy it and hang it on the wall. 

I'm all for it. My wife went to the portal and committed elsewhere. I dropped her scholarship and she got pissed when she found out that her NIL benefits didn't follow her. I replaced her with a grad transfer from Sloan who brought her own corporate NIL deal.

2 hours ago, Masshole Horn said:

I'm all for it. My wife went to the portal and committed elsewhere. I dropped her scholarship and she got pissed when she found out that her NIL benefits didn't follow her. I replaced her with a grad transfer from Sloan who brought her own corporate NIL deal.

User ID checks out.

Sounds pretty productive for a freshman. Think we can want this guy.[emoji869]

The Syracuse CB. Ha

12 hours ago, Magus Ossis said:

Complaining about tampering is like reserving your outrage that your girlfriend cheats on you for the guy who asked her out.

This… Traylor is pissed that his players are leaving UTSA for objectively greener pastures lol. Tampering is the best thing to happen to any of his guys — they can upgrade from a UTSA education to a degree from a much stronger school (USC, Texas, Miami, etc).

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

So who the hell is going to be the Bama QB? I was convinced that they would have brought in one of the big names, but right now …

So who the hell is going to be the Bama QB? I was convinced that they would have brought in one of the big names, but right now …

Huds…..


Ah, never mind
11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

NC State to Kentucky is a super weird move. 

3 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

NC State to Kentucky is a super weird move. 

It just means more.

7 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

NC State to Kentucky is a super weird move. 

State lost their OC (Tim Beck lol) and a loaded senior class, while Kentucky has a good offensive HC who developed Will Levis into a first rounder. As long as you don't really care about titles it makes sense.

9 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

NC State to Kentucky is a super weird move. 

Well, their current QB is going to be a 1st rounder so, not sure weird, but I would have expected a bigger landing spot.

Kentucky was 21st in offensive SP+ in 2021 and then the OC went back to the LA Rams. They were 92nd this year so they convinced the old OC to comeback from the NFL to take the job again. A McVay disciple who has NFL people gassed up about Will Levis is probably a good guy to spend a year playing for.

18 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

So who the hell is going to be the Bama QB? I was convinced that they would have brought in one of the big names, but right now …

I don't think Saban has the war chest to outbid anyone for a real QB right now. 

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24 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

NC State to Kentucky is a super weird move. 

Very weird. Kentucky was terrible on offense this year with a 1st round QB, though his stats scream "dont be fooled by the arm talent". Being a run oriented offense behind a terrible OL rarely works out

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

 

So, I guess Tommy didn’t have enough sway to bring little brother as a +1 this time?

6 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

So, I guess Tommy didn’t have enough sway to bring little brother as a +1 this time?

remember when Blake got all pissed when we didn't offer the runt, when Tommy got his offer.. then Dabo did the same?  Guess he's not mad that he's not accompanying Tommy to tcu now?

15 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

remember when Blake got all pissed when we didn't offer the runt, when Tommy got his offer.. then Dabo did the same?  Guess he's not mad that he's not accompanying Tommy to tcu now?

Wouldn't be surprised to see the runt attempt to transfer to smu...

So, I guess Tommy didn’t have enough sway to bring little brother as a +1 this time?

So saban is stuck with him?
2 minutes ago, Chango said:


So saban is stuck with him?

No fucking way Saban doesn't trapdoor his ass.

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